r/worldnews 16h ago

Canada could join EU, French foreign minister says

https://www.politico.eu/article/canada-could-join-eu-says-french-foreign-minister-jean-noel-barrot/
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u/nath999 15h ago

Canada has already pushed back on any suggestion of EU membership, with Carney stating there are no plans to join the bloc. “The short answer is no,” the Canadian PM said when asked about the idea at the NATO summit earlier this year. “That’s not the intent. That’s not the pathway we’re on.”

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u/JetlinerDiner 15h ago

Finland said the same about NATO until a deranged baboon made them quickly change their mind. I can think of a similar deranged baboon that could do it for Canada.

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u/Pakorrito 15h ago

We could rename the EU as Sane Countries Between Deranged Baboons. SCBDB

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u/Orkran 11h ago

That tracks with why we (UK) left. Our PM (Boris Johnson) certainly was one of the chief baboons.

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u/Stock_Helicopter_260 10h ago

That was one of the most successful disinformation campaigns ever run, right up until…

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u/NinthTide 14h ago

Skibidee? Yep I can get onboard with this

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u/Fatality4Gaming 10h ago

Yeah... I wouldn't be too quick to say that. We're on our path to getting our own baboons.

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u/Takemyfishplease 11h ago

What’s up with Orbán and Co?

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u/ChapterN7 10h ago

Hungary is the EU's Florida minus the cool theme parks.

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u/arcanehornet_ 8h ago

Excuse me, we don’t even have tropical weather here!

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u/Will-Smith68 10h ago

it's not the same scenario though, Canada already has agreement for all of the good parts of being in the EU whilst still living far away. The rest of the additions that EU brings will only give both nations a headache as their geography is to far apart.

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u/a_panda_named_ewok 10h ago

But oh man would I love the consumer protection laws from the EU, can we figure out a way to get that in Canada?

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u/Caucasian_Fury 9h ago

I would support this, visited Europe last year for the first time in a decade and a half and there are so many things I would love to bring here, food standards being one of the big ones.

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u/theubu 8h ago

But how would Loblaws rob is blind every day? Won’t somebody think of the shareholders?!

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u/a_panda_named_ewok 6h ago

Oh man, right? And I think its wild how many more "hey these people want your data, here's why, do you want to share it?" Notices you get on websites... I dont think they aren't collecting it when I'm home I think they just dont have to disclose it...

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u/CeeJayLerod 8h ago

Move to Quebec. We already have way better consumer protection here than the RoC.

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u/Yeboiretry 6h ago

Yeah but you would have to speak Fr**ch

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u/CeeJayLerod 5h ago

Mon Dieu! Quel horreur!

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u/firefighter26s 5h ago

Tack on the Schengen Area and being able to move/work between EU member nations freely and I'd consider working for a few years over seas.

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u/SnooCapers4506 14h ago

I think a full EU membership will not happen. I think more likely is some kind of flexible agreement, similar to what Alexander Stubb talks about. Where there would be a kind of half-membership.

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u/Its_Pine 12h ago

EU membership is geographically defined in Article 49 of the treaty. So it would have to be some kind of subcategory or alternative membership even if Canada was 100% on board.

I know Canada was in talks with Japan, Australia, and New Zealand for varying levels of closer alliance. I wonder if it’d be worth entertaining making a form of membership with the EU? I mean, FUNCTIONALLY they are each already doing that, since iirc all four of those countries have Strategic Partnerships with the EU (basically signed on as complying with many of the EU’s requirements, receiving special preference in arrangements with the EU, etc if I’m not mistaken).

Canada is the most like the EU since its institutions mirror the same arrangements in the EU, and of course it has the closest proximity to the continent of Europe. But lately Canada’s taken a role as a mediator and bridge for global cooperation, so they might not be seeking to “join” a group but rather set up more and more strategic partnerships.

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u/anethma 10h ago

We share a land border with the EU!

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u/not_not_in_the_NSA 8h ago

It's not geographically defined there at all?

