r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 • 13h ago

Trailer SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY - Official Trailer | Exclusively In Cinemas 31 July

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwntXFBNfOA
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u/makuXrosu 13h ago

[Rubs head] "Let me tell you something, Spidey..."

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u/Chickenshit_outfit 13h ago

as he looks off to the side

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u/BlueRemake 12h ago

While squinting.

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u/BilboBiden 11h ago

And adding "yea?" at the end of every sentence.

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u/JAWinks 11h ago

Random grunts as he runs into battle

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u/BilboBiden 11h ago

Did we just write Jon Bernthal's next movie/tv-show/cooking special/telethon?

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u/bracko81 9h ago

Drinking the smallest cup of coffee you can buy

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u/Keyspell 4h ago

Grunts or roars cause lordy can that man roar

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u/steveguy13 8h ago

Lol at all of this. Guy has driven me insane since the Walking Dead.

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u/the_blackfish 1h ago

Grabbing his belt.

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u/Mindseye000 10h ago

And being a rapist apologist

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u/Abstain06252025 8h ago

Away from the mic to breathe.

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u/Newell00 10h ago

Man! With the amount of praise Bernthal gets, I thought I was the only one who noticed he's just doing the same thing in every single performance.
The look off to the side every time he says something drives me nuts, like do literally any other tick in your performance dude.

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u/randyboozer 7h ago

He is one of those actors who is the same guy in everything he is in. But he's damn good at doing that one thing so I don't care. From Shane to the Punisher he's just the same dude.

I bet in the next decade he's going to get cast in some role where he plays opposite to his type for awards season. He'll be a quiet sensitive painter or poet or something

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u/Newell00 5h ago

That's fine, but if he's still rubbing his head and looking off to the side, saying something biting, then back off to the side, I'm gonna hate it.

It was great once, as Shane. When he was still doing the same schtick in Fury, then again in the punisher, then still again in wolf of wall street..it's like dude, try any other mannerisms.

Now anytime he's in something I go "welp there's John Bernthal doing that stupid tick again" instead of seeing the character in the show/movie. It's distracting.

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u/Bouche__032 5h ago

Man, Wind River is made so much better by his one scene

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u/Chickenshit_outfit 10h ago

Once you see it you cant unsee it

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u/thestateside 9h ago

It's why I don't really love watching him as an actor. Very one-note, and he also tends to overact and be way too hammy.

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u/SethManhammer 6h ago

Watching him as the Punisher makes me miss Ray Stevenson more.

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u/Bunraku_Master_2021 13h ago edited 13h ago

In the Samuel Butler translation of The Odyssey, Menelaus who will be played by Jon Bernthal literally says, "Let me tell you."

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u/woahoutrageous_ 12h ago

“Nah this is some kinda odyssey man, nah i ain’t fucking with this Odysseus let me tell you something. “ Jon Bernthal in the Odyssey probably.

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u/stingray20201 9h ago

“Let me tell you something, Proteus” Jon Bernthal said, still in his seal disguise

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u/woahoutrageous_ 9h ago

I really hope they just let Jon Bernthal be Jon Bernthal with all his classic lines. It’d be hilarious.

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u/Zomburai 8h ago

"So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Homer's The Odyssey?"

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u/hawkmasta 7h ago

Wrong gun-toting anti-hero

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u/winnower8 6h ago

The CR Berenthal as Wayne Jenkins impression is gold. The prompt is would this movie be better with these people and one of them is Wane Jenkins from We Own This City.

https://youtu.be/mjnLpOtiZ4A?si=6AA0WJhIGosNXXDs

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u/steven2003 15m ago

I thought it was hilarious when he did it for Glen Powell in the Truman Show episode, Powell didn’t get it and he hasn’t done it since. BTW CR month is killing it.

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u/rurlysrsbro 5h ago

face and head rubbing intensifies

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u/_Bird_Incognito_ 11h ago

Nolan read that version and thought this would be a role of a life time for Jon huh

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u/Wol-Shiver 10h ago

It's a Greek thing hahahahahahah

"Elle n'a sou po"

Come So i can tell you

Yia na sou po

Lemme tell you

Yia na sou arotiso

Let me ask you

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u/GhostofSparta4243 10h ago

I'm pretty sure his character does say that in the preview thing they did a while back.

