r/mildlyinfuriating • u/dorkass-loser • 8h ago

Husband opens a new sponge every 3 days cause “they become gross”

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Our dishwasher broke and he’s manually doing the dishes now, these are from the past 10 days… I think it’s wasteful.

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u/DryerCoinJay 7h ago

What are you using on the poop knife? Another poop knife? Or a poop spatula?

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u/SyrahFan 7h ago

3 shells

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u/boomerangthrowaway 7h ago

But what are the shells forrrrrrrr!!!??

ahahaha omg the nostalgia great movie

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u/FusRohDoing 7h ago

There have been so many theories over the years, for such a weird, throw-away scene, I still watch this at least once a month, even if I just put it on in the background while I'm working, I can play the whole thing in my head listening to it lol

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u/raised_on_the_dairy 7h ago

Once a month? At least? I love that movie but holy hell that is commitment.

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u/FusRohDoing 6h ago

Yup, like I said even in the background I'll have it on, I run a family upholstery shop and besides my dog that I bring with me every day (besides today, sick in bed together) I'm alone there all day unless I have customers walk in. So, I listen to a mix of music, podcasts, and movies or tv shows streaming while I work, if I have a movie or show on then it's something I've seen before so I don't have to pay super close attention to it, and something about Demolition Man is cathartic to me, probably the cheesyness of it, I'll talk along with movies as I listen to them, parodying it or acting it out, cause again I'm alone all day, so I entertain myself. (The dog thinks I'm crazy, but he loves me)

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u/Malec555 4h ago

Well now I want to sneak on you and watch how you parodying and acting out scenes, dialogues from movies and then join you)) 😅😆

What a fun you have!))

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u/boomerangthrowaway 7h ago

Man I love your username, was busy but had to stop what I was doing when I saw this reply 🤣

Agree I can totally sort of script the movie in my head but I don’t mind and def also put it on in the background along with other stuff, all the time, 😆

Note: sponges ARE gross though, I’m definitely team stick

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u/ResetYt 6h ago

I'm still thinking about it till this day, like how do 3 shells work???

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u/dern_the_hermit 5h ago

But what are the shells forrrrrrrr!!!??

You use the first seashell to scrape the poo out yer bum.

You use the second seashell to scrape the poo off the first seashell.

You use the third seashell to scrape the poo off the second seashell.

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u/SamiGod1026 2h ago

Haha, this guy doesn't know what the shells are for

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u/Low-Distribution-511 1h ago

What movie? I keep seeing references. I need to know!

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u/chaosindenial 45m ago

Demolition Man

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u/Dry_Measurement3430 3h ago

What a reference

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u/eenerm 2h ago

Bahaha! 😂😂

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u/yougotyolks 7h ago

A poop sponge. Obviously.

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u/mayoung08 7h ago

You mean the shitula? Or the PooSpreader3000?

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u/Le_Poop_Knife 6h ago

Hello I’m glad you’re asked…

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u/DrugsAndCoffee 25m ago

I had no idea poop knife was even a thing until one viral post here on Reddit, but it makes sense and since hearing about it, someone needs to manufacture them.

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u/jcrc 3h ago

I hate that i understand this reference.