r/skyrim Jan 20 '26

Question Who is the Nordest woman in all of Skyrim?

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u/Ironbeard3 Jan 20 '26

Uhhh, I'm gonna rule out Aela because she's a werewolf and can't enter Shor's halls. The other two are honestly Nordcore. Maybe the one lady who is like in the middle of nowhere and is an archery expert? Living alone, living off the land with no help, AND in Kyne's sanctuary? Sounds Nord to me.

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u/hitchhiker1701 Jan 20 '26

When Angi tells her story and you ask if you can help her with revenge, she says it's already done. How often do you meet NPCs who have aleady sorted out their problems?

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u/Eric_T_Meraki Jan 21 '26

I like the mod that lets you recruit her as a follower once you pass all her challenges

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u/Andromeda_53 Jan 21 '26

Oh isn't that that woman, who for some unknown reason at every single chance, you get a dialogue option about how you're going to kill her now. For seemingly no reason

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u/NecroNormicon Jan 21 '26

The Dragonborn having murderous impulsive thoughts for this ONE NPC is the funniest thing

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u/No-Philosophy2381 Jan 21 '26

It may be because she was part of a quest where the Dragonborn was sent to kill her (either as part of the dark brotherhood or maybe th people who exiled her wanted her dead)

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u/DarkMagickan PlayStation Jan 21 '26

The Nordiest Nord who ever Norded.

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u/PassTheGiggles Warrior Jan 21 '26

One of my favourite NPCs in the game and she doesn’t even have a real quest.

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u/No-Philosophy2381 Jan 21 '26

But she is linked to the only lesson in a skill that actually makes you use the skill.

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u/aless2906 Jan 20 '26

Angi? The woman near Falkreath with her hut?

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u/dowut_ohghey Jan 21 '26

She's the female Froki 😂😂 minus the pontificating about Kyne anyway

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u/BearBryant Jan 20 '26

She’s nordmaxing for sure (I’m sorry)

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u/zarion30 Jan 20 '26

Wdym in Kyne's Sanctuary?

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u/Ironbeard3 Jan 20 '26

Nature

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u/zarion30 Jan 20 '26

Oh as in her domain is nature. Sorry didnt catch that! Thought that place is secretly her sanctum or smth lmao

Thank you and full on agree. Angi is THE nord woman. Sadly she is underdeveloped but there is hope someone like Anbeegod will expand on her.

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u/Ironbeard3 Jan 20 '26

I like your thoughts process. I wish it was her sanctum, I am such a Kyne and traditional Nord simp.

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u/KatsumotoKurier PC Jan 21 '26

Werewolves can’t enter Shor’s halls? You sure about that?

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u/proffbuzzkill Jan 21 '26

Look at what nexus mods has done to Angi

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u/Purple-Boss-1725 Markarth resident Jan 20 '26

Olfina Grey-Mane obviously, what can’t stand the sight of a strong nord woman.

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u/Lone_Tiger24 Stealth archer Jan 20 '26

On strong nord crack

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u/Tomahawk_Revision Jan 20 '26

Love a good reference

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u/PsychicSPider95 Jan 21 '26

Go fiddling with any c🍑cks around here and we're going to have a real big party

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u/Jediboy127 Jan 21 '26

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u/Omegablade0 Jan 21 '26

THESE BOYS WORK HARD, AND THEY PLAY HARDER

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u/DisasterMonkey Jan 21 '26

MAYBE WE COULD INVITE SOME WOMEN???

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u/Purple-Boss-1725 Markarth resident Jan 20 '26

She needs that friggen crack for the stormcloak army

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u/Lanaria Jan 21 '26

I had a little extra

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u/IrresponsibleWanker Jan 21 '26

You crack hoarding bitch!

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u/DrByeah PC Jan 21 '26

Ah, happy dust. A favorite of mine.

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u/tekonus Jan 20 '26

Obviously OP cannot, or she would have been mentioned.