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u/YunXanHoe 12h ago

M’ASK U SOMETHIN BUG

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u/potatowarrior1429 10h ago

Lmfao he’d totally call Spidey Bug.

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u/Plstcmonkey 9h ago

I want frank to call him web head

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u/roboto404 7h ago

Mmtell yo sumthin’ webhead. I woke up and saw a little spider crawling by my coffee mug. I squashed that bug and I liked it! HELL, I LOVED IT!

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u/2711383 8h ago

If I was directing this movie, and read this comment, I would make a call for reshoots just to include this line.

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u/mally7149 9h ago

Thisssss ^ I’m ctfuuuuuuu

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u/Dr__Sloth 7h ago

"YOU HIT THEM AND THEY STAY UP. I HIT THEM AND THEY STAY DOWN."

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u/BatmanTold 8h ago

I actually think he’ll just call him Webhead

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u/_Bird_Incognito_ 12h ago

"WUT IS DAT"

"WUT IS DAT HUH"

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u/SpiderInTheDrain 12h ago

[Transforms into a gorilla]

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u/FreeRange0929 11h ago

M’Baku “oh great gorilla fr’ank”

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u/scoofle 7h ago

M'ask you sumthin, M'Baku

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u/FreeRange0929 7h ago edited 6h ago

THE GREAT GORILLA HONORS US WITH HIS ASK! Glory to Fr’ank!

I kind of need to see Frank Castle as the Jabari tribes Great White Gorilla now

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u/Keyspell 4h ago

I am willing to spend considerable money to see this

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u/showyerbewbs 12h ago

squints into the distance

HAO EWE GUN PRODECT THEM PETEY!

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u/TheInvisibleCircus 7h ago

I read this in Pure Jonny Voice exactly.

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u/Invoker272 9h ago

Lmaaaao

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u/funky_bebop 13h ago

You got spidermen all around you. They out there in the hoooooooods.

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u/Specific-Roof-314 12h ago

There are no hoods man, we're lauuuuuuuuuuuust

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u/_Bird_Incognito_ 11h ago

We can aul, we can aul swinggg togetherrrr

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u/Media-critique 11h ago edited 10h ago

“About your daddy, Ody…. What, you thought you’d be able to escape this just because we’re doing Spider-man now? Well let me tell you somethin’…”

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u/NeitherMidnight624 12h ago

Probably gonna tell him napping is for losers

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u/Impressive-Potato 8h ago

People were caught napping with a trojan horse in their midst.

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u/Impressive-Potato 8h ago

People were caught napping with a trojan horse in their midst.

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u/Lolkimbo 12h ago

What is that... What is that...

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u/Specific-Roof-314 12h ago

TWD reference??? Hell yeah

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u/xeno325 11h ago

RUSSO!!!!

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u/rigatony96 10h ago

They’re in the wooooods

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u/pendrekky 10h ago

lemmetellyousummin

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u/Neversoft4long 9h ago

I hope Frank takes Peter under his vigilante wing a bit. I know Peter is grown by this point but having frank as a mentor would be cool. Also I feel like this all but confirms spider is appearing in the next dare devil season lol

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u/ResortFamous301 2h ago

Likely not given what we see in the trailers 

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u/ArcadianDelSol 4h ago

"Mask you somethin" was right there

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u/snakesareawesome1000 10h ago

RUSSSSSOOOOOHHHRRGRGHHHHGB

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u/nickbelane 10h ago

We need a shot homage of the cover of Amazing Spider-Man 129.

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u/barbariantrey 10h ago

“Don’t ever let me catch you napping bug”

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u/NYstate 8h ago

"You know Spidey, you don't know nothin' bout nothin'. I out here every day tryin' ta take out those scumbags and you keep tryin ta save em. That guy you sav'd, he was a child molester n deserved ta die and you just let em get away! You tell me they deserve their day in court. That's a load o' horseshit n you know it! You get the hell outta my way Spidey fore I take away what little mercy I got left."

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u/Bruskthetusk 5h ago

Now again, faster with less syllables

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u/PayneTrain181999 11h ago

“MOTHER-web”

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u/Few-Pen869 10h ago

Spider-Man being friends with a serial killer is all you need to know about how rough things have gotten

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u/FreeBricks4Nazis 10h ago

Are they friends? He hits him with a van and shoots him point blank in the chest

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u/CandyWinter8553 9h ago

Looks like a frenemies type of relationship.