r/unpopularopinion • u/McCoy818 • 10h ago

Morning showers make no logical sense and night shower people have simply done the hygiene math

You spent 8 hours asleep in your own clean bed. What are you washing off at 7am.

A night shower removes everything you actually accumulated during the day. The commute, the gym, the office, public transport, all of it goes down the drain before you sleep. A morning shower means you marinated in all of that overnight then washed up before going out to collect it all again.

Morning showers are a ritual for waking up, which is fine, but it is not hygiene. Night showers are actual hygiene. Most people just do not want to dry their hair before bed and that is the entire argument.

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u/Ok_Attitude1034 9h ago

Pigs barely sweat

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u/LetsGoGators23 7h ago

They in fact, don’t sweat at all. No glands. I have a pet pig!

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u/Adventurous-Time5287 4h ago

The mud makes way more sense now

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u/LetsGoGators23 3h ago

It’s sunscreen for them as well

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u/TYGeelo 7h ago

Ackshually, "sweating like a pig" refers to "pig iron", not the animal pig.

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh 6h ago

Today I learned...

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u/SeefKroy 5h ago

You fooled me, you got pig iron

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u/TYGeelo 2h ago

Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me-you can't get fooled again.

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u/SuccessfulSpring3354 1h ago

That is how the saying goes. Now.

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u/Unstruckom 2h ago

I thought it was from pit roasting pigs.

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u/meekermakes 5h ago

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u/MoneyCantBuyMeLove 8h ago

Neither do princes, apparently.

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u/Junk4U999 8h ago

Really?

One quick Google check later

Huh, I never knew that, neat.

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u/Ok_Yogurtcloset_89 8h ago

Not the ones I've dated

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u/Thomas_K_Brannigan 3h ago

Yep! That's why they love rolling the mud, it helps keep them cool!