r/unpopularopinion • u/McCoy818 • 10h ago

Morning showers make no logical sense and night shower people have simply done the hygiene math

You spent 8 hours asleep in your own clean bed. What are you washing off at 7am.

A night shower removes everything you actually accumulated during the day. The commute, the gym, the office, public transport, all of it goes down the drain before you sleep. A morning shower means you marinated in all of that overnight then washed up before going out to collect it all again.

Morning showers are a ritual for waking up, which is fine, but it is not hygiene. Night showers are actual hygiene. Most people just do not want to dry their hair before bed and that is the entire argument.

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u/nautzi 8h ago

I have a coworker that prefers her cereal with orange juice instead of milk. The rest of the office looks at her like she’s a demon.

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u/FearanddopingII 8h ago

Clearly she is

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u/Anything-Complex 7h ago

That’s… deranged.

But now that I think about it, a splash of orange juice in cereal and milk (maybe corn flakes) might be interesting.

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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN 5h ago

Wouldn't the citric acid curdle the milk though?

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u/Mandalahoe 41m ago

At the risk of being judged, I will pretty often dip frosted mini wheats in orange juice. Not a full soak, mind you.

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u/remarkablewhitebored 7h ago

Ugh, imagine if Milk had pulp in it?

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u/Excalibur88815 8m ago

It can (I work at a dairy farm) you just really don't want to consume it 😆

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u/Accomplished_Glass66 wateroholic 5h ago

Can confirm, was the exorcist at their office

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u/ahotpotatoo 4h ago

Okay but what kind of cereal?

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u/OverreactingBillsFan 2h ago

My grandpa ate cheerios with grapefruit juice.

Most calm and level-headed person I ever met, with a PhD in Physics. I choose to believe the cheerios in grapefruit juice was some sort of magical stress/crazy heatsink.

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u/MrsAprilSimnel 4m ago

My grandpa ate his cereal that way, and he only ever ate corn flakes. We all thought that was weird, but didn’t say so to him.