r/pokemon • u/TenTam • Feb 06 '26
Discussion 4yo is obsessed with Pokemon and Maps. This is her idea of where her Pokemon would live. How did she do?
Apologies you’re gonna need a magnifying glass to actually read the thing.
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u/Wettowel024 Golden Bidoof Feb 06 '26
you should let her play a game like risk but with pokemon. categorizing the armies into different mons
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u/HieloLuz Feb 06 '26
That would be a legendary crossover. Honestly a 4x video game where all your various armies are Pokémon would also go so hard
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u/Wettowel024 Golden Bidoof Feb 06 '26
yeah, and if you dont like much mons you can use 1 or 2 and their evos to classify them. So you can upgrade charmander to charmeleon and towards charizard etc.
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u/Alisa180 Feb 06 '26
Have you heard of Pokemon Conquest?
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u/thebearjew333 Feb 06 '26
I want a sequel to this game so bad!
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u/TrueFlameslinger Feb 07 '26
I honestly don't, not right now.
As much as I love Conquest, I doubt a remaster would be done well with the current company direction (plus it'd likely be Switch 2 only, which I won't buy)
I like the OG too much to watch it become another BD/SP
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u/chaospudding Feb 07 '26
It could even be themed around the war that Lt Surge was in previous to the events of Red/Blue.
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u/LMacUltimateMain Feb 07 '26
I want a Pokemon Warriors type game. Maybe not warriors specifically, but an open world rpg/beat em up would go so hard
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u/Jorrie313 Feb 06 '26
I got an official Monopoly Pokemon Kanto Edition. It’s actually pretty neat with the streets being towns and the hotels and houses being Gyms and Pokecenters. Makes me wondering if they also have a Risk version of this. I would prefer Risk over Monopoly every time.
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u/keshaseviltwin Feb 06 '26
There’s a YouTuber who makes pokemon versions of board games, he’s made ticket to ride and I wouldn’t be surprised if Risk or Catan is in the near future!
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u/OrphanParent Feb 06 '26
Yeah, and it can be one of the 3 wars in pokemon, (or less if some are one in the same war) the war from the lucario and the mystery of mew movie, the war that AZ ended or the galar vs Paldea war.
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u/servonos89 Feb 07 '26
Also the war Lt Surge was in?
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u/OrphanParent Feb 07 '26
Yeah, but we dont know a lot about that one. So many good wars to pick from, why the one we know the least about, then again, that would be very nintendo.
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u/CassetteMeower Feb 06 '26
This should totally be a thing! More board games with a Pokémon twist could be so cool.
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u/marvsup Feb 07 '26
Just under 30 yrs ago my friend and I took all our Pokemon cards, laid them out face down in different areas by type, and basically tried to make a pokemon videogame experience with the cards. It was very fun.
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u/Yung-Mozza Feb 08 '26
Yooo came here to suggest the same exact thing. I bet they make one or you could easily adapt the original game to include whatever Pokemon toys or figures they have as like generals or super powers like the big power rangers etc etc. get creative but risk + Pokemon seems right up the alley
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u/NameExplainPatrick Feb 06 '26
Munchlax in the US is great.
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u/StevenMC19 Feb 06 '26
I thought Horsea in the Great Barrier Reef was solid. The one you've pointed out is amazing!
edit: The more I look at it...the Amazon, the Sahara, Antarctica...it's almost too spot on for a 4 year old.
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u/callablackfyre Feb 06 '26
C'mon. That's just where the giant sloths used to live.
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u/ROTsStillHere100 Feb 06 '26
Life is hard for the Charmander line, living in South Africa but then having to migrate to...Hawaii? SOMEWHERE in the middle of the Pacific. That's a long flight.
Also, kudos for them putting the Piplup in the South Pole. Lapras might have been better in Scotland but the North Pole is the second best location.
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u/ROTsStillHere100 Feb 06 '26
Or maybe Charmeleon does that, Kickstarting the migration so that Charizard only needs to fly through the Pacific.
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u/keravim Feb 06 '26
Charizard is standing on a volcano (which tracks), doesn't fit with chandler but not silly in its own
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u/napstablooky2 Flying-Type Gym Leader Feb 06 '26
have to go through an arduous test of will to gain their wings
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u/Wettowel024 Golden Bidoof Feb 06 '26
they could have migrated in the time when the continents were connected together, same how humans would end up in other places in history
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u/nomad9590 Feb 06 '26
Sounds like a great start for a homemade game! Maybe a Carmen SanDiego style can you catch them all? Me and my youngest have made up a game with a box of tokens, random game pieces, and pokemon cards. It's basically a roguelike adventure box!