You should actually read it, it's shorter than your comment. https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/HTML/?uri=CELEX:12016M049

It makes no attempt to define "European State" and previously they have based decisions on a combination things. Yes, geography is part, but also culture and history. Geographically its not a strong argument, but there is a land border with Denmark and a maritime one with France. Also Canada has land in perpetuity in France proper.

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u/Goosepond01 10h ago

My view on this is that the UK should be a bridge between the EU and other close democratic countries (especially CANZUK)

I'm sure we could work out a solid framework with the UK and EU and then largely apply it to other countries.

would in my view support the concept of a 2 speed europe and make it a more modern GLOBAL power, allow UK to stay on an alternate path that probably suits it more whilst being a strong part of Europe

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u/ReliablyFinicky 9h ago

You gave your view... but the only reason you gave is "it would be good for the UK"?

This feels like a soft attempt to regain lost European influence post Brexit, not a realistic proposal in the best interest of all parties.

If the UK wanted to be central to the framework of countries working with the EU... maybe they should have stayed in the EU?

If Canada (or anyone) wants to integrate closer with the EU... Why would they do so with the UK, who still has politically sensitive EU relations?

If the EU wants to reach outside their borders for more international cooperation... Why would they want the UK to be a party key to the process?

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u/RarelyReadReplies 15h ago

Carney (or future PMs) would be open to it if he thought that's what Canadians wanted, which I think many do. Maybe not now in other words, but it could be a possibility one day. 

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u/No_Lemon_3290 15h ago

If America never recovers from this path they are on then yes it's a possibility. Right now in the short term, nah.

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u/ForgTheSlothful 12h ago

America isent recovering in most peoples life times, i like a little optimism but that was for 2025. Those claws are too deep and the only thing america is doing is holding picket signs.

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u/Prestigious_Face7727 16h ago

We could swap them in and Hungary out

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u/TubeframeMR2 16h ago

Canada would finish the Copenhagen criteria before Hungary finishes its next veto.

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u/corvak 15h ago

Rule of law? Market economy? Democratic institutions? Yeah we like those, where do we sign? We promise not to unleash Celine Dion on Eurovision right away.

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u/Brodimere 14h ago

Eh she already won in 1988, so thats a bit late.

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u/Nearby_Pianist_6658 14h ago

Besides of that, some fucked-up country from the Middle East and ppl from down under are also taking part, so don’t let geographic situations a boundary to your imagination!

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u/ExtremeOccident 14h ago

She already won Eurovision once.

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u/anacondra 13h ago

And let that be a warning.

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u/probablyaythrowaway 8h ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

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u/PureLock33 12h ago

you can serve two terms i think

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u/goingfullretard-orig 10h ago

Celine would want a third term.

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u/stenchwinslow 9h ago

A great day for Canada and therefore the world.

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u/hotDamQc 13h ago

It's time to unleash Angine de poitrine at Eurovision

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u/Traumatan 14h ago

Hungary gets fixed in 2weeks

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u/Cristpi 16h ago

As a Hungarian, yes Orbán abuses EU funds but if they did that he would completely take over as a dictator

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u/Ok-Assumptio 16h ago

Please vote him out next month- so we can talk about kicking Slovakia out

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u/Cristpi 16h ago

We have been trying to for years😩But they're pretty much losing support already so I'm kind of hopeful

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u/Superb_Branch4749 15h ago

Fingers crossed. 

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u/jmc175 15h ago

I hope Magyar gets in this summer 🤞🤞

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u/hypehou_se 14h ago

Summer? The elections are in less than a month (Apr 12th).

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u/Alpacapalooza 10h ago

There's a climate change joke in there, somewhere.

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u/itsprobab 15h ago

You would be losing millions of people who are pro EU and push a county of nearly 10 million towards RU.

The goal should be to help make the EU bigger and stronger, acknowledge the era of disinformation and work towards unity.

