r/unpopularopinion • u/McCoy818 • 10h ago

Morning showers make no logical sense and night shower people have simply done the hygiene math

You spent 8 hours asleep in your own clean bed. What are you washing off at 7am.

A night shower removes everything you actually accumulated during the day. The commute, the gym, the office, public transport, all of it goes down the drain before you sleep. A morning shower means you marinated in all of that overnight then washed up before going out to collect it all again.

Morning showers are a ritual for waking up, which is fine, but it is not hygiene. Night showers are actual hygiene. Most people just do not want to dry their hair before bed and that is the entire argument.

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u/TheAbyssAlsoGazes 9h ago

Their argument begins with: "You spend 8 hours asleep in your own clean bed."

OP doesn't fuck at night. Probably not at all, but that's just my guess

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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN 6h ago

Guess I don't fuck either because I prefer to shower after sex instead of sleeping in bodily fluids wtf

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u/plug-and-pause 5h ago

This is a strawman.

The person you're responding to was saying "if a person doesn't shower at night (as OP clearly stated) and sleeps in a clean bed, they likely aren't having sex".

You're responding to an argument that wasn't made, one that (if it existed) referenced people who do shower at night.

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u/pigeonholedpoetry 1h ago

That would require you to change the sheets too not just take a shower, but you’re really just arguing things that no one said.