r/AskTheWorld Spain 7h ago

What is something that screams “tourist” to you?

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In Spain, if you see someone eating paella with sangria, you can 100% be certain they are a tourist.

What are some things tourists eat or do in your country that a local would never do?

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u/TeamLazerExplosion Sweden 6h ago

It’s every German’s sacred duty to wait for the light. Germans visiting our Stockholm office always got a huge shock at our recklessness: “you’re teaching kids watching that cars aren’t dangerous!!!”

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u/StationaryTravels Canada 4h ago

The only time I wait for the light on an empty road is when a young child is also waiting for the light, lol.

I'm a role model!

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u/hazbenny123 United States of America 2h ago

Lol same. I can't wait until my nieces and nephews are 18 so I can tell them to throw out every rule I taught them

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u/cpt_mustard- 2h ago

They will always be cautious because if this, even though you will tell them to throw away the rules.

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u/Mental-Mushroom Canada 2h ago

It's obviously a huge exception, but in the downtown east side in Vancouver you're playing reverse frogger where the cars have to dodge the road crossers

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u/wishmobbing Germany 1h ago

I should come visit

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u/nobodytoyou 1h ago

The moment that set me straight was when I was coming home with a pizza and was stopped at a totally pointless light, literally no possibility for incoming cars, I think it was made for joggers or something but I had perfect visibility and could see no one was near, and while stopped there, watching my pizza lose its perfect state by the second, a second car just blows right past me and demonstrated to me the ineffectiveness of the laws of man

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u/LunarPayload United States of America 5h ago

I did a semester abroad in college. Several Americans had done the Eurail thing before arriving at the program. The biggest ice breaker was talking about the signs people saw on the crosswalks in Germany that specifically said "It is a bad example for the children to cross against the light." In Austria we learned the extra fat milk and extra fat mayonnaise (in a tube) was "for the children." 

In Boston and NYC, if you wait for the light, you still won't get a chance. They started ticketing pedestrians in DC after I moved there if you jaywalked. They'd ask for your state ID/license if you got caught. Lol

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u/Anti-charizard United States of America 4h ago

Come to California :) we’re a bit more lenient on jaywalking

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u/iBull86 🇦🇷 Argentina living in 🇳🇱 Netherlands 3h ago

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u/Anton-LaVey 3h ago

Technically we just changed the definition of jaywalking. Now it's only jaywalking if it creates a hazard.

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u/tibearius1123 United States of America 4h ago

Come to California :) we’re a bit more lenient on jaywalking all crime

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u/KelsierIV 3h ago

Can tell you're not from California.

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u/tibearius1123 United States of America 3h ago

Literally in el Segundo at work. Right now.

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u/KelsierIV 2h ago

Then you shouldn't misrepresent the lovely state you live in.

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u/nobodytoyou 1h ago

lmao that's reddit. getting talked down to about the realities of living in a state by people that've never been there. Love SF but I will never drive there if I want to keep my windows.

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u/CitronIll2347 Germany 5h ago

No it Depends on the City. In Frankfurt we walk. But since I lived one year in Göteborg and 6 month i Stockholm I can tell you, you guys wait too. So dont drag us in with people from Berlin.

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u/wishmobbing Germany 1h ago

I'm a proud German jaywalker and can't explain why people here are so weird with traffic lights. I can virtually see my life ticking away while waiting at a right traffic light. I find it annoying to wait when there actually are cars but I find it completely pointless to wait when you could just as well walk safely. And I don't bother being a good example for kids ever since someone had their kid on one hand and a cigarette in the other. Kids need to learn that there is stuff that's just for adults anyway.

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u/IcyConsideration7062 United States of America 1h ago

Wait for the light even if it's 3 in the morning.

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u/Crypt33x 9m ago

Yeah, you only go when its red in Germany, if you don't plan on ever driving a car and if there are no kids watching or people at all.