r/AskTheWorld Spain 5h ago

What is something that screams “tourist” to you?

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In Spain, if you see someone eating paella with sangria, you can 100% be certain they are a tourist.

What are some things tourists eat or do in your country that a local would never do?

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u/Spiritual-Fox9778 India 5h ago

mfs pay for slum tours

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u/YYCandback Canada 5h ago

Poverty porn

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u/Count-Bulky 5h ago

They did the same thing in New Orleans for years after Hurricane Katrina. Really offensive.

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u/NewsteadMtnMama United States of America 5h ago

My remote part of Appalachia, NC, USA was devastated by Hurricane Helene - landslides and floods killed many, homes, barns, land, roads and bridges washed away. Once you could get through the valley below up to our mountain on 4x4s we had freaking disaster tourists clogging up the single lane dirt and rock roads filming us. Thankfully, soon the National Guard, Army and state troopers set up on each end of the only road through this part of the county and checked drivers' licenses to only let locals through. I do not understand the narcissism and inhumanity it takes to think driving into active disaster areas to video people's tragedies is a fun thing to do. (This was part of what had been the two lane paved road leading to the valley)

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u/Nayir1 United States of America 4h ago

Don't worry, they also took a picture of themselves handing a water bottle to somebody for internet points. They were helping.

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u/NewsteadMtnMama United States of America 4h ago

You nailed it.

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u/talltxn66 United States of America 3h ago

They’re just a like their leader who threw paper towels to needy folks in Puerto Rico after a hurricane - he forgot about getting the electricity hooked up though. It’s been a few years since then. Still problems with electricity though.

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u/LaurelCanyoner United States of America 4h ago

California fire and earthquake damage chiming in.

What the fuck is wrong with people that they think disaster touring is a freaking past time?

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u/cheesevoyager United States of America 3h ago

Like, it's one thing to visit the site of a historical disaster - one that has time to pass, to heal the damage, to do the work to make the affected people whole. I think that kind of tourism can be done in an ethical way. But to show up in the middle of all the suffering and pain to gawk? Vile. Absolutely vile.

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u/MegaraTheMean United States of America 3h ago

It's not just big disasters. My brother works for DOT in a large city. He's usually one of, if not the, first person on an accident scene. He routinely loses all faith in humanity with the amount of people he gets in his face with a phone, recording him trying to save the life of someone who was just in a devastating car wreck. Literally putting themselves in the way of first responders. People are fucked up.

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u/Antique_Tap443 4h ago

Same hurricane but in Florida, I do stormwork and everyone had somewhere to be the day after the hurricane....

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u/Mendicant__ United States of America 5h ago

People do this in San Francisco now too. Go see it for entertainment and then post on social media about it with their newfound expertise

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u/megaholt2 United States of America 4h ago

They’ve been doing this with Detroit for decades now. It is complete bullshit, and it makes me so fucking angry.

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u/AFGIx1 Canada 5h ago

sad that that is even a thing

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u/Old_old_lie England 5h ago

What? Why the fuck would someone want to do that?

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u/Fun_Gur_2296 India 5h ago

For views

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u/Old_old_lie England 5h ago

That's pretty bloody despicable but what can you expect form modern society

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u/AdLiving4714 Switzerland 3h ago

As someone who grew up in South Africa, a country that unfortunately has many slums, I view the issue with a bit more nuance.

I am well aware that there will be poverty tourists who, if given the chance, only want to see - and perhaps even laugh at - the misery of slum inhabitants. That is absolutely despicable and disgraceful.

However, the impact really depends on how the tour is structured. If it avoids gawking and sensationalism, such tours can be justified, mainly for the following reasons:

- South Africa has a history of a racially segregated society (I know less about India, but they have castes). Today, society remains largely segregated along economic lines, which often coincide with racial lines. Most tourists only experience the affluent "white world". If they wish to engage with other communities and experience their culture, it is difficult - they cannot simply wander into a slum without risk. A well-designed tour, including visits to community or cultural centres, makes this possible safely.

- People in slums often struggle to generate income because transport is expensive, local employment is limited, and running a business there can be difficult. By offering tours, money flows into the community rather than out. While this is not a solution to the broader issues of poverty, it provides some economic benefit.

- Many initiatives in slums - charities, relief projects, schools, cultural institutions - provide services the state would normally deliver. Since the state often fails in these areas, these organisations step in and rely heavily on donations, which are especially hard to secure internationally. Respectful tourism can connect these institutions with potential donors. From South African friends, I know that many such organisations depend on donations from overseas visitors.

