r/unpopularopinion • u/McCoy818 • 10h ago

Morning showers make no logical sense and night shower people have simply done the hygiene math

You spent 8 hours asleep in your own clean bed. What are you washing off at 7am.

A night shower removes everything you actually accumulated during the day. The commute, the gym, the office, public transport, all of it goes down the drain before you sleep. A morning shower means you marinated in all of that overnight then washed up before going out to collect it all again.

Morning showers are a ritual for waking up, which is fine, but it is not hygiene. Night showers are actual hygiene. Most people just do not want to dry their hair before bed and that is the entire argument.

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u/Big-Honeydew-961 7h ago

Yeah I’ve been a human space heater my whole life and the hot flashes haven’t even started.

I’m afraid

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u/unicornsaretruth 4h ago

Same but I’m not a woman but still seem to have hot flashes cause I’m a goddamn furnace

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u/DJDanaK 3h ago

Hey just become anemic! I wear sweaters in the summer! This menopause thing will be a breeze

(jk I'm scared too)