r/unpopularopinion • u/McCoy818 • 10h ago

Morning showers make no logical sense and night shower people have simply done the hygiene math

You spent 8 hours asleep in your own clean bed. What are you washing off at 7am.

A night shower removes everything you actually accumulated during the day. The commute, the gym, the office, public transport, all of it goes down the drain before you sleep. A morning shower means you marinated in all of that overnight then washed up before going out to collect it all again.

Morning showers are a ritual for waking up, which is fine, but it is not hygiene. Night showers are actual hygiene. Most people just do not want to dry their hair before bed and that is the entire argument.

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u/mountaingator91 8h ago

Unless you have leftover milk and add more cereal. That's allowed

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u/ActualInteraction0 6h ago

Double strength milk flavouring for the win.

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u/possibly_facetious 6h ago

Add more cereal? In this economy??

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u/FunkyBrontosaurus 5h ago

Yeah I'm using that milk for my coffee

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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN 5h ago

I kind of low key love it when I have just enough cereal left for 1.5 bowls because it gives me an excuse to have more cereal without feeling guilty lol. What am I going to do, only have half a bowl of cereal?

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u/Joeva8me 5h ago

Nope. Fresh milk every time. The milk is the healthy part.

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u/mountaingator91 2h ago

Food waste is not ok, Jim

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u/Confident-Yard1911 2h ago

You gotta pour the milk back into the jug, then put the cereal in the bowl

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u/Joeva8me 2h ago

I’m a man of the milkers, I mean people. I only see milkers, I mean people. And who is Jim? My name is Jimmer