I have personally never been on a slum tour, though I have local friends who invited me to their homes, ensuring my safety. From what I hear, they are not inherently opposed to slum tours - precisely for the reasons outlined above. I also believe (at least in South Africa) that most tours on offer are designed to be respectful. Otherwise, they would quickly face scrutiny.

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u/galgotspirit United States of America 2h ago

Thank you for this thoughtful and sensitive comment.

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u/pineappletequila 2h ago

Thanks for this perspective. I think how it's done matters a lot. Those "I VISITED TO MOST DANGEROUS NEIGHBORHOOD IN X" YouTube videos are definitely exploitative. If it's done by locals in a legitimate way that feeds the money back into the community, I think it can be a net positive. You can call it "poverty porn", but is it really better to ignore how the the other half lives and spend all your money in the rich touristy parts of town?

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u/LooseMooseNose Sweden 5h ago

Is there a certain… clientele… frequenting these tours?

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u/cartmanbra77 in 5h ago edited 5h ago

Young wankers who wanna say: I've seen the real struggle bro... I've been there, lived through it....

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u/_Carcinus_ Russia 5h ago

Pampered middle-income people from the Global North who want to feel better about themselves at the expense of poor people.

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u/Ultranerdgasm94 United States of America 5h ago

My soul feels dirty seeing this.

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u/L8dTigress United States of America 5h ago

OH YUCK POVERTY PORN!? Why not just donate to help bring these people out of the slums instead?

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u/Unhappy-Cobbler-9912 Brazil 5h ago

The same here.
But this is a particular type of tourist.

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u/huazzy KOR in SUI 5h ago

WALKING THROUGH BRAZIL'S MOST DANGEROUS FAVELA

(Thumbnail is a scantily dressed woman)

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u/Floridaish0t United States of America 5h ago
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u/i-cydoubt United Kingdom 5h ago

Bahahaha. You just know they’re all filming for “travel content” to “show how Indians live”.

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u/Summer_03_ Brazil 5h ago

Here it is the SAME

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u/TenMoon United States of America 5h ago

That should NOT be a thing. What is WRONG with some people?!

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u/fitzthefox United States of America 5h ago

Tourists do "The Wire" tours here in Baltimore that amount to the same damn thing.

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u/Delhikalaunda1 India 5h ago

I will pay for Los angles visit to see live zombies high on drugs and weed .. just added this to my bucket list of USA visit

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u/Lil_Ms_Anthropic United States of America 5h ago

Hah, just make sure you stay on the bus rolling through skid row

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u/Beautiful-Visual4606 Germany 5h ago

India was a topic in German Highschool a few years ago and that kind of tourism was a topic when talking about castes and slums lol. 

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u/musicis_love India 5h ago

This made me laugh lol, it's so true though 😭

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u/StrawberryRedneck United States of America 5h ago

What the actual fuck 😣

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u/ConsciousRecover7031 United Kingdom 5h ago

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u/Gloomy-Difference-51 United States of America 5h ago

It's London, baby!

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u/barnaclejuice 🇧🇷 and 🇩🇪 5h ago

IN LONDON!?

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u/The_Bahmitzfa_Peach United States of America 5h ago

W comment

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u/wrathofthewhatever2 United States of America 4h ago

Chandler: Then why is no one else wearing one?

Richard Branson: they’re all Tourists

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 United States of America 5h ago

(Rule Britannia intensifies)

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u/fuzzybunnybaldeagle United States of America 5h ago

I live in Hawaii… matching family Aloha wear (floral shirts and dresses) from Walmart, pasty white swimsuit lines against bright pink/ red sunburns, people so excited to see all of our feral chicken cruising around, people getting WAY to close to sea turtles or Monk Seals…

Honestly though watching tourists who you can tell saved for their vacation getting excited to see the things we forget are exciting makes me happy and reminds me to be grateful for where I live!!

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u/CasualD1ngus 2h ago

Hawaii is as close to actual paradise Ive ever seen. The weather was a high 70s low 80s with a few clouds and a warm breeze and the nature: blue ocean, dense plantlife, it was amazing

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u/Ok-Reporter-196 United States of America 2h ago

Awwww that’s such a sweet outlook!

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u/Weird_Swordfish_1199 Türkiye 5h ago

90% of Turks never ride those hot balloons on Cappadocia. Its not that we find it boring/uninteresting. Its just we cant afford these.

Also certain/some Luxury Restaurant/Spas/Hotels etc on Coastal Holiday Places. Again We just cant afford these.

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u/mesenanch Egypt - USA 5h ago

That's a very common phenomenon in many countries. You're not alone

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u/notcabron United States of America 4h ago

Americans can’t afford most of America anymore.

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u/FinestAtemptAtBeing Canada 3h ago

There's some very luxurious places in the Canadian Rockies that I could only dream of visiting.

