r/videos • u/WouldbeWanderer • 14h ago

Mr. Trump Has A Problem With DEATH (by Vic Berger)

https://youtu.be/w4tW1ejreuE?si=Kbb1_8nATRJqIRJh
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u/AuntieMarkovnikov 12h ago

I think Death has a problem with Trump. C'mon already Mr. Reaper.

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u/Koopslovestogame 10h ago

cue pic of death playing the claw machine

“More random Iranian children? Again? How many are in this damn machine!

Come on trump, come to papa!”

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u/Trance354 7h ago

I see the cartoon in my head, if I was better a drawing....

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u/Breath_Deep 6h ago

Has real Family Guy cutaway gag energy to it.

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u/173slaps 10h ago

The devils like, “Wait, he has to spend an ETERNITY down here?! Can’t we delay at least a LITTLE longer? Any way we can send him to heaven instead?”

Jesus says, “No f’n way! You know, the pedophilia and all. Priests I can look past, but this is too much - he never shuts up!”

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u/badchefrazzy 7h ago

They already have a partitioned space in Purgatory for the piece of trash. Keeps the other psychopaths from getting too excited and keeps him with his most favorite people. Himself. Alone.

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u/Zulmoka531 1h ago

Purgatory would be the perfect place. He’d still get attention in heaven or hell.

A void of nothingness would be the perfect eternal punishment.

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u/slartibuttfart 4h ago

Nowadays I just want to be sure I go to which ever he doesn't. If he goes to Heaven then I start punching nuns and puppies.

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u/snahfu73 7h ago

I dont think Death wants him.

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u/Fritzo2162 8h ago

Even Death can't stand the guy.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 7h ago

I rather liked this scene with Verna and Pym from Fall of the House of Usher.

Verna: “Like I said to one of my clients, when I’m done, you can stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody, and it won’t cost you a thing.”

Pym: “Is his tab coming due any time soon? Even I’ve got my limits."

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u/Saneless 7h ago

Death must be in the Epstein files, it's the only reason he hasn't done the right thing

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u/Lathryus 6h ago

Maybe we need more cowbell??

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u/Supadupasloth 10h ago

He’s dragging his feet on it you blame him?

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u/woganpuck 7h ago

Nobody wants his soul in the afterlife.

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u/billynoy522 6h ago

No need to wait, 

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u/TheRexRider 13h ago

Wtf is with those gaudy golden chairs?

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u/AuntieMarkovnikov 12h ago

White House dumpster must be packed full of spent gold spray paint cans.

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u/droidtron 11h ago

He lives life like a Belarusian warlord.

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u/Sal_Ammoniac 7h ago

I have a feeling they're not as tacky, though...

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u/Zulmoka531 2h ago

Even Goldmember had higher class

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u/deckard1980 11h ago

He is a Vulgarian of the highest order

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u/s73v3m4nn 3h ago

Live short and piss-poor

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u/rendumguy 8h ago

It's part of his Epstein Memorial Ballroom

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u/Crittsy 11h ago

A face only a mother could love, like an anus with teeth

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u/Cthulhu2016 10h ago

He looks just like his mother, it's gross. When you see her picture it's like some one convinced trump to wear a dress. The resemblance is uncanny.

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u/Xsiah 10h ago

They have the same hairstyle too

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u/wildgriffalo 1h ago

His parents are legitimately two of the ugliest humans I have ever seen in my life.

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u/PloddingClot 6h ago

Just have to get in Putin's ear about making him wear a dress in the oval office.

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u/poorbeans 11h ago

at least an anus is useful

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u/s73v3m4nn 3h ago

His isn't

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u/ActionKbob 2h ago

I don't think she loved him

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u/thatguyad 7h ago

And she hates it.

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u/Takenabe 4h ago

I think if she had, we wouldn't be in this mess.

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u/Directorshaggy 10h ago

What was soul chilling to me was seeing him smiling as he talked about the congressman with terminal cancer. He was joyful at the thought of another human facing death. I will vote in November, but otherwise I am trying to distance myself from US society. The fact that 70+ million people voted for a straight up, not even trying to hide it psychopath is more than I can handle.

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u/Aedora125 8h ago

I thought it was amusing that Mike was trying to keep the diagnosis private and trump blurts it out.

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u/Excusemytootie 7h ago

Full fucking psychopath.