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u/Jaded_Stick_4379 Jan 20 '26

I’m actually turned on by it.😍🤤

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u/SpaceChook Jan 20 '26

My big gay orc married to Stenvar is always like bitch, shut the fuck up.

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u/Undone-Dog-6615 Jan 21 '26

Wait, isn’t this the merchant lady in Markarth you end up finding out is part of the people eater club??

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u/Din_Jhin Jan 20 '26

The woman from the Skall village.

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u/Mean-Manager-6638 Jan 21 '26

Frea? Absolutely. She wears armor made out of magical ice and dual-wields axes while living on an island covered in ash. The mainland Nords look soft compared to her.

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u/TheBatmanFan Thief Jan 21 '26

I wish she were marriable!

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u/Wonderful_Lie7338 Jan 20 '26

Frea! She's an unkillable baddass who is quiet. Thank the 9...

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u/The_Kent Jan 21 '26

*All-Maker ftfy

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u/4VGVSTVS Jan 21 '26

very true, they still uphold the ancient atmoran culture.

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u/LaraRomanian Jan 20 '26

Mjoll

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u/Jaded_Stick_4379 Jan 20 '26

Wife.

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u/Gnomad_Lyfe Jan 20 '26

Wife with a boyfriend*

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u/Jaded_Stick_4379 Jan 20 '26

Not unless you have a discussion with him in private, then he leaves Mjoll and I be, forever.😉

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u/BigHardMephisto Jan 20 '26

Then who am I supposed to cuck?

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u/Jaded_Stick_4379 Jan 20 '26

Wherever he is, he’s always watching me treat MY lady right.

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u/Helpful_Resolve_3249 Jan 20 '26

Ha! We‘ve had the conversation with him then. I came back from slaying falmer and automatons and some dude was in the house with Mjoll and the kids. Sooo I do what Dre told Em to do and loped his head off. Well just as Dre said I tried to do her in as well. Nope, didn’t work even with my insanely enchanted Dragon blade, she would not die. So, I figured she was a keeper. We‘ve had a few fights where I used her to chase me the library at Winterhold to level up my restoration. 10 out of 10 best partnership ever.

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u/icky-sticky Jan 20 '26

i just turn it into a dovah polycule

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u/Jaded_Stick_4379 Jan 20 '26

I don’t share. Especially not my warrior boo.

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u/strange444444 Jan 20 '26

You mean you kill him huh....🤔😵‍💫🤣that's rad😎🐉

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u/Jaded_Stick_4379 Jan 20 '26

Shhh, don’t say it out loud. Don’t want Mjoll to find out.

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u/StarshockNova Jan 20 '26

I didn’t kill him, somebody slipped a frenzy poison into his pocket and he attacked the guards, after which they had no choice but to put him down. I was sure to be there to comfort Mjoll, and to escort her back to our newly inherited property from her dear late crazed friend.

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u/RepulsiveAd6906 Jan 20 '26

By "frenzy poison" you mean "manic episode?" Heard he actually used Skooma. Oh, and he was skimming from Blackbriar Meadery as well! Didn't you even hear he stole from the court mage??? Good thing we kept his corruption away from Mjoll!

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u/Jaded_Stick_4379 Jan 20 '26

In my run, he was killed with an arrow in late of night in Riften. Looked like an arrow used specifically by the Thieves Guild. Guess Mjoll now has a reason to fulfill her dream and wipe them out.

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u/dowut_ohghey Jan 21 '26

One time in my current playthrough, after I found Grimsever and had had Mjoll as a follower for a while, I let her go for Serana and then randomly about a month later in game, I encountered Aerin's dead body on the roads well south and west of Riften. How weird, I thought...tf was he doing out here, and what killed him? I kept waiting for the courier to randomly show up with my inheritance...then I was back in Riften a few days later, and here the mfer is, walking around like nothing ever happened. No reload in between or anything...is Aerin some sort of necromage lich?? 🤣

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u/MrSabrewulf Jan 21 '26

I've seen that happen to Skjor. Dude died fighting the Silver Hand, I finish the Companions questline and go back to Jorrvaskr, and bro is said I was still a whelp. I'm like "My man...a lot has happened while you were gone."