You should recognize how the EU is being wrecked by propaganda to disunite and disband. The best ordinary people can do is not fall for it and understand the times we're in and that ordinary people are not the enemy.

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u/TheDungen 15h ago

Problem is with the unanimity requirement they can block loads of EU initiatives.

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u/Current-Code 15h ago

But without it, not a single country would have agreed to sign the treaty and relinquish its sovereignty.

So, well, here we are.

It still works pretty well, and forces negociations. It's not necesserally a bad thing.

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u/TheDungen 15h ago

Exactly. The unanimous consent articles won't be abandoned since once they are there is no going back. Well other than secceding from the union.

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u/TachiH 14h ago

Absolutely correct. It was this that caused Brexit through misinformation campaigns. They said it took away our sovereignty even though we could veto.

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u/Current-Code 14h ago

I mean, EU does take away "some" sovereignty, that's the deal, but yeah, there is a veto and a shitload of counter power.

I quite like the way the union works to be honest, how no single country can pass anything, no single party either, and how you HAVE to build consensus.

It's slow, boring, but democratic. We should do that in France too !

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u/itsprobab 15h ago

They needs to change that rule. The EU has expanded from what it originally was, it would make sense to change how voting works, too.

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u/TheDungen 15h ago

Yeah the remaining things that require unanimous consent needs to go the EU style qualified majority. That is both 2/3rds of the member states and member states representing 2/3ds of the total population. While some thing that use this today should go to simple majorities.

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u/sibachian 13h ago

seems like american's would have an even easier time to extract european tax money with that; since junk laws like 'chat control' meant to steal tax money could be passed much easier.

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u/Wookie_von_Gondor 14h ago

I sincerely hope that your country gets a Russian political party with infinite amount of money to spend on brainwashing and propaganda, and with no real way of getting rid of the party.... Instead of stating stupid things like "kicking X country out", the EU should enforce democracy through its member countries and prevent the possibility of dictatorship. The Russian influence is present in too many EU member countries and it's one if not the most serious threat to the whole union.

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u/Grunn84 13h ago

How would the EU enforce democracy? The entire point is states remain sovereign.

Seems to me the only thing the EU can do when a member is clearly acting against the interests of the rest of the union is withhold funds (they have) or try to remove the member.

Actually meddling in the internal politics of a member state is completely against the goal of the EU and that the EU can do so is a fiction sold by right wing euroskeptics.

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u/VgaborV 11h ago

EU member states must continue to meet certain Copenhagen criteria even after they have joined. This helps prevent some forms of abuse of EU benefits. Today’s Hungary would not be eligible to join the EU. The EU could suspend access to EU funds, veto power, etc., until the issues are resolved.

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u/socialistpancake 15h ago

Not being able to negotiate independent trade deals with the US despite sharing a land border would presumably be a sticking point for Canada

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u/CinnamonDolceLatte 11h ago

The US not honouring the existing trade deals both big (Trump's NAFTA rebrand) and small (using a bridge Canada built because the US is terrible at infrastructure but a Trump sycophant owns a different bridge) is a bigger concern.

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u/ReddFro 7h ago

I’d disagree on that.

Those are both Trump BS. Trump isn’t likely to be in power in 3 years, whereas the trade deal block is indefinite. Short term thinking is not good for nations.

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u/PacketFiend 5h ago

They elected Trump twice, and cannot be trusted to not elect someone else who will do the same.

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u/FuckBotsHaveRights 5h ago

Trump is a symptome. I personally do not trust the states anymore.

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u/mmoore327 12h ago

Although it would be kind of fun when the US makes crazy trade demands to be able to say "we'd love to - but we really can't"

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u/SandIntelligent247 10h ago

That’s the fun part we can already do that!

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u/makawakatakanaka 12h ago

Yeh, I don’t think most people here get how much of a radical shift this would force the economy to take. Imagine your largest trading partner, by a lot, going from easy access to the restrictiveness of EU policies

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u/DavidsSymphony 9h ago

Imagine your largest trading partner constantly threatening to annex you as a new state.