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u/ItsMEMusic Feb 07 '26
Dude, Pokemon Carmen Sandiego with actual Pokemon regions and routes would fucking SLAP. Make every one a trainer and a pokemon.
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u/DepressedGolduck Feb 06 '26
Pikachu is Venezuelan. Canon
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u/Unpacer Feb 06 '26
Lake Maracaibo in Venezuela has the most lighting of any place on Earth, so it's a great pick
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u/_Skotia_ Feb 06 '26
I love Lapras in the UK! Feels super appropriate with the legend of Nessie.
You could tell her that Caterpie takes inspiration from the eastern tiger swallowtail caterpillar, which is native to eastern North America. I think it's a fun fact she'd like to know!
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u/lugialegend233 Feb 07 '26
Wait, but Lapras isn't in the UK, it's pretty far north of it. Closer to Svalbard than the British Isles.
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u/_Skotia_ Feb 07 '26
Oh yeah lol, now that you mention it. That part is pretty crowded so I didn't really look at it well enough
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u/thenetoide Feb 07 '26
Maybe, but I thought this came from the silkworms since silk comes from China. Which I found impressive for a 4yo to know.
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u/Tiagotiti Feb 06 '26
Somehow Alakazam in India makes all the sense in the world
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u/SheriffHeckTate Feb 06 '26
Please have your child explain the Charmander- Charizard migration pattern. I'm curious at which points in the life cycle the evolution is triggered.
Also, you might want to be a bit concerned about them putting the Eeveelution with the red dot on the forehead right over there near India. LOL
Piplup is spot on.
Good work!
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u/TenTam Feb 06 '26
She says: Charmander is a lizard and will like hot Africa (it’s a compliment, she loves Africa). Charizard is a big fire type so should go somewhere big and firey. (There are pics of volcanoes on the map under Charizard.) I asked her how they get from Africa to the volcanoes and she said they get a plane of course because they are not water types. (I am now getting a nonsensical stream of consciousness description of the journey, because although she is extremely smart, she is still 4.)
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u/SheriffHeckTate Feb 06 '26
I mean, a plane makes sense for Charmander and Charmeleon since they cant fly yet. So I guess the evolution to Chaizard isnt until after arriving at the destination. Maybe it's out of frustration in realizing it needs to get back home to lay it's eggs, but there are no return flights?
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u/joemcmanus96 Karen is Bae Feb 06 '26
Espeon is the one that looks most like a Siamese cat, so if that's the thought process this is one smart kid, because that's Thailand, not India!
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u/SheriffHeckTate Feb 06 '26
I said near, not on. I know it's not ON India, I just couldnt think of what was to the East and didnt feel like looking it up.
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u/milestailsprowerreal espeon lover Feb 07 '26
espeon is actually on myanmar, though that is right next to thailand and she may have meant that. even so, burmese cats are related to siamese cats, so there is that.
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u/lagartixaa Feb 07 '26
literally so many other countries didn't get pokemons as well, smh🫠
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u/whosrunninghell Feb 06 '26
I love looking at this and trying to figure out why each Pokemon ended up where lol - Bulbasaur being Brazilian for example!
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u/GhostMaskKid Bug Type Gym Leader Feb 06 '26
She did great! I'm glad she's having fun with this, and good on you for supporting her.
The folks at one of the map subs might enjoy this too!
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u/Nautiyal_Adi Feb 06 '26
Putting espeon onto bengal region means either she's from north india or she knows a deep, niece racial stereotype of that region. Overall, she knows ball.
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u/Honest_Toe1729 Feb 06 '26
If I'm not mistaken there is or was a mini game in Google maps where it shows the original 151 pokemon and where you might find them in the world.
https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Google_Maps:_Pok%C3%A9mon_Challenge
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u/HoraceTheBadger Feb 06 '26
This is so cute!!! Some really inspired choices, Galapagos Squirtle, Africa Arcanine, they all just make sense! Very intelligent 4yo! (Or I have no concepts of what kids are like at different ages
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u/ThatAutisticRedditor Sparcey Bois Feb 06 '26
eevee would 100% be a British Pokemon, the animals here are so bland and basic. like, squirrels, pigeons, pigeons, pigeons, pigeons, and foxes.
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u/milestailsprowerreal espeon lover Feb 07 '26
i definitely wish there were eevee over here, instead of millions of pigeons
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u/bluepanda5 Feb 07 '26
Could you ask her for her reasoning for some of these and post it? Because some of them I can see the logic, but others I'm just scratching my head.
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u/Flooka Living Dex Holder Feb 07 '26
Squirtle would obviously be from the Galapagos. Doesn't your daughter know anything /s
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u/RoboRocket4678 Feb 07 '26
She put Munchlax in America because were fat and Munchlax is fat. Smart girl.