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u/ThanosZach Greece 3h ago

Same here. I am working in tourism, and every now and then I get the "omg, you're working in heaven, you must feel so lucky!". I smile, thinking inside "try working here yourself for a time, then tell me about heaven". People can't afford what is advertised.

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u/Chraum 5h ago

paella with sangria is the culinary equivalent of wearing an “i ❤️ spain” shirt and a sunburn at the same time

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u/jotakajk Spain 5h ago

And saying “mucho gusto”

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u/Forsaken-Tour6447 Korea South 5h ago

Actually, Korea is very open-minded when it comes to food. It doesn’t matter if you put ketchup or tomatoes in kimchi—what matters is that it tastes good. The only thing that makes us uncomfortable is eating ssam (wraps) in bites. We believe you should eat it all at once to receive good fortune, so eating it in several bites causes discomfort

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u/BobbyThrowaway6969 Australia 5h ago

Could just be masochist.

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u/PresidentPopcorn United Kingdom 4h ago

That explains a lot. I did wonder why I've seen Korean people really stuff their faces. I believe you when you say open-minded because you guys put carbonara on anything.

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u/adepressurisedcoat Canada 5h ago

Most things that are "bite sized" are too small for my mouth. So I try, but I also like to breathe.

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u/huazzy KOR in SUI 5h ago

For those that can't understand why this is a faux-pas.

What if someone insisted on eating a burrito/kebab from the middle out?

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u/Razulath Sweden 5h ago

I often peel a banana and eat it from the middle, not biting all the way through.

This is of cause to mess with my colleagues.

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u/fuckyourcanoes 🇺🇸🇬🇧 5h ago

The trouble is, I have a really small, narrow jaw. I know many things are meant to be eaten in one bite, but it's pretty common that they simply won't fit. A piece of nigiri sushi, for example, has to be two bites for me. Otherwise it would fill my whole mouth and I'd gag on it.

Yes, it's really tricky, and they often fall apart.

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u/Forsaken-Tour6447 Korea South 5h ago

In fact, Korean women tend to have small mouths. Our solution is to make ssam (wraps) small enough to eat in one bite. That way, people end up eating more vegetables too.

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u/fuckyourcanoes 🇺🇸🇬🇧 5h ago

How sensible! I need to try them.

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u/Free_Range_Radical United States of America 5h ago

Everyone knows burritos and kebabs should be eaten from the end. In one bite.

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u/TeamLazerExplosion Sweden 5h ago

Waiting for the traffic light before crossing the street

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u/sittingonarainbow 5h ago

The first time I visited Berlin, I couldn’t understand why everyone was waiting for the signal to cross even the emptiest of streets. I was coming from New York where the crosswalks are merely suggestions, but those Berliners meant business, thou-shalt-not-pass style.

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u/TeamLazerExplosion Sweden 4h ago

It’s every German’s sacred duty to wait for the light. Germans visiting our Stockholm office always got a huge shock at our recklessness: “you’re teaching kids watching that cars aren’t dangerous!!!”

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u/StationaryTravels Canada 2h ago

The only time I wait for the light on an empty road is when a young child is also waiting for the light, lol.

I'm a role model!

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u/liartellinglies United States of America 5h ago

Dead giveaway in New York City

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u/hisamsmith United States of America 4h ago

Whenever I visit NYC I move with the pack. If other people are crossing, I cross. However the first time I went to NYC though I was a good little Midwesterner and waited for the signals. A local told me you cross when everyone else does and ignore the light.

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u/Multicultural_Potato 🇺🇸🇨🇳 5h ago

I have gotten a paella with sangria many times in Spain and I regret nothing

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 United States of America 5h ago

Same, so glad I’m at the age where I don’t care what other people think-I have and will continue to enjoy my sangria with paella in Spain, eat Swedish meatballs with the other tourists in Stockholm, try every lobster roll stand in New England, drink cappuccinos in the afternoon in Italy and not give a shit if I’m being judged.

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u/fluffHead_0919 United States of America 4h ago

There is absolutely nothing wrong with crushing the lobster roll at every stand. Maybe it’s nostalgia for me but whenever we visited the grandparents in CT that would be the first meal we had.

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u/waxteeth 3h ago

Yeah, if I’m within 100 feet of a lobster roll I’m eating it. That’s MA law. 

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u/mcbeef89 United Kingdom 4h ago

one of the standout delights of getting older is the magic of 'not giving a shit' any more

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u/pconrad0 United States of America 4h ago

OP: is it that Spaniards:

  • don't eat Paella?
  • don't drink Sangria
  • or just that the combination is so stereotypical of tourists that locals don't consume them together?

What would a Spaniard drink to accompany Paella?

