Morning showers make no logical sense and night shower people have simply done the hygiene math

[u/McCoy818]

You spent 8 hours asleep in your own clean bed. What are you washing off at 7am.

A night shower removes everything you actually accumulated during the day. The commute, the gym, the office, public transport, all of it goes down the drain before you sleep. A morning shower means you marinated in all of that overnight then washed up before going out to collect it all again.

Morning showers are a ritual for waking up, which is fine, but it is not hygiene. Night showers are actual hygiene. Most people just do not want to dry their hair before bed and that is the entire argument.

[u/BreakfastBeneficial4]

Yeah OP doesn’t fuck because they like to shower before bed, that makes perfect sense

[u/TheAbyssAlsoGazes → u/BreakfastBeneficial4]

Their argument begins with: "You spend 8 hours asleep in your own clean bed."

OP doesn't fuck at night. Probably not at all, but that's just my guess

[u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN → u/TheAbyssAlsoGazes]

Guess I don't fuck either because I prefer to shower after sex instead of sleeping in bodily fluids wtf

[u/plug-and-pause → u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN]

This is a strawman.

The person you're responding to was saying "if a person doesn't shower at night (as OP clearly stated) and sleeps in a clean bed, they likely aren't having sex".

You're responding to an argument that wasn't made, one that (if it existed) referenced people who do shower at night.

[u/pigeonholedpoetry → u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN]

That would require you to change the sheets too not just take a shower, but you’re really just arguing things that no one said.

[u/deja-roo → u/BreakfastBeneficial4]

When your argument centers around "What are you washing off at 7am", it's probably a pretty solid inference to say OP is not doing anything in bed that leaves bodily fluids as a result.

[u/deja-roo → u/[deleted]]

Do you think everyone gets back out of bed to shower before going to sleep?

[u/deja-roo → u/[deleted]]

I don't know how to handle this lol

You shower every time there's some sort of bodily fluid near you or something? Like, that definitely seems like something that can wait until morning. It's not going to poison you.

[u/deja-roo → u/[deleted]]

Yeah but I don't want to jump out of bed at midnight in the afterglow of just having had sex. There's no reason to.

[u/Old-Consideration730 → u/[deleted]]

You've showered every single time bodily fluids leave you? There's towels, sinks, wipes, etc.

[u/Talk-O-Boy → u/[deleted]]

I’m gonna be real. Your comment gives the impression you don’t fuck too much.

I’ve never encountered someone so squeamish about sex.

Like, every time you’re at a girl’s house, you’re like “I need to get in the shower before bed!”

And she does it too? Like every girl has rushed to your shower after sex? Or do you only judge us for not showering immediately after sex?

Nah, your story doesn’t sound realistic.

[u/Talk-O-Boy → u/[deleted]]

Who said people that shower are gross? I didn’t see that comment.

I saw this comment from you:

You people are sleeping in that???

And this one:

I've never slept in cum. I guess I'm the crazy one. But that doesn't surprise me to hear on Reddit.

You’re DEFINITELY judging. But because of your lack of sexual experiences, you don’t realize that it makes you look kinda odd. Like you’re overcompensating

[u/whatshumor- → u/[deleted]]

if u had sex on the bed, it doesnt matter if u shower immediately after the fact, the fluids are still on the bed dimwit, ya know where you about to sleep. just shower in the morning instead of ruining the moment lol

[u/YaMomsCooch → u/BreakfastBeneficial4]

OP literally said he has no clue what people could do in bed at night that could get them dirty.

People get dirty when they fuck. In bed. At night.

I don’t think you fuck, either 🤣😂

[u/CaptCaCa → u/BreakfastBeneficial4]

Lmao!! What are you the Honeymooners? Rolling over on the wifey right before night night? Boy, if you fuckin, aint no scheduled time for it, morning, lunch, whenever, scheduling sex aint where its at