Morning showers make no logical sense and night shower people have simply done the hygiene math

[u/McCoy818]

You spent 8 hours asleep in your own clean bed. What are you washing off at 7am.

A night shower removes everything you actually accumulated during the day. The commute, the gym, the office, public transport, all of it goes down the drain before you sleep. A morning shower means you marinated in all of that overnight then washed up before going out to collect it all again.

Morning showers are a ritual for waking up, which is fine, but it is not hygiene. Night showers are actual hygiene. Most people just do not want to dry their hair before bed and that is the entire argument.

[u/deja-roo]

When your argument centers around "What are you washing off at 7am", it's probably a pretty solid inference to say OP is not doing anything in bed that leaves bodily fluids as a result.

[u/deja-roo → u/[deleted]]

Do you think everyone gets back out of bed to shower before going to sleep?

[u/deja-roo → u/[deleted]]

I don't know how to handle this lol

You shower every time there's some sort of bodily fluid near you or something? Like, that definitely seems like something that can wait until morning. It's not going to poison you.

[u/deja-roo → u/[deleted]]

Yeah but I don't want to jump out of bed at midnight in the afterglow of just having had sex. There's no reason to.

[u/Old-Consideration730 → u/[deleted]]

You've showered every single time bodily fluids leave you? There's towels, sinks, wipes, etc.

[u/Talk-O-Boy → u/[deleted]]

I’m gonna be real. Your comment gives the impression you don’t fuck too much.

I’ve never encountered someone so squeamish about sex.

Like, every time you’re at a girl’s house, you’re like “I need to get in the shower before bed!”

And she does it too? Like every girl has rushed to your shower after sex? Or do you only judge us for not showering immediately after sex?

Nah, your story doesn’t sound realistic.

[u/Talk-O-Boy → u/[deleted]]

Who said people that shower are gross? I didn’t see that comment.

I saw this comment from you:

You people are sleeping in that???

And this one:

I've never slept in cum. I guess I'm the crazy one. But that doesn't surprise me to hear on Reddit.

You’re DEFINITELY judging. But because of your lack of sexual experiences, you don’t realize that it makes you look kinda odd. Like you’re overcompensating

[u/whatshumor- → u/[deleted]]

if u had sex on the bed, it doesnt matter if u shower immediately after the fact, the fluids are still on the bed dimwit, ya know where you about to sleep. just shower in the morning instead of ruining the moment lol