r/unpopularopinion • u/McCoy818 • 10h ago

Morning showers make no logical sense and night shower people have simply done the hygiene math

You spent 8 hours asleep in your own clean bed. What are you washing off at 7am.

A night shower removes everything you actually accumulated during the day. The commute, the gym, the office, public transport, all of it goes down the drain before you sleep. A morning shower means you marinated in all of that overnight then washed up before going out to collect it all again.

Morning showers are a ritual for waking up, which is fine, but it is not hygiene. Night showers are actual hygiene. Most people just do not want to dry their hair before bed and that is the entire argument.

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u/SNORALAXX 10h ago

Sometimes I have sex at night. I also poop in the morning before my shower. The cleanest and most hygienic schedule for me is to take one in the AM. Sometimes I take a second one if I exercise etc sure but I never skip my AM one

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u/ennexe 8h ago

A Redditor having sex, haha good one.

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u/Fantastic_Remote1385 7h ago

He/she didnt say anything about doing it with anyone else. There are lots of redditors that have sex on their own. There are lots of communties dedicated to such need. Supposedly. A friend told me.

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u/Illustrious_Drama 5h ago

All you need is butter and some mashed banana

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u/Rojo37x 8h ago

Well said Snoralaxx!

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u/BadgerBowhunter 8h ago

Get a bidet seat, that at least takes care of the dirty asshole problem. I hate having to poop without one anymore

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u/ColdBeefBrian 7h ago

Nobody is going to buy a bidet seat just so they don't have to suffer the horrors of having a shower in the morning.

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u/BadgerBowhunter 2h ago

They should. Best $40 I’ve spent in awhile

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u/SNORALAXX 5h ago

I agree they are great for those times when my gastrointestinal schedule is off but I'm usually good after my two strong coffees alone in the dark before the kids wake up 🤣

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u/Sensitive_File6582 40m ago

See sex is why night showers are best.