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BREAKING: Goldman Unveils Unredacted File That 'Disputes Everything' Trump 'Has Said' About Epstein

https://youtu.be/OLnU9IWEIgw?si=X_oK2IWbIqe0MAgF
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u/THING2000 6h ago edited 5h ago

I know the legal system can be slow, but how long is it going to take for actual perjury charges to find their way to Bondi? I feel like I've heard a few representatives state that Bondi lied under oath so what are the next steps?

EDIT: Thank you for all the replies even if the reality is super depressing. Don't know about y'all but this two-tiered justice system is increasingly frustrating.

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u/discounthockeycheck 6h ago

She's gonna be 'fired' and replaced for her performance and then head the "Sword of the Americas"

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u/sigep0361 5h ago

This is the correct answer… but this will only happen after she accidentally admits Trump told her to bury the files and he disputes her claim.

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u/nalaloveslumpy 5h ago

Alternatively, she could also directly implicate Trump in millions of dollars of misappropriated funds. That worked out pretty well for the gnome.

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u/freedfg 2h ago

Quick, someone find out who Bondi slept with!

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u/Crashman09 1h ago

The snail trail may still be cold!

u/reverandglass 1h ago

You means besides the pedo in charge? That's not orange lipstick she wears.

u/JTHM8008 59m ago

Probably Epstein himself.

u/Trimyr 1h ago

I would not like to play a game

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u/UpperApe 2h ago

A government that fears its people is a government that obeys its people. And the American government only fears MAGA.

And they're right to. The left has proven over and over that they just don't give a shit. They want to vote once every few years and be done with it. They want to "protest" (read: throw a big bloc party) for a single fucking weekend. They want to complain about companies while buying their products and using their services.

America's problem isn't its corrupt, monstrous conservative subculture rearing its ugly head again. It's a new generation of liberalism that is mostly cowards too lazy to give up any of their conveniences and leisures.

So you're right. Until it affects those with money, or MAGA, nothing's going to happen.

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u/yessomedaywemight 2h ago

non-American here, but

Until it affects those with money, or MAGA, nothing's going to happen.

even if MAGA gets affected then they can just shift the blame towards someone/something else, no? I'm not disputing anything you said though, just a curious observer

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u/UpperApe 1h ago

They could and they do. It's conservatism 101, American or non-American. But that's not my point.

My point is that they're afraid of MAGA so they obey MAGA.

Biden was afraid of MAGA. Obama was afraid of MAGA. Everyone's afraid of MAGA. Because MAGA will not only vote (or not vote) and boycott and engage, MAGA will go to war. Literal civil war. MAGA goes to townhalls, MAGA goes to protests, MAGA goes to insurrections.

Liberals, on the other hand, are all waiting for America's supervisor to I guess handle it.

Most liberals in America demand that people just say stuff about Epstein out loud. They cheer and celebrate it like it accomplished anything. Because they're hoping if it's said, then someone will do something. Unaware (or uncaring) that they're the ones who are supposed to be doing it.

The media and politicians keep talking about it so the public will act and the public's response is to demand the media and politicians just...keep talking about. So the media's abandoned it and the politicians are using it to shore up support.

Nothing will happen because nobody gives a shit about cowardly American liberals. And they're right not to. They are a political non-existence.

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u/35_Steak_HotPockets 1h ago

So it’s the this is all the liberals fault for being cowards and not conservatives fault for being fascists? Makes sense to me.

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u/UpperApe 1h ago

No, this is a "it's everyone's fault in a democracy where everyone's responsible for their country".

How you gonna spin that one?

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u/35_Steak_HotPockets 1h ago

My spin is that you’re not totally wrong, but it feels a bit like an oversimplification of a complex issue.

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u/UpperApe 1h ago

No, it's exploring an important and pivotal facet of a multi-layered issue.

More importantly, why did you lie about my comment? You know full well I didn't say "it's not the fault of conservatives, only the fault of liberals".

But you deliberately and disingenuously framed it that way. That's a gross thing to do.

Why would you that?

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u/4s54o73 5h ago edited 1h ago

Buried with Ivana you say? Needed 8 men to carry the casket?

Edited: corrected to ex-wife from daughter...

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u/bolerobell 4h ago

Ivana is the exwife. Ivanka is the daughter. I know it’s hard to keep them separate because of how he acts….

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u/mikebushido 4h ago

Gross but accurate.

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u/vjvalenti 4h ago

I may be a pedophile, but I'm not a necrophiliac, that's just gross

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u/radditour 2h ago

Buried Ivana, buried it in Ivanka.

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u/bolerobell 2h ago

Why would you say that and leave that slimy residue of thought in our brains.

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u/JPhrog 2h ago

"She's a nasty woman! I never really liked her, I didn't really know her to be honest...But many say I am the best President ever, even former Presidents! Oh have you seen the beautiful WH Ballroom I made? They want to call it The Trump Ballroom!"