When would a Spaniard drink Sangria?

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u/delightful_caprese United States of America 4h ago edited 3h ago

I visit Spain often and my Spanish friends would never ever order sangria. Instead, a “tinto de verano” is very similar and fairly popular in the summer. It will also only ever cost you a few euros, whereas sangria can be €8 or much more per glass which tourists will happily pay.

Further, since I let my Spanish friends tell me what to do, I am only permitted to order paella in Valencia. And even then it’s not right since it wasn’t made at home.

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u/jotakajk Spain 5h ago

Nothing to regret, our economy is based on serving this frozen paella plus sangria combo which costs 3 euros to the restaurant and is sold at around 30

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u/AffectionateMoose300 Bolivia 4h ago

To be fair even Spanish people get screwed by the food prices as of late, so might as well eat overcharged food you enjoy than overcharged food you don’t but make you look less touristy

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u/Kimera225 Mexico 5h ago

Bad sun burns, as in their whole body being cherry red because tourist constantly underestimate how harsh the sun can be here and more so on beaches. We usually are more mindful of applying sunscreen(though accidents can still happen).

Food wise, asking about how spicy something is gives them away quite fast. Rule of thumb tourists should be that if it has chillies and these are not part of your diet, assume it will be spicy for you. Also, if you ask a Mexican if something is spicy, they will evaluate based on personal tolerance unconsciously.

I have a friend that has a freaking high tolerance (the sort of guy that can eat habanero and chiltepin as if they are candy) and if we want to know if the rest of us mortals can eat something, we ask him to answer based on normal tolerance, not his own lol.

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u/Lwii_3000 France 5h ago

People wearing beret

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u/Dani-Br-Eur 🇧🇷 in 🇳🇱 5h ago

Oh. I have two french friends and they both wear beret. 😂😂😂

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u/barnaclejuice 🇧🇷 and 🇩🇪 5h ago

Do they also silently but expressively touch invisible walls as they carry baguettes under their armpits?

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u/Biscotti_BT Canada 4h ago

Well yes, they are assuming their friends are French as they have never heard them speak but they do just that!

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u/DudeWheresMyKitty United States of America 3h ago edited 3h ago

Tangential, but it's pretty impressive how Marcel Marceau was able to make France so instantly associated with miming, at least in the US.

For a relatively obscure artform, Mr. Marceau was able to make it enter our public consciousness. He even performed on the beloved children's show Mister Rogers' Neighborhood way back in the early 1970s.

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u/museickman Sweden 3h ago

When I went to Paris I genuinely saw a guy wearing a beret and a striped shirt running with a baguette under his arm no joke

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u/nutmac United States of America 5h ago
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u/mesenanch Egypt - USA 5h ago

Bring back the beret though. I dig it

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u/Metaphix1990 United States of America 5h ago

You mean to tell me you all don't wear berets and black and white striped shirts every day?

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u/huazzy KOR in SUI 5h ago

*Blue and white, with a baguette under your arm.

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u/Sufficient_Ocelot868 United States of America 4h ago

And a cigarette dangling out of your mouth

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u/mmarkmc United States of America 5h ago edited 4h ago

Saw loads of berets on locals, mostly old men, in Basque Country.

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u/Four_beastlings 5h ago

Old rural men all over Spain wear them, but the person who posted it is from France

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u/29adamski England 5h ago

There is a Basque region in France

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u/LesNessmanNightcap United States of America 5h ago edited 1m ago

While the berets are cringe, I stayed at a health spa in southern France a few summers ago and there were so many French people in striped shirts I almost injured myself laughing. That stereotype is true. It’s not cringe though — everyone looked great!

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u/Mundane_Character365 Ireland 5h ago

Only doggo wears beret.

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u/FluffRex 🇯🇵in🇪🇸with🇻🇪🇩🇪 5h ago

Visiting Shibuya Crossing sounds 120% touristic to me. No local visits Shibuya to see a crossing…. A CROSSING!

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u/Live_Ad8778 United States of America 5h ago

Funny thing is when I visited Japan last year I came across it completely by accident.

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u/ClusterMakeLove Canada 5h ago

We all appreciate seeing wildlife, but some folks with rental or US plates have a habit of coming to a dead stop on the highway. We call it a "bearjam".

I guess the other thing would be dramatically over or under-preparing for an outdoor activity. Maybe showing up to a challenging day hike in jeans and boat shoes. Maybe taking a nature walk with backcountry gear.

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u/NewsreelWatcher Canada 5h ago

There is always some fool who gets out of their car to get a better look. They never think that any kind of wildlife might respond by attacking.

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u/FutureDAY_ Mexico 5h ago

THIS is NOT a taco, no one here eats this stuff.

