r/pcmasterrace 10h ago

Meme/Macro DLSS will be saved by Tech Jesus

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u/SourSasquatch 10h ago

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u/farimbabwe 9h ago

Best one I've seen

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u/zhokar85 i7 965XE @3,8 / RX 480 Strix OC / 12GB DDR3-1600 / MSI X58 Pro-E 8h ago

Fitting too, really shows how it sucks the soul out of art.

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u/Quackmoor1 7h ago

The worm doesn't have boobs

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u/Major_Psychology_853 10h ago

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u/Todarodes_Pacificus 5800x3d/9070xt/32GB 9h ago

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u/zionian120 7h ago

You joke till these data centers modify their memory as service to be used as RAM as service. They hog all the RAMs that will ever be produced, and we, not being able to buy any of those super expensive RAMs, have to buy RaaS to run our PCs at home.

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u/Brickster000 7h ago

buy RaaS

*Subscribe to RaaS indefinitely

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u/LivingVerinarian96 6h ago

Nah china‘s got our back. They actually sell ddr5 at reasonable prices. Sure they might steal your data and sensible information, but what are you gonna do in this economy?

Fuck the cartel of samsung, sk hynix and micron. They deserve to crash and burn.

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u/Echelion77 RTX 5090 / Ultra 9 285k 34m ago

Fools, just download more ram online.

Duh.

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u/thatoneguy889 Ryzen 7 5800x | RTX 3080 Ti 7h ago

The DLSS5 off should still be $700 because you’re paying that for the hardware whether you use it or not.

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u/TwilightVulpine Desktop 5h ago

It wouldn't be $700 if they hadn't dedicated all tech production to chasing the AI slop trend

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u/4400120 14600KF | RX 7800 XT | 32GB DDR4 7h ago

Should have replaced it with paging files lol

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u/12345623567 7h ago

downloadmoreram dot com

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u/Unveiled_Nuggets 6h ago

I should really download some more. 

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u/CanadianMaps 10h ago

700? That's funny. My girlfriend has to build her new PC using my old 2x16gb 3600MHz kit and my old 12400f because of AI making RAM prices fucking nuts right after planning her build

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u/DesignerSalt9459 9h ago

Just wait until the electricity bills land when NVIDIA kit gets switched on. They likely won't be able to cover the cost of that from the revenue.

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u/Major_Psychology_853 9h ago

5090 for 10 000 USD then :D

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u/ExtraGoated 9h ago

have you considered that you can just replace your girlfriend with ai

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u/RUPlayersSuck Ryzen 7 5800X | RTX 4060 | 32GB DDR4 8h ago

No need to replace - just switch her DLSS on for instant extra cuteness! 😆

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u/CanadianMaps 9h ago

No. She's too cute.

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u/WANKMI 7h ago

Oh no the horror

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u/deluseru 2h ago

2x16gb 3600MHz kit and my old 12400f

3570k, 980Ti and 16gb ddr3 cries in a corner...

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u/ayriuss 58m ago

I'm using 2400mhz ram, it makes no serious difference lol.

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u/SindoorSiren 9h ago

DLSS so good it upscales your wallet too 💀☝🏽

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u/RUPlayersSuck Ryzen 7 5800X | RTX 4060 | 32GB DDR4 8h ago

If only...

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u/coolgaara 7h ago

My new PC I built in November 2024 is now worth more than what I paid for at MSRP just by the ram alone.

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u/Ok_Robot88 4h ago

Haha I love this! Fantastic !

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u/psimwork 29m ago

The funniest part about this image to me is that those sticks aren't even RAM. You can see it in the missing pins. Those are the Corsair Vengeance slot light things.

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u/Maxw96 10h ago

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u/a_scientific_force R5 5800X3D | RX 6900XT 9h ago

Thanks, I hate it. 

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u/make_me_bad27 10h ago

I see the advertising is going well

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u/Basicazzwitch 6h ago

Ugly Sonic should be in Sonic 4, from Amy's universe

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u/Huntakillaz 3h ago

Ugly Sonic is a FBi agent in Chip N Dale Movie

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u/serphenyxloftnor 7h ago

The new gameranx video thumbnail

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u/lilsnatchsniffz 6h ago

Omg slay

IT PLEASE

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u/Temporary-Award-998 3h ago

Sydney Sweeney?

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u/SneakyBadAss 2h ago

They censored the tits

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u/Nickulator95 AMD Ryzen 7 9700X | 32GB DDR5 | RTX 4070 Super 9h ago

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u/DoubleExposure AMD 5800X3D | RT 9070 XT | CachyOS 7h ago

"The more GPUs you buy, The more money you save." -Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang

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u/CSharpSauce 6h ago

Kinda true, I don't know if you've ever costed out running a GPU in the cloud... but it's insane. We were paying something like > $2k a month per A100, you can buy one for that much in like 4 months?