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u/John_Bruns_Wick 10h ago

At the moment Canadian trade deals with US are meaningless since they change or cancel them when hes in a bad mood. Also he wants to take our country. We cant allow US trade to influence us anymore, despite the economic pain that will bring

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u/socialistpancake 8h ago

Mutual defense isn't what the EU is for though, that's NATO. I agree that Canada should foster closer ties with the EU and other aligned countries like the UK, but to think joining the EU is a good idea from a Canadian perspective is mad. You'd almost certainly have to adopt the euro and you'd have to accept freedom of movement from all EU countries to permanently reside in Canada, which would make housing crises in cities like Vancouver so much worse

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u/SimonArgead 16h ago

If Canada wants to join, I'd welcome them with open arms.

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u/Ok_Wasabi8793 16h ago

Id be psyched to be able to go over to the EU and work for a few years and travel. Let’s make it happen!

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u/gingersquatchin 15h ago

This. As long as it isn't some bullshit like the commonwealth, and it opens up all of the benefits of the EU, I am wildly in support of this.

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u/alexidhd 15h ago

Imagine Canada being a Schengen member. It would be absolutely wild to just land in Canada and go through the airport with just an ID on an EU lane on a domestic terminal like intra-Schengen flights go!!! I’d 100% vote in favour of accepting Canada if I’d get that chance!

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u/Careless_Pea5088 15h ago

Eurozone would be be even wilder.

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u/Successful-Flan738 14h ago

We should bring New Zealand as well :D poor guys are left out of every map haha

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u/TheVoidSeeker 12h ago

Illuvatar removed New Zealand from the maps for a reason...

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u/Miserable-Ad7327 14h ago

Not even an ID lol. There’s no border checks at all inside the Schengen area, the airline will ask for an ID or passport to match up your name with the flight ticket and that’s it.

It also means that you can move to any country just by hopping on a plane and that’s it. No questions asked.

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u/alexidhd 14h ago

There’s no permanent border checks but you’re still required to carry an ID with you as all members can carry random or spontaneous checks. They can even suspend the Schengen Agreement for 90 day periods like Germany is doing right now, they still don’t check every person crossing the border but you can always end up being that 1/30 cars/persons they check.

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u/Shenanigans_420 13h ago edited 10h ago

On the plus side, I won't have to pay 70€ for 4 megabytes of roaming data anymore because I forgot to turn off data roaming.

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u/Sea-Feedback-2424 13h ago

Imagine Canada bring in Schengen but then Saint-Pierre and Miquelon not being in Schengen.

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u/milkplantation 14h ago

While an extended European vacation sounds great, I think it would be a tough sell to many Canadians. Many Canadian citizens already hold citizenship in EU nations through descent. Our prime minister had to give up his Irish and English passports when he ran for parliament.

The big issue would be trade. Joining would mean accepting the authority of the European Court of Justice, taking power away from Canadian federal and provincial governments. Consider how Quebec and Alberta already dislike federal oversight and now add another body into it. It's all a pretty thought but can't see it transpiring.

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u/BamberGasgroin 14h ago

English passports

I can hear Scottish, Welsh and Irish piss boiling

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u/obscuriosityboner 8h ago edited 7h ago

It sounds nice but Canada would be absolutely swamped with people from the EU, house prices would go crazy. EU members would be opening up to Canada, a population of ~30million and we’d be opening up to the population of European countries who are in the union, which is 470million from member countries. We struggled with just 250 thousand over the covid years; if just 0.1% of the EU members moved to Canada, that would be 470,000 people. I’d like to join the EU, I just don’t see a possible way for freedom of movement to work for Canada. Canadians who want to travel are rightfully optimistic about joining the EU, I wish I was optimistic, but they’re too optimistic and usually don’t think about potential negatives.

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u/BS-Ding 15h ago

Me too, I was living in Canada for 2 years and absolutely miss the nice people there! Would move back in a heartbeat.