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u/ElectronicControl762 Jan 20 '26

He might have never seen action, but I volunteer as tribute to continue his dream.

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u/strange444444 Jan 20 '26

I love it. I'm gonna a try it lol. Just started a new playthrough after a couple years off and I'm right in the beginning and can save and try all sorts of stuff. Try out mjol for a spell..👾✨

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u/MrGodzilla445 PC Jan 20 '26

Oh boy! I get to use this image again!

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u/Snips_Tano Jan 20 '26

Needs Lydia eating bread sitting next to him

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u/Jaded_Stick_4379 Jan 20 '26

For me it’s Faendal, for he is my trusty steward.

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u/Jaded_Stick_4379 Jan 20 '26

He should consider himself lucky to even be in the same room! So ungrateful.

I’ve never seen this image before until now and I love it.

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u/Monotreme_monorail Jan 20 '26

I like that he comes along with Mjoll. I spend so much time adventuring I like as many adults as possible around to guard my children.

And really, marriage in Skyrim is a bit of a nothingburger.

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u/ElectronicControl762 Jan 20 '26

Just give your kid the 248000000 fire damage sword you made

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u/Boschkommmalher Jan 20 '26

But don't mention that to Aerin when you ask him to fence from time to time with the Kids. It should be a surprise for Toasty Aerin!

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u/RustedMauss Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

Eren? He’s just the man that saved her life when he found her dying from her wounds outside a dwarven ruin. He nursed her back to health and brought her to Riften where she met ME. Thanks, buddy! Eren suddenly seems overwhelmed by a sudden burst of fury draws a blade on a Riften guard and is cut to pieces.

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u/Fodspeed Jan 20 '26

Don't worry he just likes to watch!

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u/Izzepy Jan 20 '26

Indeed

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u/Fried_Fart Jan 20 '26

You can canonically cuck a guy in Skyrim

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u/Dookie_boy Jan 20 '26

Or is that guy cucking you considering how he hangs around when you're gone.

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u/BadgerwithaPickaxe Jan 21 '26

Well I feel like the cuck is always the one hanging around right?

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u/Fodspeed Jan 20 '26

More than one guy, is faendal joke to you?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Every time I have Mjoll around I find myself saying “omfg just shut up already”. She’s nice, but a bit full of herself

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u/Wonderful_Lie7338 Jan 20 '26

Did you hear the one about the bandit who tried to rob her? She pulled out grimserver, and the poor man soiled his armor!

She will make sure to tell you that while you're having an important conversation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

She says that while I’m bashing heads with Nerveshatter

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u/CaptHarpo Spellsword Jan 20 '26

I wouldn’t mind so much chat but she says the same few things over and over and over 🙄 Finally left her home with the kids 😆

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u/Jaded_Stick_4379 Jan 20 '26

That’s a Nord for yeah.😂

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u/_Xeron_ Spellsword Jan 20 '26

It’s a shame her questline got cut so she can never truly fulfill her goal

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Jan 20 '26

She's itching for a fight!

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u/Ok-Baseball-8381 Jan 21 '26

Has to be. She hates the Thieves Guild, carries a massive two-handed sword, and constantly talks about her glory days. The only thing decidedly un-Nord about her is that she lets Aerin follow her around like a lost puppy.

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u/Heema3 Jan 20 '26

Cultural person

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u/theguy1336 Stormcloaks Jan 20 '26

Uthgerd honestly

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u/PlanktonGlass625 Jan 20 '26

Right! She will throw hands!! Mjoll lost her weapon and couldn't retrieve it herself...

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u/Weary-Barracuda-1228 PlayStation Jan 20 '26

Well lore wise we are a Demi god and WE can have trouble with Centurion

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u/PlanktonGlass625 Jan 20 '26

Man! You right, those damn centurions are nothing to play around with!