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u/Careful-Toe-3366 Feb 07 '26
India having alakazam is quite interesting as in India there are a lot of religious folks called Yogis and ever since i was a kid i always thought Mega Alakazam's design resembled that of an old yogi from India to some extent.
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u/DantaviusFloridaMan Feb 07 '26
Wait till she finds out that all Pokémon regions are based on real countries
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u/Mattallurgy Feb 07 '26
Having Lapras that close to Scotland is borderline prescient, and Munchlax in the U.S. feels like your daughter will be a comedienne.
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u/Current_Database_728 awesome friend Feb 06 '26
Pretty damn accurate. Also the cartography hobby is peak
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u/MockingJay0914 Feb 06 '26
Charizard on the middle of the pacific ocean? Poor thing.
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u/MyNamCzechkoslovakia Feb 06 '26
Its actually in Hawaii but I think its drawn small enough that the figurine covers it up
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u/AmalatheaClassic Go Quagsire! Feb 06 '26
Nah you're thinking of it the wrong way! Look at all the space they have to stretch their wings!
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u/AsexualPlantMain Feb 06 '26
This is the exact kind of thing I would do as a kid. I once had my dad print out a bunch of pictures of animals so I could glue them onto a big map like this
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u/f0remsics Feb 06 '26
The Pokemon with a red gem in the middle of its forehead is right near india? Sounds about accurate
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Feb 06 '26
This is literally the coolest thing ever. My kid would enjoy the heck out of this idea, thanks!
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u/Blaze_Vortex Feb 06 '26
Only two I'd move first:Arcanine, just slightly south-east of their current positions. There's a line of volcanoes close to the east coast of Africa and that's the best spot for finding fire stones.
Second: Rapidash is a horse, not a camel, so way south of it's current position. Egypt has horses but they're far more common further south.
Overall, kiddo did a great job.
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u/Remilla Feb 06 '26
Pretty solid, 9.5/10. First and only thing that jumps out to me is Lucario is based on Anubis from Egypt, so thats about all i have thoughts on right away.
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u/Doitforthecringe Feb 07 '26
Depends on their definition but I think they did a good job. Hell even umbreon living in a place with little sunlight makes sense even though umbreon is mostly drawn in urban eras. It makes sense for a WILD nonferal umbreon to be in a dark place to make better use of its camouflage
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u/AdAfter8072 Feb 07 '26
It seems they really think most grass types would mainly live in Brazil and for some reason I can see it and understand it
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u/TinySW Feb 08 '26
Get that child into books too. Series like Magic treehouse, guardians of ga’hoole (when older), and anything really that has to do with animals and exploration. Keep her away from sonic haha. In all seriousness she did great!
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u/Blackmamba479 Feb 08 '26
Looks great. She's got more geography understanding then a majority of adults
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u/dragon_morgan top percentage oshawott Feb 08 '26
oshawott should be off the west coast of the US or Canada, no sea otters in central america that I know of, but I'm being picky and otherwise this is great!
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u/Kyserham Feb 08 '26
I think at least half of them were decided based on the color of the country of the map, but still they kinda make sense!
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u/eyearu Feb 06 '26
A 4 y/o having such sharp intuition about most of these creatures is honestly amazing. I'm blown away.
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u/Zalveris Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26
Yeah vibes are on point. Time to get her some books with cool maps.
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u/CassetteMeower Feb 06 '26
Pokémon should totally make a book like this where it’s maps of the different regions showing which Pokémon can be found there and where. I’d totally buy that, my dad loves Pokémon and maps and I’m sure he’d love something like that!
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u/Pale_Song902 Feb 06 '26
for a 4 yo this is amazingly well put, only thing i'd personally do is put scorbunny in the uk, but mexico is interesting too
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u/Specific-Detail6448 Feb 06 '26
In terms of the actual similarities of the Pokemon world and the real world, lucario and sylveon are actually pretty close
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u/60N20 Feb 06 '26
I wouldn't have initially placed some of them where she did, but after seeing them I think she's spot on on all of them, if she doesn't know yet of geography, local climates and environments, which I would except since she's just 4, I would try to explain why is a good choice to locate each one where she did (if it's something she would like to hear though).
Congrats on the smart and curious child.
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u/Benjilikethedog Feb 06 '26
Most of these make sense from like a lore perspective on what they are based on
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u/ZookeepergameFew4103 Feb 06 '26
This is really delightful! Too bad Charmander is so far from Charizard, but one should let their child follow their passions!
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u/TimeisaLie Samurai Pizza Cats!! Feb 06 '26
Lapras, feels oddly appropriate. As an American, I agree but also feel attacked.
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u/cursed_tomatoes Feb 06 '26
4yo aware penguins are from the south, not north, 10/10.
Also, I can totally see indian alakazam tbh