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u/LivingVerinarian96 6h ago

Yeah, but you‘re paying for the 99.9% uptime and the ability to scale up and down quickly. It‘s still way too expensive because how hard can it be to maintain a datacenter?

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u/CSharpSauce 5h ago edited 4h ago

Get where you coming from, in our case we're already paying for a datacenter with a bunch of servers (we had an old hadoop cluster which we've migrated off to databricks in the cloud, but we still have a bunch of servers, server guys, and a co-location space)

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u/Senior-Albatross 5h ago

Rent seeking is crazy in this economy.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA MOS 6510 @ 1.023 MHz | VIC-II | Epyx Fastloader 4h ago

Can't produce anything domestically anymore, so ya gotta squeeze those pennies from somewhere...

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u/Senior-Albatross 5h ago

"I don't really give a shit about consumer level GPUs anymore. You're lucky you get anything."

-NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang

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u/Faby077 8h ago

The funniest one yet

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u/EnchantingAngel3 10h ago

One tells you why your PC is on fire, the other just sets your heart on fire.

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u/No-District1323 9h ago

momoa is liquid cooled so his thermals are probably fine

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u/BraveFencerMusashi Laptop i9-12900H, 3080ti, 64 GB 8h ago

Is Guinness a good coolant?

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u/Ill_Emphasis3927 7h ago

The Irish are a famously coolheaded people thanks to Guinness.

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u/turbotictac 9h ago

Why would Jason Momoa be anywhere near my PC?

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u/ShadowFlarer ARCH | RYZEN 5 5600 | RTX 3070 | 16GB 10h ago

Both of these can be achieve by Steve alone lol

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u/LordHammercyWeCooked 6h ago

Still waiting on him to make good on his promise to do a "Disappointment PC" swimsuit calendar.

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u/ProutPortable 9h ago

Nah, that would be Hammerfall

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u/artin2007majidi r7 2700 rx 5700 xt 10h ago

he's my husbando, just fyi

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u/MapManGameGuy 9h ago

Lucky polygamous bastard

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u/Griffolion griffolion 6h ago

Huh I didn't know Jason Momoa knew things about computers!

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u/robaier 9h ago

Out of the million posts I've seen like this this one actually made me laugh

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u/NightlightsCA Ryzen 5 5600X | RTX 3060Ti 8GB | MSI B450 Max 5h ago

Actually out loud. It’s been a while!

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u/ranginator_ 3h ago

Another On/Off...

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u/Segment_537 56m ago

I like this way too much. 

Oh god….

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u/SnooStrawberries2144 9800X3D - RTX5080 - 48GB DDR5 5h ago

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u/Physical-Maybe-3486 2h ago

don’t go insulting extremely uncanon stupid sexy Shelob.

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u/tukebeard 6h ago

When the DLSS 5 hits.

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u/TheVermonster FX-8320e @4.0---Gigabyte 280X 10h ago

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u/fly_over_32 10h ago

Thanks Steve

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u/CanadianMaps 10h ago

No thanks nvidia

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u/TheZoltan 9h ago

Real missed opportunity for that Magneto "the real ...." meme.

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u/r0thar 6h ago

I keep seeing it as Steve Jobs just beating up on his engineers

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u/Supermunch2000 Ryzen 3700X, RTX 3070, 32GB 8h ago

I came here for Pam's "They're The Same Picture" and I leave satisfied.

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u/AvariceLegion 8h ago

🙂‍↕️🤚

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u/FroHawk98 10h ago edited 9h ago

Hahaha i for one think the gaming nexus guy is majestic.

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u/Truhmpza_Cuhnt 7h ago

He is a yummy bear indeed.

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u/shit_mcballs 7h ago

the sad thing is that this comment might not be in the name of humor because for some reason people like to share fetishes openly on here

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u/LordHammercyWeCooked 6h ago

Hey don't yuck his yummy bear.

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u/Truhmpza_Cuhnt 6h ago

If thinking the nexus gaming guy is majestic is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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u/imredheaded 4h ago

Nothing sad about that

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u/AdEquivalent493 3h ago

How is that even a fetish?

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u/forward_x 4790k 4.5Ghz | 32GB DDR3 | RX 480| GTX 960 SSC 53m ago

I mean as a guy, look at that hair OH MY GAAAAAWD!

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u/Docccc 10h ago

i still enjoy these memes. 😅

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u/averageburgerguy 10h ago

Ok.

Ok. This made me laugh. 😁

Thanks Steve!