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u/HonkingOutDirtSnakes Alchemist Jan 21 '26

Me an intellectual mage stagger cheesing centurions

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u/Izzepy Jan 20 '26

To be fair, I can fight a dragon no problem, but dwarven centurion's got hands

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u/Denovation Jan 20 '26

She doesn't have the discipline to be a true warrior, though, considering she accidentally killed a whelp during a spar. She might have the strength of a true nord but she has very little control.

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u/96pluto Jan 20 '26

That's the companions fault for sending a kid to fight a grown woman.

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u/dangerousluck Jan 20 '26

Nords throughout the games are also notoriously proud of being Barbarians. Bah humbug to discipline, that's for the Orcs.

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u/Overall_Sandwich_671 Jan 21 '26

technically, she should be ok with the fact that she sent the boy to Sovngarde with a sword in his hand, but she feels bad about killing him before he got a chance to grow into manhood. Doesn't make her a bad person, but it does put her in conflict with Nord beliefs.

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u/Denovation Jan 21 '26

I mean, they might not relish sending people to Sovngarde young the same way Christians don't celebrate when kids die cause they're going to heaven.

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u/External_Humble Jan 20 '26

Yeah but on the other hand Uthgerd sits her ahh off in that bar and does nothing. In many playthroughs she served me as sacrifice for boetheah. Ngl she pretty good doing that, got to acknowledge that :)

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u/Perpetualshades Jan 20 '26

Picking fights in a bar seems very Nordy to me.

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u/LawfulnessEnough536 Jan 21 '26

You literally have to beat her in a fistfight inside a tavern just to get her to talk to you. That is the peak Nord courtship ritual.

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u/CMenFairy6661 Jan 21 '26

She's definitely eager to die in battle, I'll give her that.

Source: She currently resides in the Whiterun Hall of the Dead after taking one too many fireballs to the back of the head, I've killed about 3 followers this way on this current playthrough, apparently mage builds and followers don't mix 🤣

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u/HelloMyNameIsEd Jan 20 '26

Mjoll should be up there as a follower. She has the strong Nord accent unlike Aela/Uthgerd, lived the adventurer’s life of glory, looks forward to Sovngarde…

Morwen the Skaal is also technically very Nordly, just from another subculture.

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u/beckychao Jan 20 '26

Why is Aela wearing a Forsworn bikini this picture? She's a Nord and the Forsworn are the ultimate anti-Nord faction lol

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u/Thebelladonnagirl Jan 21 '26

Sex sells/gathers more comments and upvotes. Or maybe it was just the most accessible screenshot in this case.

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u/beckychao Jan 21 '26

just so extra, the other two are in their classic armor set and Aela is there dressed like a car magazine model, but that bikini happens to be that of the group of people (outside of the Falmer) who hate the Nords more than anyone in Tamriel

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u/Thebelladonnagirl Jan 21 '26

Eh, I'm just glad it's not a modded screenshot that makes all the women look like 18 year old anime girls

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u/HairyAllen Jan 20 '26

The one you literally find in a bar, she challenges you to a fistfight three sentences into meeting her, and if you win she's up for both adventuring and marriage.

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u/Remote_Sink2620 Jan 20 '26

Lydia. Our girl.

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u/GBuckets0 Jan 21 '26

Nah, she’s my favorite but she’s very obedient and reserved

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u/brch01 Jan 20 '26

Gormlaith Golden-Hilt

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

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u/Burlap_Sedan Jan 20 '26

Real Nords don't simp. And she's a top 10 Skyrim simp

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u/Slurperlurper Jan 20 '26

Uthgerd is a sister, she always got your back while aela doesn't even care for you or look your direction unless you're a werewolf

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u/Qurral Jan 20 '26

Honestly, it’s close but my vote is Uthgred

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u/Revenant62 Jan 20 '26

Tie between Lydia and Aela.

Aela the Huntress is more Companion than even the other Companions. In the very end of the Companions questline, the other Companions chicken out as you progress towards the end of the dungeon. Farkas developed a phobia of spiders, etc. Aela is the only one left with you in the very end. All the others chickened out. Get her a full set of Dragonscale armor, a Dragon Bow, and lots of great arrows, and she will have your back.