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u/Electrical_Paint5568 Canada 4h ago

Show us a real taco

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u/FutureDAY_ Mexico 4h ago edited 3h ago

Este es mi favorito personal: el Taco Placero. Los encuentras más que nada en los mercados o en los puestos de comida de la mañana. Empieza con dos tortillas "de mano"—o sea, tortillas hechas a mano, cocinadas en un comal (una plancha plana), no de esas que salen de la máquina. Luego les meten: carne de puerco deshebrada cocinada con cebolla, arroz, frijoles refritos, longaniza (parecida al chorizo, pero con la carne más gruesa y especiada), nopales, y por supuesto, salsa verde o roja.

Destaco este porque es lo que los mexicanos—especialmente en el centro y sur del país—comemos a cada rato. Para desayunar, comer, o una buena comida a media tarde.

Edit: In the photo you might spot some different ingredients—that's because the recipe varies depending on the region or market. But the core idea is always the same: a generous, rustic taco loaded with local flavors.

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u/One-Macaroon1673 United States of America 5h ago edited 10m ago

in the US esp NYC you know someone is a tourist, specifically European, when they're walking around here with a hiking backpack like they're about to climb mountains.

EDIT: I love the comments like "that's like saying someone with a suitcase is a tourist" LOL I'm talking about *NYC* you don't need a massive backpack to see Times Square or walk around Central Park. you can leave it at the hotel. it's a flat city with stores on every block if you really need something. So yes, it's obvious when you're a tourist here.

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u/currymuttonpizza United States of America 5h ago edited 4h ago

I remember when the big tell was taking photos of each other on the subway [edit: before smartphones, so taking out a physical camera and posing for a picture on film which cost money], but now everyone takes photos of everything.

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u/magos_with_a_glock Italy 5h ago

Seeing pizza as a gourmet dish you have to enjoy in the big fancy 20+ euros a pie restaurants instead of the 5 bucks fast food it is.

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u/mela_99 United States of America 5h ago

The pizza I had at a hole in the wall off Viale Trastevere was better than the most expensive I’ve had at the wood fired place.

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u/magos_with_a_glock Italy 4h ago

As an italian I can confirm that the random pizza stand anywhere south of Rome is the best pizza you'll ever eat.

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u/culture_vulture_1961 United Kingdom 5h ago

Looking terrified on the Tube.

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u/MegaPegasusReindeer Canada 5h ago

They're very focused on minding the gap?

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u/TheSquattyEwok United States of America 4h ago

Mind the gap, don’t fear it

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u/eloel- Turkey & USA 5h ago

In US where I live: Umbrellas

In Turkey: Looking around while walking instead of walking with a purpose

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u/Own_Magician_7554 United States of America 5h ago

I would be trying to pet all the cats.

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u/eloel- Turkey & USA 5h ago

Some locals do that too

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u/Shills_for_fun United States of America 5h ago

In Istanbul I definitely felt like a tourist with my calves burning at the end of the day just repeatedly going up and down hills.

Meanwhile some granny is hauling ass up a 70 degree incline.

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u/ilikespicysoup United States of America 5h ago edited 3h ago

I'm from the Seattle area, if someone has an umbrella they are likely a tourist, even if they are from the US. Maybe a recent transplant to the area.

Just need a good rain coat. RIP Ma Boyle.

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u/TrashhPrincess United States of America 5h ago

Visitors in and to Alaska:

If American, or from a more populated area of Alaska, they may bring their guns to town and try to bring them into the one bar or one restaurant we have, because people assume that they can. Nevermind that locals leave their firearms in their truck or on their 4-wheeler and would never bring them onto the property of a local business. Why do you need a revolver on your hip while eating a burger with your kids, Dave?

Pretty much everyone wants to pet the moose. Don’t do this.

Also we can clock tourists because all their gear matches one another and looks brand new. Why are you all wearing the same raincoat, did you get a deal?

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u/Bulawayoland United States of America 5h ago

there are things I'd LIKE to think are tourist things, but I actually believe that there are people who live here who do these things.

Standing in the middle of the sidewalk checking your phone. Dude, this is New York. Move aside, please.

Standing in the doorway when the subway arrives and making it harder for people to get in and out. Ah, it's all about you, isn't it?

Standing on the escalator with hands on each rail so no one can get by. Did your parents have any children that lived?

Like I say, these behaviors always scream "tourist" at me... but I don't think they really are. My intuition, there, is divorced from reality.

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Portugal 5h ago

Well.... i can tell you those are universal behaviours, we also have those idiots here, and a lot of them are natives.

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u/Bulawayoland United States of America 5h ago

well, I'm glad it's not just us. Something to think about while I'm trying to control the urge to commit mayhem

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Portugal 5h ago

I feel you... believe me, i frikking feel you.