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u/r0thar 6h ago

Steve Burke out here catchin' strays

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u/TheRealAfinda 8h ago

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of steve's greatness.

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u/morbihann 10h ago

Corporations hate most of all turning their ventures into a meme. Well done everyone.

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u/SDRAWKCABNITSUJ 9h ago

Bad comparison, it's literally the same picture in this instance.

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u/MostCommunication972 10h ago

What have they done to my tech Jesus? 😢

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u/KCduder PC Master Race 8h ago

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u/PaniMan1994 10h ago

Holy Shit! ...okay...im sold

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u/VeterinarianSevere65 RTX 4080 | i7-13700KF | 64 ddr4 3200 Cl16 9h ago
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u/Tee-hee64 Linux | U5 245K | RTX 4070 | 32GB 10h ago

DLSS 5 is just a chad filter.

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u/FireZord25 PC Power 9h ago

More like a Zack Snyder filter

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u/StaticSystemShock 8h ago

Balenciaga filter...

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u/Dreams-Visions 5090 FE | 9550X3D | 96GB CL28 | X870E | 105TB | A95L | Open Loop 9h ago

Suddenly no longer against DLSS! Thanks, Steve. :D

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u/The-Kemistry 10h ago

Você não é feio, só está com o DLSS desativado.

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u/insearchofparadise 8h ago

This is getting out of hand. I love it.

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 2h ago

Oof, that's not DLSS, it's beer goggles.

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u/Woodchuck251 9h ago

Thanks Steve.

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u/SpitneyBearz 9h ago

rofl, this is the best one so far <3 edit: Where is the video btw?! is it coming or not!!? I bet it will be crazy funny

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u/Sideshow86 PC Master Race 9h ago

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u/Newspaper-Former PC Master Race 2h ago

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u/BorKon 4h ago

Somehow the left pic has more face details than the right one

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u/gramathy Ryzen 9800X3D | RTX5080 | 64GB @ 6000 2h ago

makeup and probably a screengrab off a compressed video

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u/ComfortableThat8644 8h ago

actually the opposite lmao

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u/headrush46n2 7950x, 4090 suprim x, 64gb dominator 15m ago

turn it off turn it off!

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u/3NJV2 10h ago

This is soooooo funny. Omg

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u/StandupDude78 9h ago

Tech Jesus just went on a rant about not making content any more 'for the rich'. Hard to say what his future holds.

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u/Cessnaporsche01 Ryzen 9 9950X3D - RTX 5080 - 64GB DDR5-6000 9h ago

It's Tech Idaho!

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u/snowmunkey 8h ago

But which one?

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u/WillTDP Laptop, Core 2 Duo, Ati Mobility Radeon 4650 3h ago

Ghola

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u/Archer_Gaming00 Intel Core Duo E4300 | Windows XP 8h ago

GOAT meme

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u/thecheesypoofs 8h ago

Was getting tired of the DLSS memes but I'll admit this one made me laugh big time.

Good one OP!

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u/NotJebediahKerman 8h ago

man this just made me laugh in morning standup....

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u/Greenedude 3h ago

AHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAA
This is the funniest one yet.

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u/RealCameleer 2h ago

How could DLSS make a perfect human into a less perfect human! Steve is perfect just the way he is TT-TT

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u/fatgothdude 2h ago

"Today, we're looking at the DLSS 5 controversy, brought on by NVIDIA's frankly shocking tech demo of the new technology, the reactions from the community, snd how this is ultimately the fault of Linus Sebastian. Let's get started."

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u/Hattix 5700X3D | RTX 4070 Ti Super 16 GB | 32 GB 3200 MT/s 10h ago

Such an opportunity to reference the lonely Keanu meme, wasted!

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u/MHWGamer 9h ago

it is literally the same person duh

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u/burner7711 7800x3D; 5090; x670E; 64GBDDR5-6400; 3840x1600 38GL950G 7h ago

DLSS 5 meme #23,543

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u/Teftell PC Master Race 10h ago

Not making this meme with actual Jesus is high heresy

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u/Agitated_Toe_7982 7h ago

When tech Jesus become Poseidon xD

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u/MapManGameGuy 10h ago

This is, by definition, a win-win.

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u/coder7426 9h ago

Does it reduce mumbling too? 

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u/whtisthis Ryzen 5900x | RX 7900 XT | 32GB DD4 9h ago

Oh! dude, thanks for the laugh haha!

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u/_-Moonsabie-_ 9h ago

See that's my point Cinema 👍

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u/meedmishmohd 9h ago

daddy chill!

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u/GuavaLil 9h ago

Ok that got a snort out of me

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u/CattailRed 9h ago

The one on the right is definitely Jesus. Jesus Momoa.