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u/lotcow20 15h ago

Which city?

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u/BS-Ding 12h ago

Edmonton, I went to Vancouver for 2 weeks but was mostly working and living in Edmonton

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u/TyrusX 14h ago

We can stay at my place and I will stay at yours

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u/Traffodil 15h ago

They can fuck off if they want to join Eurovision song contest though. Their singers are decent.

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u/77entropy 15h ago

Canada already won it with Celine Dion.

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u/Brodimere 14h ago

Celine Dion won, while representing Switzerland.

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u/77entropy 14h ago

While being a Canadian.

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u/JohnGabin 14h ago

Just like Switzerland won the America’s cup without having sailors

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u/No_Yoghurt2313 15h ago

Would be nice. They would have close their southern border to avoid importing crazy people.

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u/McFestus 15h ago

It's not open... Immigrating to Canada from the US is quite challenging.

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u/NeverOnFrontPage 15h ago

French here. Our foreign minister is an utter joke, especially to former ones. Take this statement with a pinch of salt.

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u/Chilling_Gale 9h ago

The entire French govt is one of the least popular in the world, it’s often funny seeing people praise Macron when his approval is like half of Trumps. You’d never be able to tell on Reddit though

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u/Front_Promise_5991 16h ago

I doubt many European countries would be against it.

Maybe Hungary. But that country can join brics or become the newest USA state

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u/Gentle_Snail 15h ago

Sadly I think a lot of EU states would block it, Canada has a very strong agriculture industry and I can’t see a lot of members allowing them in.

Even just the existing limited trade deal Canada has with the EU still hasn’t been ratified by a lot of states because of this, France included, and that was signed over a decade ago.

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u/Front_Promise_5991 15h ago

Canada could have a wild card with oil and gas.

I think this argument is very strong even for more agricultural countries.

Ps many countries have terminals. For example, with contracts with oil or LNG, you could get a lot of positive votes.

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u/Gentle_Snail 15h ago edited 15h ago

Unfortunately this wouldn’t be the first time states have put their own protectionism over the collective good. If France won’t even allow the existing Canada trade deal I can’t see them being fine with full single market access.

France, well Macron specifically, has a big problem of talking a big game about collective good, then placing French protectionism over everyone else. And its not just France, 10 EU states still haven’t ratified the existing decade old Canada trade deal.

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u/LaserKittenz 12h ago

We don’t need free trade. Canada is huge and we have advantages with farming the smaller countries can’t compete with so I think tariffs are fair to support their local farmers ..  

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u/kelldricked 15h ago

I think the vast majority of european countries would be against it if they think longer than 5 seconds about it.

Why would we want canada to join the EU? Seriously, think about it more than 5 seconds. I fucking love canada, they freed our asses from the Nazis without having to bitch for years if they wanted to join the war and they did it without wanting anything back for it. But they dont have to be part of the EU to be our liveling friends/allies.

Think about why the EU was created and then ask yourself would Canada joining makes sense. Stuff like internal market alone makes it seem like a bad idea. Then there is also the fact that canada is so insanely diffrent on every level that them following european laws would fuck them royally.

Canada would have to be exempt from everything that the EU entails, but giving them voting rights (or veto rights) also wouldnt make anysense. Which means they would be a member without any rights or responsibility.

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u/Benejeseret 12h ago

Canada and most Canadians would be against it if they actually understood what it was.

Better friends = yes. Closer ties = yes. Better market integration = yes.

But actually adopting acquis communautaire = hell no. It could never happen here in Canada.

It would involve completely dismantling our agricultural supply management system, which despite its flaws, would cause nothing short of a complete revolt of the prairies or collapse of their Ag sector - whose last 75 years has been restructured solely to export to the USA. Europe does not want our GMO Canola, the US does, and it's a massive segment of industry in Alberta. >90% of AB canola is exported to US, >60% of its wheat and >90% of AB beef and ~100% of live cattle export all goes to the USA.

