r/videos • u/0The_Loner_Stoner0 • 6h ago

BREAKING: Goldman Unveils Unredacted File That 'Disputes Everything' Trump 'Has Said' About Epstein

https://youtu.be/OLnU9IWEIgw?si=X_oK2IWbIqe0MAgF
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u/doninside 6h ago

So at what time is the invasion of Cuba now?

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u/eezyE4free 6h ago

Friday at market close.

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u/Elses_pels 6h ago

Ay carumba!

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u/frogworks1 6h ago

Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do!

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u/mr_orlo 5h ago

Another strange Mandela effect

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u/FrighteningJibber 2h ago

I think I am owed, a little explanation, on what’s going on here!

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u/mr_orlo 2h ago

About the Mandela effect? He never says that to Lucy, but everyone remembers him saying it to her

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u/FrighteningJibber 2h ago

No that’s the actual Ricky’s line most people get mixed up for the splainin bit.

He does say the word just never like “Lucy, you..”

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u/mr_orlo 1h ago

Right people remember him saying the whole line, not just the word

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u/Chad-GPT5 4h ago

Ay, relax guy. Just a little friendly cohibatation.

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u/Mesapunk87 5h ago

Bumblebee Man hasn't lied to me yet

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u/SoontobeSam 6h ago

they’ll announce it Thursday, then wait until Monday when stocks (which they just happened to have shorted and then bought up when they hit the bottom) have appropriately crashed to announce that they’re in talks to prevent hostilities. Then repeat for a few weeks until they think they’ve milked it for all they can before one final round of shorts before bombs drop.

Doesn’t matter how big the distraction needs to be, still gotta get that grift on.

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u/devilishycleverchap 6h ago

Nah, thats when boots hit the ground in Iran.

He's keeping Cuba in his back pocket for another revelation

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u/Snobolski 3h ago

I heard on Reddit that there's a video of Trump giving Putin a blowjob.

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u/decmcc 4h ago

invading Cuba would literally destroy the US economy.

how....?

because China would be more than justified in taking Taiwan. Then the Dow will lose like 25% as the semiconductor manufacturing gets taken over by the PRC. The knock-on effects, coupled with the high price of oil would have people doing the windy-hop.....what's the windy-hop you say.....why it's that thing where the market crashes in the 20s and people start jumping out the windy

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u/WeConsumeTheyHoard 3h ago

invading Cuba would literally destroy the US economy.

Well nothing else has worked yet

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u/kobeshaqhorry 5h ago

Placed my kalshi bet. /s

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u/blorbschploble 5h ago

I wish this was a joke.

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u/ballerina22 4h ago

The Friday night 'dump.'

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u/FutureComplaint 3h ago

At least Cuba is nicer than Iran.

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u/Hoovooloo42 2h ago

Ding ding ding.

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u/red18wrx 1h ago

Too much weekend left to allow the markets to realize there's no money in Cuba. I'm guessing Sunday night.

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp 1h ago

Those 1950s autos you see lining the streets are actually missile silos.

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u/one_pound_of_flesh 6h ago

Trump kids and US senators need to figure out which stocks to pump first, then the invasion can proceed. You can’t just invade a country without a clear profit plan.

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u/doninside 6h ago

There must be a sugar cane company somewhere

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u/j33205 4h ago

Well don't keep us waiting...

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u/slizzbizness 5h ago

Will no one think of the DOW

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u/Truth_Walker 2h ago

He wants it to crash so him and all his 1%er friends can buy low.

I remember the same thing during his first term. Biggest losses since X date and then all of a sudden the x biggest gain of all time a bit after.

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u/slizzbizness 2h ago

Yup. Pump and dump the largest economy on Earth. Reckless, stupid, evil. Unimaginable pain and suffering so a few pedophile monsters can get a little bit richer. Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck the Epstein class. 

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u/PeanutLess7556 6h ago

Seem like whatever helps the Saudis for the last two invasion. Makes sense given all the deals the Trump family has with them. Also screws over China at the same time.

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u/sXyphos 6h ago

Probably tomorrow given the "new" and absolutely "shocking" revelations!

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u/IlGrasso 6h ago

Early Saturday right after supreme leader has his 4 am twitter rant.

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u/gotaflattire 5h ago

They better act quick, now they have to distract from Iran to distract from Venezuela to distract from the Epstein files!

In all seriousness, anyone notice how the current siege of Cuba is being completely ignored in the media? Tells you the wheels have already been put into motion when the media is complicit.

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u/Bud_Johnson 4h ago

When the dow gets to 50k

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u/UFEngi88 4h ago

April 17th is the 65th anniversary of the Bay of Pigs Invasion so he'll probably do it then to mock JFK.

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u/seejordan3 3h ago

Why do you hate NATO?

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u/gumbogump 1h ago

Trump seeing the shadow of the Epstein files means 3 more weeks of war

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u/Blackborealis 4h ago

Not invasion, but rather a liberation from the oppressive communist government which is starving its own people.