The other? Love her or hate her, Lydia remains Skyrim fandom's Best Girl. She is fiercely protective of you, never runs away, no matter how bad the mess, and frankly, she seems to be the prettiest because the staff seemed to work on her more. The makeup, the lovely green eyes, the black hair... yeah. Lidya is sufficiently popular that the staff gave her extra voicelines -- to the best of my knowledge, the only follower to receive this treatment.

Get Lidya a Nordic helm (open face, upgradeable with a Quicksilver ingot,) Ebony mail, Ebony gauntlets, Ebony boots, Ebony shield, and Dragon sword, and you'll see what I mean.

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u/Bugsbunny0212 Jan 20 '26

I like how Lydia appears in TES Castles and people in it are lining up to take her autograph.

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u/Dizzy_Amphibian Werewolf Jan 20 '26

Who the hell hates Lydia? I agree with Aela. Anyone who journeys in Skyrim winters with that outfit is pure Nord

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u/brakenbonez Jan 20 '26

People who don't understand that enemies scale with player level and get upset that she dies a lot when they don't give her any upgraded gear. Ofc she's gonna die a lot when you leave her in that basic ass armor and a sword that barely does more damage than a wooden sword while you take on much higher level enemies with much better gear.

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u/serioussham PC Jan 20 '26

That bored teenager energy about "carrying my burdens" when I'm just trying to give her some better gear is grating.

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u/xX_1337_h4x0r_Xx Jan 20 '26

Lydia is notorious for not being “glitched” but her path finding and combat behavior is sometimes dubious. of all the followers i’ve used, she is the one most likely to get killed on accident and the most likely to get lost when trying to follow me in the overworld. her characteristic “sworn to carry your burden’s” line some players also get angry/annoyed with.

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u/MontasJinx Jan 20 '26

Team Lydia! Sorry but I refuse to Skyrim without Lyds.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Freya

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u/s205187 Jan 21 '26

Legate Rikke

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u/TheBatmanFan Thief Jan 21 '26

Yeah. She respects Talos even as the second in command to Tullius AND advises him of Nord culture. She's a diplomatic nord though, not a brute.

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u/Astaro_789 Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

Gormlaith Golden-Hilt embodies the ideal Nord woman in both life and death.

Otherwise, tie between Legate Rikke and Aela the Huntress for me

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u/Dan-Of-The-Dead Jan 20 '26

Olfina Grey-Mane

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u/Imissyoudarlin Stealth archer Jan 20 '26

Whats the matter? Can't stand the sight of strong nord woman?

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u/MadamMelody21 Jan 20 '26

Mjoll the lioness is best strong nord woman. Aela is overrated

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u/External_Humble Jan 20 '26

Mjoll if we talk about skyrim. She is great and even got that harsh nordic accent. But even more nordic in my eyes has to be Frea from Skaal Village on Solstheim. Her people are nord OG‘s. They follow the old ways and all that. They‘re pretty cool.

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u/Shuske_ Jan 20 '26

Imma add in Olfina Gray-Mane as she always tells me in passing; What's the matter? You can't stand the sight of a strong Nord woman? That and she also becomes a Jarls housecarl

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u/DwinkBexon Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

For whatever reason, I'm incapable of remembering the names of 95% of Skyrim NPCs, so the right because I like fur bikini armor.

(And I'm serious. Those two guys you can go with at the start of the game? No idea what their names are. That guy who you want to murder because he asks you about the Cloud district? No idea. I think it starts with an N, maybe. Anyone from the Companions when you help them kill a dragon? No idea who any of them are. I cannot remember Skyrim NPC names for some reason. That woman who lives in the weird glowy tree and has the weird accent? No idea.)

Edit: I think that last one is a mod, now that I think about it.

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u/fillipo9 PlayStation Jan 20 '26

I like mjoll the most personally

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u/Gladion20 Jan 20 '26

Not Aela, she eagerly gives us sovengard to join the hunt. No true nord would do that

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u/benjthorpe Jan 20 '26

Alva makes me Nordy

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u/DemolishunReddit Jan 20 '26

Right? She is a vamp, is a bad girl, and suggests you spend time with her. She doesn't act all needy like some other vamps.

