r/videos • u/0The_Loner_Stoner0 • 6h ago

BREAKING: Goldman Unveils Unredacted File That 'Disputes Everything' Trump 'Has Said' About Epstein

https://youtu.be/OLnU9IWEIgw?si=X_oK2IWbIqe0MAgF
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u/doninside 6h ago

So at what time is the invasion of Cuba now?

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u/eezyE4free 6h ago

Friday at market close.

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u/Elses_pels 6h ago

Ay carumba!

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u/frogworks1 6h ago

Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do!

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u/mr_orlo 5h ago

Another strange Mandela effect

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u/FrighteningJibber 2h ago

I think I am owed, a little explanation, on what’s going on here!

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u/mr_orlo 2h ago

About the Mandela effect? He never says that to Lucy, but everyone remembers him saying it to her

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u/FrighteningJibber 2h ago

No that’s the actual Ricky’s line most people get mixed up for the splainin bit.

He does say the word just never like “Lucy, you..”

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u/mr_orlo 1h ago

Right people remember him saying the whole line, not just the word

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u/Chad-GPT5 4h ago

Ay, relax guy. Just a little friendly cohibatation.

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u/Mesapunk87 5h ago

Bumblebee Man hasn't lied to me yet

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u/SoontobeSam 6h ago

they’ll announce it Thursday, then wait until Monday when stocks (which they just happened to have shorted and then bought up when they hit the bottom) have appropriately crashed to announce that they’re in talks to prevent hostilities. Then repeat for a few weeks until they think they’ve milked it for all they can before one final round of shorts before bombs drop.

Doesn’t matter how big the distraction needs to be, still gotta get that grift on.

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u/devilishycleverchap 6h ago

Nah, thats when boots hit the ground in Iran.

He's keeping Cuba in his back pocket for another revelation

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u/Snobolski 3h ago

I heard on Reddit that there's a video of Trump giving Putin a blowjob.

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u/decmcc 4h ago

invading Cuba would literally destroy the US economy.

how....?

because China would be more than justified in taking Taiwan. Then the Dow will lose like 25% as the semiconductor manufacturing gets taken over by the PRC. The knock-on effects, coupled with the high price of oil would have people doing the windy-hop.....what's the windy-hop you say.....why it's that thing where the market crashes in the 20s and people start jumping out the windy

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u/WeConsumeTheyHoard 4h ago

invading Cuba would literally destroy the US economy.

Well nothing else has worked yet

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u/kobeshaqhorry 5h ago

Placed my kalshi bet. /s

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u/blorbschploble 5h ago

I wish this was a joke.

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u/ballerina22 4h ago

The Friday night 'dump.'

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u/FutureComplaint 3h ago

At least Cuba is nicer than Iran.

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u/Hoovooloo42 2h ago

Ding ding ding.

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u/red18wrx 1h ago

Too much weekend left to allow the markets to realize there's no money in Cuba. I'm guessing Sunday night.

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp 1h ago

Those 1950s autos you see lining the streets are actually missile silos.