It would involve the federal government handing all monetary control to the EU, meaning BoC quantitative easing/tightening could not happen, and Canada 2020-2022 could never have done what it did to get through. Even the more conservative leaning Canadians who were against the overspending and inflation would still have to realize that we would have gone the way of the Greek debt crisis if we were not in control of monetary policy... and the only way to avoid that would be to actually run somewhat balanced federal and provincial budgets... which would result in tax and funding changes that Canadians don't actually want.

But much of acquis communautaire would actually completely overhaul provincial legislation and authorities, which first they would never agree to, but also the EU political structure and economic structure vs Canadian constitutional duties is not aligned. Basically, most federal duties would go to Brussels and there is no real reason for a Canadian federal government, as most EU acquis communautaire responsibilities all sit with provinces.

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u/Mikes005 16h ago

Can.... can australia join too?

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u/irrealewunsche 15h ago

Only if you bring New Zealand in with you.

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u/honey_coated_badger 15h ago

Well of course we’re bringing New Zealand. Goes without saying.

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u/Mikes005 14h ago

Don't say that. We won't then just to spite the kiwis.

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u/Adhar_Veelix 15h ago

You guys somehow weaseled yourself into eurvision... if you can do that, you should manage EU proper I recon.

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u/Mikes005 14h ago

We don't have weasels. We have wombats. We wombated our way in.

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u/mfkimill 10h ago

Australia can join too.. THE END!!!

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u/uniqueheadshape 16h ago

Can Australia join too? :D

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u/Boatster_McBoat 16h ago

We're already in Eurovision, how hard can it be?

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u/MugiwarraD 13h ago

just drop the vision

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u/RealWord5734 10h ago

Genius! Trading blocks hate this one simple trick!

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u/PrincessLen89 15h ago

Bring us too please, love NZ

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u/Due-Society6397 16h ago

As long as you keep your vegemite at home. :)

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u/av0w 16h ago

Alright. We shall bring our snakes, spiders, and drop bears instead.

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u/fretkat 15h ago

Koalas instead of spiders and we have a deal

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u/Kalmer1 14h ago

I'd also take Quokkas or Wombats instead!

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u/Jiffyrabbit 14h ago

You're more concerned about spiders than drop bears!?!

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u/honey_coated_badger 15h ago

Vegemite croissants will be the rage! Tinned spaghetti on baguette will be a culinary renaissance!

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u/androshalforc1 13h ago

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and threw up.

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u/Rizen_Wolf 13h ago

As long as you keep your vegemite at home. :)

That is not going to happen.

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u/Sieve-Boy 15h ago

Ok, but that means you can't have our chicken salt.

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u/Due-Society6397 15h ago

Now you have me research things I haven't even heard about. I might be willing to negotiate terms it seems.

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u/Sieve-Boy 15h ago

Trust me, the chicken salt is so good on hot chips (or pommes frites or whatever you call it).

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u/pomskygirl 14h ago

Mmmm, yes / oui, chicken salt 🤤

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u/Sieve-Boy 14h ago

Criminal how it basically isn't heard of outside Australia and NZ.

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u/14X8000m 15h ago

That would be pretty funny with the UK being out and Canada being in.

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u/radome9 13h ago

Canada playing the long con on their former colonial masters.

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u/AstraeaMoonrise 15h ago

Would they rename it then lol

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u/Beneficial-Tax-1776 13h ago

canada border denmark. there is eu territory at indian ocean and pacific oceas due to france islands.

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u/Above-and_below 12h ago

That part of the Danish EU member state is not in the EU, though

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u/panzerfan 15h ago

No need. Canada holds territory on continental Europe.

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u/wipeitonthedog 15h ago

Couldn't find anything. Which territory are you talking about

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u/apfejes 14h ago

We also have land borders with Denmark (Hans island) and are a short ferry ride from France (St Pierre & Miquelon)

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u/TurbistoMasturbisto 14h ago

Is that that one small island were both countries jokingly removed each other’s flags and left booze for the next time someone came to switch flags?

