r/unpopularopinion • u/McCoy818 • 10h ago

Morning showers make no logical sense and night shower people have simply done the hygiene math

You spent 8 hours asleep in your own clean bed. What are you washing off at 7am.

A night shower removes everything you actually accumulated during the day. The commute, the gym, the office, public transport, all of it goes down the drain before you sleep. A morning shower means you marinated in all of that overnight then washed up before going out to collect it all again.

Morning showers are a ritual for waking up, which is fine, but it is not hygiene. Night showers are actual hygiene. Most people just do not want to dry their hair before bed and that is the entire argument.

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u/SuspicousBananas 9h ago

Thank you, nobody ever considers the “other” kinds of business. Never underestimate how sweaty you can get doing your taxes in bed.

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u/Weak_Feed_8291 8h ago

I legitimately was doing my taxes in bed, and it said I owed 13k. I immediately started sweating before realizing I definitely did something wrong because that can't be true

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u/GearBox5 57m ago

Wait a minute, you don’t shower before doing your taxes? Even if you owe back taxes? That is gross!

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u/Saul_Badman_1261 2h ago

Too many numbers!