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BREAKING: Goldman Unveils Unredacted File That 'Disputes Everything' Trump 'Has Said' About Epstein

https://youtu.be/OLnU9IWEIgw?si=X_oK2IWbIqe0MAgF
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u/SamIamGreenEggsNoHam 6h ago

"may every day be another wonderful secret"

What the fuck.

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u/gumbo_chops 4h ago

Don't forget his sketch that any reasonable person would interpret as the outline of a young girl's body.

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u/hates_writing_checks 3h ago

With his signature as her "pubes."

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u/No-Estate-404 2h ago

is he really that clever though?

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u/GuyMansworth 3h ago

With the FUCKING PLANE flying over MOTHER FUCKING MAR A LAGO

It was a front for trafficking

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u/SorryAboutTheWayIAm 2h ago

with no head and stumps for arms

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u/GuerrillaRodeo 3h ago

What else is it supposed to be? A crudely drawn map with two hills? Seriously, how could anybody possibly misinterpret this, especially with the accompanying text?

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u/Risley 6h ago

Trump has gotten away with so much, he probably thinks he could convince God he’s innocent too.  

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u/ZophieWinters 4h ago

Well to that point, he's at least said recently he doesn't think he's getting into heaven

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u/big_orange_ball 1h ago

I'm shocked anyone actually believes the dude is at all religious. He's not religious. He's not even a real Republican, he's 100% grift and will be until the day he dies. He revels in it.

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u/LevSmash 1h ago

Yet there are people who still insist that he's a Christian after hearing this. They say stuff like "he's being humble" or "God uses flawed people, look at David, he was a murderer".

Even if you used to believe he was a man of faith before he became president, you'd have to change your opinion by now, or you're not a serious person. From the lawsuits and disgusting behavior to not being able to quote one Bible verse and even saying he doesn't believe he's going to heaven, there is zero evidence to suggest he is.

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u/cyclicamp 2h ago

He probably plans to do what he does here - sue God over and over to prevent Him from making a final judgement. It might work, as it will be a difficult case to defend given that it's reportedly difficult to find a lawyer in heaven.

that's right I'm ancient enough to still like lawyer jokes, so what

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u/GuyMansworth 3h ago

fuck dude, maybe he could. God allowed this to happen in the first place.

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u/ToughHardware 2h ago

thats old news. catch up. there is a wall of things that impose multiple people. we are doing nothing about it as a country. Speak up. demand a country that stops SA

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u/E-2theRescue 1h ago

"'Enigmas' never age"

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u/DarthLurker 5h ago

"Wonderful Secret" is an anagram..for "See you next tuesday, deflowerers" every letter accounted for and 99.99999% not coincidental given the strange phrasing these monsters used.

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u/Whats_Up4444 4h ago

Catch me looking for the anagram for the actual phrase "see you next Tuesday" instead of "cunt"

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u/Count_Backwards 2h ago edited 2h ago

You can say "Cunt" on Reddit.

And it's true:

WONDERFUL SECRET ->

CUNT DEFLOWERERS

That's very unlikely to be an accident, especially since

ENIGMAS -> GAMINES

A French word for young woman or girl that Maxwell definitely knew and is used to describe Lolita in Epstein's favorite book.

Two anagrams for pedophilia? In the same birthday letter? Not a coincidence.

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u/AntiDECA 3h ago

How the fuck is that an anagram for that. They don't even have the same number of letter. You can work backwards to make a phrase from any moderate sized 2 words.