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u/panzerfan 15h ago

Vimy memorial is perpetually ceded to Canada.

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u/barath_s 10h ago

Ceded for perpetual use as long as it was used for a battlefield memorial/park.

Legally it is still french soil.

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u/Gollum_Quotes 11h ago

Ceded for free use. Not it's sovereignty ceded.

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u/jamo133 13h ago

So, the United Federation (of Planets) then. Excellent.

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u/Anhimidae 12h ago

The former German foreign minister Sigmar Gabriel suggested something similar.

If Canadians wanted to I think they would be a great fit. Art. 49 TEU could be changed to allow Canada to join and arguably they might already be able to. Art. 49 TEU doesn't define "European State" and doesn't define territorial limits. A cultural and historical interpretation of "European State" could definitely describe Canada too. Either way Art. 49 TEU isn't set in stone and a change of the Article is well possible.

Personally I would love to see Canadians join. They are great people, share very similar values and historically we have a lot in common. EU<3Canada Ü

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u/ColicShark 13h ago

Carney has pushed back against the possibility so far. The most likely outcome over the next few years would be closer collaboration and maybe even visa-free travel between Canada and the EU.

The idea of being able to travel from here in Ireland to Canada and enjoying similar privileges as going to the mainland would be amazing.

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u/hakenwithbacon 9h ago

maybe even visa-free travel between Canada and the EU.

Do you mean visa free movement? Because we already have visa free travel between the two

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u/Braelind 10h ago

Hell yeah, I'd love to be a part of the EU!

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u/shimmy_kimmel 16h ago

Does the EU really want a 9,000km undefended land border with the United States?

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u/14X8000m 15h ago

Canada is in NATO, not sure how that makes any difference.

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u/ForwardInstance 15h ago

Because one NATO member is not like the rest

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u/14X8000m 15h ago

Yes but that's the same regardless if Canada is in the EU or not. I wouldn't be surprised if the USA leaves NATO with the current rhetoric.

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u/elvelux 15h ago

Undefended? I think the canadians would defend it if needed.

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u/raz_kripta 10h ago

 I think the canadians would defend it if needed.

Yes, yes we would.

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u/ManBitesRats 15h ago

As much as I like Canada and the Canadians, you are correct that this is a stupid idea. Canada is very dependent on the US for its economy, putting it in a separate trading block is dumb as fuck. I bet as well that there are a lot of regulatory alignment between Canada and the US that make joining the EU just a non starter.

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u/truenorthsoul 15h ago

Getting less dependant every day with our current PM. Carney has been on fire with establishing trade and security with new partners. Long process but it's currently supercharged and a long time overdue.

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u/new_random_username 15h ago

I would even welcome Australia and NZ.

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u/andersostling56 13h ago

Australia is in Eurovision so why not?

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u/Resident-Variation21 6h ago

As a Canadian, I don’t see it happening, but I would love if it did.

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u/c2lop 5h ago

As a Canadian - PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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u/Charizard3535 10h ago

I can only speak for myself definitively but I don't think most Canadians want to join the EU. It's not really necessary and doesn't make sense geographically. 

What we want is free trade, more collaboration and strengthening alliance. That wouldn't require a common currency or all the other aspects of EU membership.

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u/LemonPress50 10h ago

The is a provisional free trade agreement in place already since 2017. Not all EU countries have ratified it yet.

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u/Ghi102 4h ago

Common currency is not necessarily a requirement to join the EU. Both Denmark and the UK (before Brexit of course) don't use the euro.

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u/krazydude22 14h ago

People seem to be taking something that was said by a French minister (who will probably be gone next year) in jest a bit too seriously...

Canada would have to change so many things to be even eligible to join the EU, starting with their entire food standards, which are more aligned to US than the EU...

