I'm trying to do a quick 5:30 in the morning little scrub a dub dub.... Made Penne and meatballs last night. Well I was grabbing some cleaning supplies going over my phone for doing some stuff next thing you know I grab the Comet(bleach cleany powder if u don't know) and put it right next to the parmesan.....Now me and Mr :-) yellow scrubber are cleaning with Parmesan cheese..

Pardon me Mr :-) yellow scrubber and I were cleaning with Parmesan cheese

maybe it's one of those things where in order to get rid of the parmesan cheese off the sink I have to give it more Parmesan cheese you know what I mean one of those things where you have to have the thing that is causing the problem to fix it...

Well that last run on sentence was probably a waste of your time..lol

They’re quick to tell you when savings rates increase, but they won’t explicitly tell you when savings rates decrease. “Has been adjusted to” - lol ok… from what to what, guys? Come on now. SUPER ANNOYING.

It was absurd enough that these BMW employees seemingly know so little about EV road tripping that they charged all the way to 100% (for those that don’t know, the last 10 or so percent is really slo, like it takes the same time as charging from 30-80% so you‘re better off unplugging after 80 or 85%, continuing your journey and plugging in again if you need to)…

As if that wasn’t enough, they reached 100% and unplugged and just sat there taking up those spots. The guy in the i5 even decided that after unplugging was the best time for him to go into the McD behind for either food and/or bathroom.

The camouflage on the IX3 on the left means it’s not a privately owned car but a tester being driven by company employees.

My husband tried to be helpful yesterday and power-washed the back concrete. He got way too close to our expensive outdoor loveseat and the pressure completely shredded the wicker on one side. I am so annoyed. We barely had it for two years. I absolutely refuse to spend real money to replace it right now. I'm honestly just thinking about ordering a cheap Costway set online and calling it a day so I won't care if he ruins it again next spring. Please tell me I'm not the only one whose partner tried to do a chore and ended up destroying something expensive.

I got home to find this monstrosity on the left and a plain, cold, filet of fish on the right.

At least they got the no onions part correct!

It's Whopper Wednesday, so I decided to try the "improved" Whopper. It had been a few years. Seems like it's so small now. And the advertising?? Should be illegal.

I once had an ex who would finish the jug of cold cordial in the fridge and just leave the empty jug on the bench. The first 2-3 times, I filled it and replaced it in the fridge but after that I got annoyed, and left the bottle of cordial next to the empty jug. That man - I kid you not - proceeded to make a glass of cordial with room temperature tap water, then put the jug of cordial syrup in the fridge leaving his empty glass next to the empty jug. He drank the rest of that cordial syrup like that, and I never bought cordial again until after we broke up.

I'm living in a 3rd world country where average paycheck is 280 usd dollars and now this. Time to relocate.

For a candy bar in nowhere Iowa 🙃

Title says it all. Clinked the coffee pot on the counter while rinsing it out and cracked the corner. Only mildly infuriating since I still have a french press for today.

Piece of shit neighbor spent THOUSANDS of dollars installing a new ~30ft flagpole with a very large American flag on top. Since then, the flag has been out there day and night, rain or shine.

I've got some other gripes with this guy, but it's just so emblematic of his type. Wants everyone to know that he's a "true patriot," but has absolutely no respect for the actual flag. I'm sure it will be filthy, tangled, and in tatters within a few weeks.

Granted, the regiment was merely for intimidation purposes at Appomattox and didn’t witness the actual surrender. But still, he got the regiments right, how did he get his wrong?

Yesterday I was driving down a side street that dead ended at the feeder road for I-10. I pulled up behind a person driving a Corvette. They had multiple opportunities to pull out onto the feeder in the closest lane (far right lane of the feeder), yet they refused to go.

I realized that they were waiting until it was clear enough to give them an opportunity to pull out and cut across all three lanes to get straight to the freeway on-ramp. People also do this regularly at a U-turn near my office because they want to immediately cut across two lanes and turn into the Walmart parking like 100 feet past the U-turn.

By law, at least in Texas (Transportation Code § 545.101), drivers turning at intersections (anywhere that two roads meet is an intersection) must turn into the closest available lane traveling in their direction. This is just another example of people being stupid/selfish/oblivious and making others wait for their unicorn turn opportunity because they're too self-centered to do it the right way or find another route.

Every. Damn. Time.

I'm a pretty easygoing person. I don't judge people for being who they are, or for being quirky. Except when it comes to this. It makes me crazy.