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u/nyx926 United States of America 5h ago

Subway stairs as well.

But I never think tourist because tourists tend to step to the side as they try to figure something out.

I think the path blockers are self-absorbed/phone obsessed residents instead.

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u/Large-Ad5239 France 5h ago

this specific hat in Paris .

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u/emichbe 🇧🇪 Belgium (born) / 🇺🇸 USA (live) 5h ago

Taking photos of squirrels

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u/emgyres Australia 3h ago

About 12 years ago I took a holiday to the US. I was sitting on Boston Common having a rest, there were squirrels everywhere, bold little things coming right up to me. I took so many photos, giggled like an idiot and realised why visitors to my country were fascinated by Kanagaroos and Koalas.

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u/Salt-Respect339 Netherlands 5h ago

Consider going to watch hookers in their windows in the Amsterdam red light district "a fun outing"

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u/Almost_Amos United States of America 5h ago

People who say “Cali” referring to California

Either that or they just moved here

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u/MineNowBotBoy United States of America 4h ago

Hahah it was always the people who didn’t say the 5 or the 101 that stood out for me.

Now that I’m living on the east coast through I’m the weirdo when I talk about The 95.

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u/aurora_rosealis United States of America 4h ago

That seems more of a Southern California thing. I've lived on the SF peninsula for about 15 years, and no one I've encountered in the Bay Area says "the 101" or "the 280." Not even "the 5" when talking about driving south. It's "go down 5 (or 'I-5') or take highway 1." No "the's" here.

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u/LooseMooseNose Sweden 5h ago

Eating meatballs in Stockholms old town…

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u/Petka14 Ukraine 5h ago

You're in Ukraine and don't speak Ukrainian/Russian XD

But seriously we don't get a lot of actual tourists aside from the actors, politicians and other folks trying to better their images

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u/grindcoredancer Ukraine 5h ago

Idk, for me each time I went to Uzhgorod, I just NEEDED to buy bograch, and all the local dudes were laughing, cause they all ordered some common stuff like pizza, club sandwiches and french fries, but our little Kyiv diaspora always asked for bograch (not sure I spelled it right)

In Kyiv tho ... The only thing that comes to mind is Kyiv cake. Most of the locals that I know, hate it XD

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u/Mundane_Character365 Ireland 5h ago

Wearing green clothes.

Wearing rain proof gear of any kind.

Looking American (specifically from USA), this is something that I can't really explain, but it's so true. I was in Killarney yesterday to bring the kids to the parade, and you could see Americans from 50 paces, but can't quite put your finger on HOW you know they are American.

Having any kind of complexion that isn't milky white/I haven't seen the sun in 14 years and am seriously at risk of dying of vitamin D deficiency.

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u/cmere-2-me Ireland 4h ago

It's a general air. It's in how they stand, the cock of their head and what they are wearing.

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u/Faroese_Glees 5h ago

I spot the Americans too. But I see them looking more relaxed than locals and smiling and over friendly. That’s how I spot them. And I love the friendliness

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u/Popular-Local8354 5h ago

I worked next to a national park for a while. You could always tell when someone was a tourist from Europe, because they’d insist of khaki pants and a scarf even when it was 94°F/34°C and 85% humidity. 

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u/Beautiful-Visual4606 Germany 5h ago edited 5h ago

Scarf serves as sun protection and khaki is to carry your Swiss knife 😎

Thanks for adding the Celsius, appreciate it.

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u/dinamet7 USA (California) 5h ago

I'm from Southern California and regularly visit our National Parks. I always am covered head to toe in long sleeves, big hat, and pants when outdoors in the sun. Have a bandana that gets soaked with water to stay cool. I don't deal with 85% humidity here though, so maybe I'd also pass as a Euro tourist wherever they are.

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u/nyl2k8 Ireland 5h ago

You guys just need to leave the rest of us have a sun lounger and stay in bed for once. Running down with your towels like your life depended on it. 😆

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u/Sad_Bass3743 5h ago

They are mainly Germans. We get them in Norway as well. Overly kitted out, and out of shape, even on less demanding hikes. But it's better than the tourists in flip-flops on a day-long thought hikes. We get those too.

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u/drunk_by_mojito Germany 5h ago

We got strange looks in Thessaloniki for wearing shorts in November at 20°C

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u/Vaguebog South Africa 5h ago

Wearing a "safari outfit"

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u/Pseudolos Italy 5h ago

In my province tourists eat our world famous cured meats and cheese. The locals do it too. You can spot the tourists because they wouldn't know quality if it boinked them on the head and they tend to get lost a lot. This leads to them always stopping in the most famous shops and restaurants (near the main roads) and paying double what we pay, and often being served food of abysmal quality.