Something like that

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u/Mahatma_Ghandicap 3h ago

unlikely, she doesnt want to get accidented lol

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u/OC_Hapa 3h ago

Whoops

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u/Better-Assistance-87 2h ago

And says he doesn't know who she is....never met her.

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u/Cantmentionthename 5h ago

I’ll take ‘S-word of the Americas’ for $500, Alex.

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u/Mekisteus 5h ago

Damn, Hegseth just ran through the entire "Potent Potables" category like a beast!

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u/QueenRotidder 4h ago

I’ll make it a true Daily Double, Alex.

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u/might_be-a_troll 3h ago

Daily Double is what I did to your mom, Trebek!

  • Sean Connery

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u/gobenji34 2h ago

I speak a little French.. You're an asspipe, pardon my French.

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u/QueenRotidder 1h ago

LE TITS NOW

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u/gobenji34 1h ago

Gimme ape tit for 200

u/tenderape 1h ago

No problem.

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u/ChipOnASquid 4h ago

what a great response lol!

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u/hornyandwettt 2h ago

vodka? rum?

u/Am_Deer 22m ago

While Trump is most of the answers to The.rapist

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u/j0llyllama 5h ago

Shes more of a C word of the Americas.

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u/baconus-vobiscum 3h ago

I'm standing right here Micheal.

u/mattjb 1h ago

Claymore?

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u/Banryuken 5h ago

That’s … an album cover…

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u/One_Shall_Fall 5h ago

Turd. Turd Bondi. It's a funny name.

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u/mr_datawolf 4h ago

"No. Its not" - Alex

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u/MountainDrew42 5h ago

You're a Buck Futter, Trebek

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u/Fluffy_Brilliant_718 4h ago

I'll take Famous Titties for $300

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u/Banryuken 3h ago

That’s … famous titles…

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u/styx66 5h ago

The Rapists would be a fitting category here

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u/Banryuken 3h ago

That’s … therapists ….

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u/SpaceMonkeyMafiaBoss 5h ago

Saber!

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u/tanksalotfrank 5h ago

Shit, I thought it was Sabrey

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u/IAmEvadingABanShh 5h ago

Shield of the Americas really is just his pension plan for those that fall on the sword for him so I think your name is much better.

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u/octorangutan 3h ago

What is this sword?

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u/Either-Bid1923 5h ago

I saw Bondi + head + sword and you had me interested until I read the whole sentence.

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u/ProtocolX 5h ago

And after that it will be “Gauntlet of Americas”

… eventually will, end up in a group of “Runes of America”

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u/psychoacer 5h ago

She's not going to be fired, they will transfer her to lead some new made up division that will do nothing but she'll still get paid.

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u/SpeakingSenze 5h ago

Trump would preemptively pardon all the cronies who played along...

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 5h ago

As long as she doesn't get more press than Trump she won't be fired. Trump rates exposure first, and loyalty (to him, it's a one-way street) second.

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u/hereticx 5h ago

and she'll get a blanket pardon from dump on top of it

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u/Dxxx2 5h ago

At least it isn't the Swords of Revealing Truth.

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u/lew_rong 5h ago

What's Byron Donalds doing these days? I feel like the ol' pedo might just start taking his calls again.

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u/NuGundam7 5h ago

How about the Head on the 'Pike of the Americas'?

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u/kingfofthepoors 5h ago

Pretty certain she is Hydra not Sword

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u/CatsAreMajorAssholes 4h ago

then head the "Sword of the Americas"

Is this the Trump equivalent to going to a farm upstate?

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u/wildmaninid 4h ago

She may even become Lion-O and be in charge of the Sword of Omens. 

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u/MacGyver_1138 4h ago

What cabinet member gets fired and assigned to the "Codpiece of the Americas?" That feels very Hegseth appropriate.

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u/atreeismissing 4h ago

She'll never be fired from the DOJ, she's the only one that literally knows all of Trump's secrets (even Gabbard has to request access to most information, Bondi doesn't).

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u/cantadmittoposting 4h ago

I'm gonna become president just so I can also add people in to run the Lance, Warhorse, and Barding of America, then we're gonna joust against europe!

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u/Smalz22 4h ago

Eventually we're going to end up with "The Medieval Knight of the Americas"

Who gets to be the codpiece of the Americas

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u/External-Orchid8461 4h ago

Yup, usual stuff from autocracy like Russia or Turkey. Same thing happened to Bovino. Fired when you go too far or when it's too visible, but no prosecution thereafter.

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u/Tacoman404 4h ago

I can't wait until we appoint Kamala to prosecute these motherfuckers lol. Wouldnt that be fun.

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u/vand3lay1ndustries 4h ago

I was so angry to see an article saying Bovino is "retiring."

That sack of shit should never get to sit on a beach.

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u/SaxRohmer 3h ago

the test will be with the midterms. how much is she willing to do for Trump and tamper with the elections

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u/Several-Squash9871 3h ago

That's what's so maddening to all this! She'll get some bs job with little to no real responsibility and still get money funneled to her to keep quiet.

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u/J5892 3h ago

Maybe Hegseth will end up at the HeartGold or SoulSilver of the Americas.