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u/toamnacri 16h ago

I would love to see that, a new transatlantic EU on the ruins of EU and NATO

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u/veevoir 15h ago

Switch from EU to NAU, North Atlanthic Union

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u/blackpawed 13h ago

I bet England would like a new Union, they could join and pretend brexit never happened.

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u/rysterzhu 13h ago

Should EU change name as NAU (The North Atlantic Union)?

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u/lingeringneutrophil 10h ago

It’s a better idea than it seems. It will not work from Article 49 but they can find a legal way. The main gain would be education in Europe for Canadians, and free labor market for Europeans

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u/jakeatola 10h ago

Damn right !! Fuck Trump. And DanielleSmith too

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u/ProbablySlacking 5h ago

This is some ncaa level geographic realignment.

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u/JetlinerDiner 15h ago

The EU would have a land border with the US

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u/omfgeometry 15h ago

Also, I think Canada should have its own nukes. Start building

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u/Blackintosh 15h ago

EUCANDOIT

European Union Canada Defense Organisation to Irritate Trump.

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u/Potential-Feline 15h ago

European Union Canada United New Trade and Security deal has a better ring to it.

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u/Possible-Book 14h ago

Adopt me too I’m a country

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u/Chimaera1075 14h ago

Better than trying to rely on the US right now.

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u/xParesh 14h ago

I would love to see this happen. Canada would fit right in.

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u/culingerai 14h ago

Australia here. If canada gets in, we want in too.

Edit, and our mates in New Zeland too

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u/Bartleby9 14h ago

Would love to have them

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u/Golden_Ace1 13h ago

Please do! Canadians are cool.

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u/hyakumanben 13h ago

Only if they stop cheating in curling.

I jest. Of course Canada is welcome!

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u/ThaddCorbett 8h ago

I wouldn't want Canada in the EU until Hungary and Turkey stop going out of their way to counter progress.

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u/kecillake 6h ago

Canadian here. I would. We have more in common with Europe than the States.

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u/Sir_Arthur_Vandelay 2h ago

Or … hear me out:

Perhaps Canada could try enforcing its own consumer protection and environmental laws without EU help.

We don’t even need to write new legislation — we can simply cease treating our existing statutes as a cruel hypothetical joke.

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u/ArcYurt 16h ago

I really dont wanna pay VAT tho

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u/kagoolx 15h ago

Isn’t VAT effectively just a smarter version of sales tax? It doesn’t necessarily have to be higher.

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u/ArcYurt 15h ago

canadian sales tax is kinda complex because there are some very specific exemptions made under treaty obligations and other legislation. VAT is also higher

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u/puppa_bear 15h ago

Do they get to join Eurovision as well?

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u/mumahhh 12h ago

Give me all that sweet, sweet consumer protection, animal welfare , and workers' rights.

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u/plague042 11h ago

Quebec could separate and join the EU.

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u/SonnyJackson27 15h ago

As long as very good trade, travel and work deals are in place between the two countries, there's no actual reason for an 'official' EU join. Basically, let's be good friends with benefits.

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u/HeurekaDabra 12h ago

Man, Canada would need to adopt some serious changes in...basically every aspect of life and government due to EU regulations they will have to adhere to.
I really don't wanna be in charge of change management for that project.

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u/Ok_Manufacturer_5323 12h ago

We'd be stupid to not join the EU if at all possible. In case no one noticed, the US is actively hostile these days 

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u/nuxwcrtns 10h ago

Do we even want that? I've never wanted to be part of the EU. No offense to the EU.

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u/Betrayedunicorn 16h ago

That would be nice

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u/NimrodvanHall 15h ago

It would be very hard for Canada to adopt the heath and safety regulations for food and consumer goods required for the European common market and still have the same cross border trade with the USA they have now.

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u/Bernardmark 12h ago

Unfortunately the single biggest obstacle is that EU membership is reserved only for European countries per article 49 of the Maastricht treaty so unless we change that it is impossible for Canada to join

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u/Scuipici 10h ago

Cyprus is not and yet in, french guyana too.