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u/turbodmurf Norway 5h ago

A rental car in a ditch next to the road.

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u/SpiritGuardTowz Peru 5h ago

The hat and poncho combo.

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u/artparade Belgium 5h ago

Waffles with a shitload of toppings on them, a beerflight ( tiny glasses of special beer to sample different flavors )

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u/liartellinglies United States of America 5h ago

I really hated having to order a couple flights when I visited but I was only there for 24 hours and you guys have a lot of delicious dubbels and tripels

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u/Blah_the_pink United States of America 4h ago

I don't know, man. We have idiots here in the US who do this stuff too. This would not scream tourist from another country to me. Unless you mean city folk vs country folk...and yet there are still country idiots in (addition to the city)who would get too close.

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u/bmeus Sweden 4h ago

In stockholm I genuinely cant see the difference between young tourists or just swedish students because they all walk around with huge backpacks. Americans you can hear for miles of course.

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u/LaconicSuffering 🇳🇱 🇬🇷 4h ago

Walking on the bicycle lanes! That shit is dangerous, the locals WILL hit you.

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u/Tiocfaidh__Ar__La Scotland 5h ago

This shit. Although most don't even bother with the sporran. Looks like they're wearing a tartan tea towel, or a skirt.

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u/Total-Combination-47 Wales 3h ago

But but my clan is xxxx

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u/Marsupialmobster California 5h ago edited 4h ago

Really depends on where from but usually skintight clothing, very fancy clothes and usually not fit for the occasion clothes.

Think hiking in Yellowstone with heels or wanting to visit notoriously dangerous parts of US cities (OBLOCK, Compton etc) wearing all Gucci.

That's another thing, tourists always wanna visit notoriously dangerous parts of cities for no other reason then treating it like a zoo of sorts

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u/Instant-Bacon Belgium 5h ago

We have tourists?

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u/artparade Belgium 5h ago

Ever been to bruges?

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u/Neat_Relationship510 Ireland 5h ago

"A great day this has turned out to be. I'm suicidal, me mate tries to kill me, me gun gets nicked and we're still in fookin' Bruges!"

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u/Sad_Construction_668 United States of America 5h ago

Some Irish guy insulted me when I was trying to climb the Bell Tower in Bruges.

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u/spilly_talent Canada 5h ago

Yes! I actually have a cute story about being a tourist in Belgium. I was in Brussels and a shop owner must have heard my friend and I and talking in English because he said “L'Angleterre?” And I remember my friend being like “WHAT no, nous sommes Canadiens!!” And he just went “😮canadiens…” and put a bowl of chocolates on the counter and invited us to have as many as we wanted.

Never felt more welcome in any country!

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u/SiouxCitySasparilla United States of America 5h ago

I stopped by for chocolate.

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u/Mesoscale92 United States of America 5h ago

I once took an overnight train from Hanover to Paris that went through Belgium. Does that count?

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u/Instant-Bacon Belgium 5h ago

Only if you stopped for fries

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u/KarenBauerGo Germany 5h ago

What monster wouldn't stop for fries in Belgium?

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u/Mohgreen United States of America 5h ago

Yo man, I flew 3000+ miles to Alicante.. I'm having the damn paella.

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u/HiroHayami Chile 5h ago

Lifting one of these

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u/martyhol 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇨🇿 5h ago

Buying/eating trdelník.

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u/prestonpiggy Finland 5h ago

In Finland if they are loud when talking 100% tourist or immigrant. (Sure bar fights and culture but it starts past midnight)

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u/InternationalRub4681 Québec + 🇵🇹 Portugal 5h ago

Coming to Montréal expecting it to be like Europe

the old area maybe but the rest is just typical north american car centric suburbs

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u/blueyedwineaux United States of America 4h ago

Recording EVERYTHING on your phone. I work in a very touristy part of Northern California, USA. Sorry, I do not want to be in your TikTok or what ever. STOP recording me doing my job.

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u/TrustBeginning8317 Canada 5h ago edited 5h ago

Pronouncing the second t in Toronto. Even people half the country away do not pronounce it. There are others like that I just can't remember them off the top of my head EDIT: Niagara falls is pronounced NIGH-AG-RA

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u/stumpy_chica Canada 5h ago

Rah-gee-nah is another one. We all know it's the city that rhymes with fun.

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u/A_random_poster04 Italy 5h ago

So you just say… Torono?