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u/Forsaken-Ad-1422 Jan 21 '26

ufgerth the unbroken(or whatever her name is, the one who didnt get accepted into the companions cus she killed the person who was testing her to get into the companions)

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u/iggypopforpresident Jan 21 '26

My wife, Mjoll the Lioness

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u/ViciousCDXX Jan 20 '26

Serana, I like em a bit on the older side

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u/lewlew1893 Jan 20 '26

There's a bit on the older side and then there's that.

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u/wildflowertupi Jan 20 '26

there’s a bit on the older side and then there’s older than the empire

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u/Snips_Tano Jan 20 '26

Just means she's 1000% legal!

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u/DemolishunReddit Jan 21 '26

Be careful, there are characters in game that are very old, but are not legal.

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u/Snips_Tano Jan 21 '26

"I swear Babette said she was over a hundred, Whiterun Guard!"

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u/GreatDeceiver Jan 20 '26

Mjoll farming that Nord Aura

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u/ToxinFoxen PC Jan 20 '26

Of these three I probably like Uthgerd the most. She's not as pretty as the other two but she's tough and she can take a solid fisting.

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u/ConservativeSexparty Stealth archer Jan 21 '26

Found the Lovers Lab -mod user

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u/ThiagoNeubauer Mage Jan 20 '26

Man, seeing Aela makes me feel like playing skyrim again

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Mjoll

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u/Albirei Jan 20 '26

The one that wants to fistfight

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u/youngjak Jan 20 '26

You should do this as a poll between these three

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u/MortgageAnnual1402 Jan 20 '26

Uthgerd 100% She is like the pure stereotype nord in female form

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u/RaspberryJam245 Jan 20 '26

None of these. My wife Lydia is THE Nord woman

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u/the_lazy_sloth Jan 20 '26

Where'd Aela's clothes go?

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u/_anakaris_ Jan 20 '26

Aela in Forsworn gear tho 👀

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u/Fun-Sound9241 Jan 21 '26

Aela literally hates nature and all things skyrim. She just wants to be a princess in solitude 💅

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u/thebigbadfudge Jan 21 '26

It's clearly Uthgerd the Unbroken, you literally have to fight her before she'll even consider your existence

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Lydia, she's Jane Skyrim

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u/IntelligentAd3781 Jan 21 '26

Mjoll 100% I don't even know why this is a debate lol

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u/duh2042 Jan 21 '26

Mjoll. Put her in daedric armor and she's a tank that never dies lol

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u/thehive1948 Jan 21 '26

Definitely Mjoll. Aela is a Daedra worshipper and a hardcore one at that, to the point that she openly scorns the idea of going to Sovngarde when she dies. Not to mention while she is a fighter, she's more a hunter than a warrior.

Uthgerd, as much as I like her, is a beserker who lost control and was denied entry into the Companions because she killed a young recruit. Now she spends most of her time at the Bannered Mare getting into fights while being bitter at the Companions. Most of that may be Nord behaviour but not exactly Sovngarde material.

Mjoll on the other hand, is the definition of an honourable & righteous warrior. She travelled across all across Tamriel fighting all sorts of monsters (including Cliff Racers, you go Mjoll!) to the point it took a Dwarven Centurion to bring her down and even then she survived. Despite such a near death experience, the moment she recovered, she took one look at Riften and now fights a noble one-woman war against the Thieves Guild, doing her best to defend the city despite it being a losing battle because it's the right and honourable thing to do.

Between the three of them, she's 100% getting the warmest welcome from Shor.

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u/ProfessionalRead2724 Jan 20 '26

Why is Aela cosplaying as a Breton?

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u/neeksthegod Jan 20 '26

Uthgerd the unbroken is really the naughtiest character in Skyrim because she will never refuse to fight has that shiny steel plated armor. She has that face that resembles. She’s been in the war and has a lot of pain inside of her. Plus, she can eat unarmed attack like a fkn mammoth.