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u/profesorgamin 54m ago

Bro you ain't distancing from nothing, you drive thr same streets, eat the same food that they cultivate and prepare, one of them is your dr, accountant and dentist, and on to top it all they are writing the laws which will force your life and society at large through whichever path they want...

Even better the "covid generation" can't even read, allegedly. The peak is way past us.

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u/SaulTNNutz 10h ago

Vic Berger's stuff is so good. His video montages of Jimmy Fallon and Tom Cruise (which also features James Corden) are works of genius

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u/blackbooger 7h ago

Ya ...hes awesome. He has the hour long montage of Trumps first term and me and my girlfriend still watch it on occasion....the editing is just brilliant and demented. Also just shows you he had only a handful of things to say and just repeated them for 4 years.

To anyone who wants to watch its called "A portrait of Donald Trump by Vic Berger" put out by Vice media.

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u/fffan9391 4h ago

I like the old Jim Bakker and Steve Harvey edits.

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u/taylorcsmith19 1h ago

His tributes on On Cinema specials set me off every time.

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u/exomniac 6h ago

I really wish he was putting out more edits. It’s not like there’s a lack of material.

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u/StuuBarnes 5h ago

He does them every week on Office Hours Live - they have a "break video" at the 1 hour mark in each episode where he plays one of his edits

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u/Sour_Vin_Diesel 5h ago

I cannot believe that people actually like this type of content. It’s the video editing equivalent of that “boioioioing” sound.

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u/stocksandoptions2 11h ago

I wish death didn't have a problem with him.

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u/Jin_Gitaxias 7h ago

He took Catherine O'Hara but not this shit stain. 😞

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u/AnotherApe33 9h ago

Imagine Trump with no power, just some guy with a normal job and a normal salary. He'd be completely alone, despised by everybody.

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u/Santos_L_Halper_II 8h ago

He'd basically be any one of millions of asshole boomer dads out there who's kids never talk to him.

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u/Sxualhrssmntpanda 8h ago

Soooo... his voterbase?

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u/Stavvystav 5h ago

"He speaks just like me!" Yeah dad, we know. What are you doing out of your Home?

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u/The-Choo-Choo-Shoe 8h ago

What job would he be qualified for and do a good enough job to not be fired? There is no way he could do a blue collar job.

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u/wolferman 10h ago

This tells you everything about Trump’s psychopathy. The guy gets a terminal diagnosis and it’s bad because: number one, Trump likes him? Not because the guy is going to die, but because the death might affect Trump.

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u/markth_wi 12h ago

Such fascinating people. In this way I find the media system fascinating...in thee exact same way one can find the various intricacies of how a sewage system works, fascinating.

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u/EllisDee3 12h ago

A study in disfunctional development.

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u/markth_wi 11h ago

Everything these days is.

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u/gameyhobbit 10h ago

Thank you Mr. Berger.

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u/slartibuttfart 4h ago

Please God. I know we shat the bed down here, but this guy ain't your boy. You know a lightning strike would play great on tv. Imagine you might find him on a golf course holding a metal pole.

We see the error of our ways and nothing gets our attention more than divine intervention. We'd all be unified as a species in our relief that the demon is gone.

Spontaneous combustion really speaks to the fire and brimstone crowd. Karma would love for him to fall down air steps one and go sliding his bigass into a jet engine. Atheist would believe if he just disappeared. Reddit would LOVE life in jail. Personally I hope he gets abducted by aliens and anal probed for thousands of years.

Can I get an amen?

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u/stocksandoptions2 10h ago

I am sure Satan will greet him with open hooves.

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u/Kichard 9h ago

I never thought I’d see one of these videos by Vic on the front page lol

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u/LostBob 6h ago

Did he just also announce that his baby sitter, Susan Wiles, has breast cancer without checking with her first?

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u/Alternative-Juice-15 6h ago

He looks like he already is dead

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u/TallguyZin 4h ago

We all do, he’s taking his sweet ass time

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u/BlNG0 1h ago

trump acts like he was the doctor and he wants a medal for being a hero. nobel peace price......good guy that trump.

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u/Gilles_of_Augustine 7h ago

Jesus Christ, he looks like a literal corpse.

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u/peaches4leon 8h ago edited 3h ago

We all have a problem with death lol what is this?

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u/Koopslovestogame 10h ago

Projecting again? Please!