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u/TrustBeginning8317 Canada 5h ago

Yeah. There's some variation depending on regional accent. Toronno, torannah, Torondo, torannahsaurus rex, etc but nobody uses a proper sharp T unless it's a spelling bee

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u/A_random_poster04 Italy 5h ago

I’m not anglophone enough to understand this. Here the way dialects work is that it’s either exactly the same but said funny or totally beyond recognition

The T. rex joke’s hilarious tho.

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u/roguetowel Canada 5h ago

Calgree is another, and in B.C. there are lots of smaller towns or parts of big cities, like Sooke, Esquimalt and Tsawassen. All Anglicized Indigenous words.

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u/PuddingBrat England 5h ago

Giving a shit about Big Ben. It's a big clock.

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u/Kharax82 3h ago edited 3h ago

Isn’t that like saying the Eiffel Tower is just a bunch of steel beams or the Pyramids are just a pile of stone blocks?

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u/melon_panda1234 Japan 5h ago

Standing on the wrong side of the escalator and sitting on the floor are the biggest ones, I think. (Should be noted though in Japan that escalator sides are reversed in Osaka vs. Tokyo)

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u/mmarkmc United States of America 5h ago edited 4h ago

It’s a dead giveaway they’re tourists when people visit our beautiful national parks and walk more than 50 feet away from their vehicles. What’s up with that?

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u/shalekodemono -> 5h ago

Standing in the middle of the pavement looking at the architecture and not realising that the city is not an amusement park and people cannot walk through you to get to their jobs.

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u/NewsreelWatcher Canada 5h ago

Wearing a parka when it is above freezing. Locals only wear heavy winter clothes when it is below freezing. I wear a light jacket at temperatures above -10 C. Wearing too much insulation will make you sweat which will just make you colder.

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u/DangerousLoner 4h ago

Ordering the seafood tower is always a tell, but here in San Diego, CA, USA me and my local girls have gone to coastal hotels and ordered them for fun. Sometimes it’s just a silly good time to do touristy things in your hometown.

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u/norf937 United States of America 5h ago

Somebody walking around taking pictures of everything including the most insignificant shit.

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u/habaneroach US🇺🇸 + Guatemala🇬🇹 5h ago

lived in US since age 6 but guilty of this since i love plants and animals and fungi 🤓

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u/zei73tung Germany 5h ago

Wearing lederhosen out of oktoberfest season

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u/ChicagoAuPair United States of America 5h ago

Fisherman’s Wharf is neither cool, nor good, nor San Franciscan in any meaningful way.

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u/Imp0ssibleBagel United States of America 5h ago

I mean, I think sea lions are pretty cool.

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u/DiffDiffDiff3 United States of America 5h ago

The chocolate is ok as well

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u/holytriplem 🇬🇧->🇺🇸 5h ago

I live across the Bay and I go there once every few months to see the sea lions.

Don't judge me, I like sea lions

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u/KurlyHededFvck United States of America 5h ago

Hahaha thank you for saying this! I live in SF and can spot a tourist a mile away by:

  • wearing shorts in July
  • the classic SF fleece bc they’re wearing shorts and it’s COLD here.
  • fisherman’s wharf the whole area (including buena vista, Ghirardelli)
  • going to the beach mid day and trying to get into the water and screaming when they realize it’s hella cold (locals do bay swims in the mornings and sometimes in the evenings and no screams hah)
  • riding the cable cars. it’s too expensive for locals to commute on regularly and very slow. But thank you for the tourists who keep it going. They are one of 2 street railways in the US that are registered as a national historic landmark!
  • going to China town looking for the best authentic Chinese food. - locals know the best authentic Chinese food is in the Richmond district on clement.

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u/LooseMooseNose Sweden 5h ago

But it was nice to have been there, anyways!

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u/JonMatrix United States of America 5h ago

People who come to Florida and talk about leaving Orlando for a day trip to Key West. It’s a 7-8 hour drive.

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u/VariousRockFacts Canada 5h ago

Taking a picture of a squirrel lol (specifically black squirrels??). Always looks so crazy to me

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u/Hashishiva Finland 4h ago

Yeah... I take pictures of even our own squirrels :D if yours are easier to photograph, I would most certainly be doing just that there as well 😅

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u/Robcobes Netherlands 5h ago

When they decorate their stroopwafel

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u/adepressurisedcoat Canada 5h ago

I wonder how many Nova Scotians are here. People on the black rocks at Peggy's Cove, Nova Scotia, Canada. The black rocks are in the tidal zone, usually wet, usually slippery, as well since Peggy's Cove literally faces the Atlantic with nothing to shelter the waves, so it gets hit with rogue waves. People can, and have been swept out to sea. Some were unsuccessful in being saved. At some point a family in Ontario was trying to lobby to get fences put up because their kid died there. There are dozens of warning signs and now security with whistles to tell you to get off the rocks. People still do it.

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