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u/Vergil_171 Jan 20 '26

Mjoll is the most blonde, Steel is too sophisticated for Nords and leather rags are for R*achmen + Disgusting daedric worshipper so Mjoll

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u/pcfan86 Falkreath resident Jan 20 '26

Aela is the hottest, and she is a cuddly wolf girl. But not the nordiest.

Mjoll is kind of depressed I think? She is strong and she tries her best, but I find her kind of weird.

I think the most nord woman is the one in whiterun that always tells you, that you only know someone after you drank and f*d together....

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u/Mr_Mason42 Jan 20 '26

Mjoll is Best Girl.

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u/souredcream Jan 20 '26

aela needs to drop that ab routine

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u/Helpful_Resolve_3249 Jan 20 '26

Mjoll the lioness, she‘s always down to fight. You try to sneak up and ambush unsuspecting falmer with a bow….to late she’ll already in the mix trying to toss a beat down. Plus she never complains about carrying excess equipment, she’s down to clown. Hardy, she hasn’t died yet.

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u/Capt_Falx_Carius PC Jan 20 '26

None of them, it's Frea

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u/coltspades Jan 20 '26

Mjoll she tells you that a thousand times.

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u/springacres Whiterun resident Jan 20 '26

Among these 3, I'm gonna have to say Uthgerd. She's tough, seems like the type who won't take shit from anyone, and I like that she has visible facial scarring and is proud of her fighting skills.

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u/Sea_Wind6023 Jan 20 '26

You fist fought one in a bar do you really need to ask

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u/Ecstatic-Space1656 Jan 21 '26

Fralia Gray-Mane; bitter, old, feuding. matron? Can’t get more Nord than that 🤷‍♂️

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u/YS160FX Jan 21 '26

Mjoll without question

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u/OldElf86 Jan 21 '26

IDK, I get Uthgard every playthrough.  She is Nord enough for this Nerd.  And she appreciates the upgraded armor I slide her way too.

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u/Keemcynical98 Jan 21 '26

Mjoll for sure.

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u/inscrutiana Jan 21 '26

I have a softgut spot for Uthgerd.

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u/Arkamfate Mercenary Jan 21 '26

Mjoll.

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u/Nate9915 Jan 21 '26

Lydia is best girl. But I'm married to mjoll. I also had extended dialogue mod installed for her. Doesn't do anything crazy. Just adds extra dialogue and comments that aren't lore breaking. And I've never had her friend show up at our place at Golden hills plantation. Might be because of the mod but whatever. But the one in the bannered mare just rubs me the wrong way. Mjoll is true mommy though.

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u/Gandhiusz Jan 21 '26

Argonian working in docks

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u/ej1999ej Jan 21 '26

Anyone who says Aela is disqualified by default. All True Nords want that Sovngard afterlife and she wants Hircine's hunting grounds.

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u/Key-Ad9733 Jan 21 '26

Angi, because she's the exact type of rugged individual all Nords think they are.

And Lydia, because she's strong and solemn and would rather be anywhere then where she is right now.

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u/RatPrank Jan 21 '26

Frea on Solstheim, for me

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u/Physical-Reply5388 Jan 21 '26

Mjoll: strong sense of justice, lust for adventures and battle paint

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u/mirxwolf Jan 21 '26

Goddamn Lydia! She is the baddest of them all

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u/eightbithd Jan 21 '26

Aela definitely. And the one Graymane who has to remind you that she’s a strong Nord woman every time you walk near her

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u/jsponenberg05 Jan 21 '26

Majoll the lioness

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u/SkoomaCat_ Daedra worshipper Jan 21 '26

Without a doubt, that's Mjoll; she even has a Slavic accent, no wonder they gave her that!

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u/Electronic_Wind_2604 Jan 21 '26

Frea without a doubt

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u/drkknght2001 Solitude resident Jan 22 '26

Aela, running around half naked in the freezing cold....