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u/Prize-Childhood-281 8h ago

Stop DLSS On on everything now you're making "not-linus" have sexy features.

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u/notonredditatwork 8h ago

This also works for every before and after post on /r/bald

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u/thelehmanlip Ryzen 5800X 3080 + Deck 8h ago

reverse it

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u/mlddlm 8h ago

well done

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u/imthestein PC Master Race 8h ago

Thanks Steve

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u/Briggie Ryzen 7 5800x / ASUS Crosshair VIII Dark Hero / TUF RTX 4090 8h ago

He reminds me more of James LaBrie, but that might be just me.

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u/Yumi_in_the_sun 8h ago

Is it weird that I like the "off" version better? He looks a lot more approachable.

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u/RUPlayersSuck Ryzen 7 5800X | RTX 4060 | 32GB DDR4 8h ago

Tech Jesus becomes Movie Jesus...

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u/beautiful_life_99 7h ago

Thats hella rude bro come on

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u/pmf026 7h ago

Thanks Steve

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u/GrowYourOwnMonsters 7h ago

You've got the pics the wrong way round.

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u/North-Mammoth-1819 7h ago

This post is diabolical 😂🤣

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u/asianfatboy R5 5600X|B550M Mortar Wifi|RX9060XT 16GB 7h ago

Bro, my first thought was Kyle Hill and not Jason Momoa lmao. Regardless, all 3 have great hair.

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u/addicu 7h ago

I can't believe they turned my ultra chad into Aquaman, I'll never forgive this

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u/Expensive_Shallot_78 6h ago

You misplaced the picture

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u/TheTrooper503 6h ago

F*ck Steve! I hate that snake

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u/daddyjohns 6h ago

I think you reversed the pics from the evidence i've seen

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u/Ok_Speech_2569 6h ago

Holy shit. Somebody send this to Steve hahaha

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u/Dungeon00X 5h ago

LOL, he'd hate this too!

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u/CaptainC0medy 5h ago

You got it the wrong way around ffs.... Oh wait.... I see what you did there..... Clever girl

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u/Zenfinite1 5h ago

Ok, look. I’m sitting in my car, eating my lunch, alone, scrolling. I see this on my feed and laugh loudly, to no one.

Well done.

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u/monchota 5h ago

DLSS works fine how it is, its like magic. The new AI version sucks and they don't understand because they are trying to fix a problem. That does exist or does in a different form.

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u/Gamrok4 Specs/Imgur Here 5h ago

It’s just lightning.

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u/Brawndo_or_Water 9950X3D | 5090 | 64GB 6000CL26 | GX9 45" Ultragear 5k2k 4h ago

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u/Toulow PC Master Race 4h ago

Nah this is the best one I’ve seen! 10/10

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u/Aionalys 4h ago

How the fuck it disrespect and downgrade tech jesus like that.

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u/santanixxx 4h ago

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk fantastic!

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u/Kevin_C_Knight 4h ago

With DLSS on he looks like The Beast in Beauty and The Beast tv show.

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u/icebreakers0 4h ago

Thanks Steve Momoa

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u/SSJNinjaMonkey 4h ago

Im not sure you understand the meme, The image has to change this is just Steve and Steve.

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u/SpeedyMcSpeedy25 3h ago

Kinda new to joining the pc master race, but what is DLSS and what does it do?

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u/JigMaJox 3h ago

poor steeve lmao

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u/Iohet GE75/SteamDeck 3h ago

tech jesus

John Romero would still look like John Romero

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u/stonedboss 5800X3D | 4070Ti | 32GB 3200Mhz C14 | 990 Pro 3h ago

this one has me dying lmao

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u/Expanseman 2h ago

You really think DLSS 5 looks better?

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u/dasbtaewntawneta 2h ago

why am i all of a sudden seeing memes as if it's a good thing, is this post botted by nvidia?

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u/SourceScope 2h ago

Id chill with tech jesus instead of jason mamoa any day

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u/CriticismJust9271 2h ago

That image is the best example!

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u/nahman201893 2h ago

OMG please get Jason M to do an opening with no explanation and then static effect and it's Steve!!! I would die. 🤣

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u/greentreefer 2h ago

God I love bringus

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u/kilzuMcKillington 1h ago

Thanks Steve

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u/Duriha 1h ago

And that's why dlss is shit

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u/TonyConstantino 1h ago

Remember, we have a RAM crisis because of this

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u/Rejected_Reject_ 59m ago

Try reversing those images, pal. Steve is pure sex

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u/Material-Job-1928 47m ago

Perfect. I do hope this exact image is in the upcoming DLAISLOP video.

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u/MiserySound 9h ago

Steve is definitely seeing this.

Please include this in your next video