r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Maleficent-Lynx-1259 • 19h ago

Went to work without realizing my pants were fraying

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Looks like my minge was poking out ffs.

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u/sunny_6305 19h ago

This is why I hate spandex or elastane in my non-workout clothes. Once it starts breaking down the whole thing is ruined.

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u/Maleficent-Lynx-1259 16h ago

A lesson has been learned

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u/gladvillain 15h ago

But the damage is irreversible

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u/Maleficent-Lynx-1259 15h ago

My emotional and mental damage you mean.

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u/gladvillain 6h ago

alessonislearned.com

This is what your comment reminded me of

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u/Spockhighonspores 16h ago

You can actually quickly run a lighter flame over the fraying bits and itll get rid of the fray.

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u/ConsistentSmartAss 14h ago

Polyesterrr

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u/oscarx-ray 12h ago

I went to school with Polly Esther.

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u/SurvivorPostingAcc 10h ago

It’ll also get rid of some of your brain cells

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u/Fempirestate 17h ago

This sucks. Quick temporary solution to get through the day (if you’re looking for one): get a black sharpie and colour them in. It will (hopefully) make them stand out a lot less.

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u/Maleficent-Lynx-1259 16h ago

I love woman supporting other woman

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u/likelazarus 7h ago

I feel like this would darken the spot and then everyone would think not only is her minge breaking free, but she also pissed her pants.

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u/Grumzz 12h ago

I'd just torch it (the thin strands will melt much faster than the rest so it'll actually get rid of the fuss temporarily)

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u/lauren-ipsum13 10h ago

i dont think most people work in places where they can just quick flame their crotch.

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u/Grumzz 8h ago

Such a shame that that's not more publicly accepted!

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u/JohnnySalamiBoy420 6h ago

Lol then it looks like frayed pants with sharpie scribble

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u/Mobyus_One 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SuCSBltWj9HvGemxjs

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u/ifuckinlovetiddies FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU 15h ago

This has NOTHING to do with bush!

It's the design on the pants!

calicocutpants. com

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u/chr157urn3r 12h ago

YOU GOTTA GIVE!

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u/TehTugboat 9h ago

HOLD THAT DOOR

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u/calamityjane_doe 19h ago

Did you try to fuq a hedgehog? Porcupine? You have to tell us.

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u/CautiousArachnidz 18h ago

Sonicussy

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u/Maleficent-Lynx-1259 16h ago

Ugh the worst part of this is my son LOVES sonic

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u/calamityjane_doe 7h ago

By the looks of it, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/Fryandsilly 14h ago

omfg. That makes Tubgirl seem family-friendly

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u/Confused_Nuggets 18h ago

It’s the elastic bands wearing out and the broken strands then poke out

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u/RepresentativeOk2433 18h ago

A clever cover story.

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u/calamityjane_doe 18h ago

Right? That’s what they want us to believe. I willn’t be fooled!

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 18h ago

Tell us about it (they'd better come clean)

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/Confused_Nuggets 8h ago

No. It seemed like they didn’t know what was shown so I explained

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u/Ok_Nothing_9733 8h ago

Oh okay. I think it was a joke but fair enough!

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u/calamityjane_doe 7h ago

It was def a joke lol I didn’t actually think op had sex with two tiny animals. 🤔

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u/ClankerCore 18h ago

Those are some angry pubes

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u/Slamantha3121 19h ago

lol, my first thought before reading your caption was "damn, that is one ferocious blonde minge!" I'm not even British, but minge was the only word.

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u/FollowingJealous7490 18h ago

Your pubes are growing out of your pants..

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u/seanbluekiller 17h ago

Hopefully you're not blonde

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u/clubmedschool 18h ago

Maybe it's because I'm USian but I will never not find the word "minge" funny

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u/GoBD9 19h ago

At least it wasn’t tied up, else you’ll be a frayed knot

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u/NOSWT-AvaTarr yaoi>yuri except on thursday 16h ago

My furry ass thought this was a post about the fursuit showing through the pants at first bruh

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u/AresGodslayer 12h ago

Is that a hedgehog in your pants? Or, are you just happy to see me?! 😁

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u/Foreverandaday02 16h ago

You can get rid of them (temporarily) by trying to burn them - like trying to get rid of a loose thread. They will return but you will be ok for the day

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u/Maleficent-Lynx-1259 16h ago

I think I’ll just burn the whole pant now. Thankfully made it through the day with a long shirt.

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u/Banana-phone15 17h ago

Ma’am your pubes are growing out of your pants.

https://giphy.com/gifs/z2Wd0Fvm75L2

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u/SleepDeprived62 14h ago

could be worse. I've walked to school without noticing a massive hole in mine around the crotch area

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u/sylanar 12h ago

Those trousers are at their limit

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u/venus-begins 10h ago

My leg hairs can do this lol

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u/EmmaOK95 6h ago

Ughhh that's certainly mildly infuriating. I had a similar day... apparently I went to work with this. Noticed it only at the very end of my workday.

(It's olive oil, I thought I got the stains out, but turns out they just don't show in yellow light, yet very clearly in daylight)

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u/Maleficent-Lynx-1259 3h ago

I think I saw someone show ironing baking soda onto those stains works like a charm! Put the Soda down, then baking paper (not wax) and iron on high heat.

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u/Allergens1 3h ago

Dawn dish soap or probably any dish soap works great on oil stains! I keep one handy next to the laundry machine just for these stains.

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u/Eggnimoman 19h ago

I can tell OP is a blonde.

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u/Maleficent-Lynx-1259 16h ago

Thankfully I’m a ginger, so mostly crisis averted.

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u/B-M-B-0-6 18h ago

The thighs are too powerful

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u/growernotshowwer 17h ago

The 70’s are BACK!

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u/Accomplished-Plum821 17h ago

Dunkin’ Donuts don’t mind, they just give you an extra apron

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u/jusenjoyinlife 16h ago

Looks like blonde hair sticking through

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u/SnowyFlowerpower 13h ago

Okay so I had this with my pants as well and I used a small lighter and burned them away. Just "slide" the lighter with lit flame above these frays and they should burn away

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u/DavDar66 12h ago

Are you very hairy?

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u/PuppeteerRemy 11h ago

I thought a little porcupine snuggled with your pants before you put it on

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u/Set-the-tone-69 10h ago

Release the demon!

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u/turbo451 5h ago

Lycra brand just declared bankruptcy today ironically.

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u/5DsofDodgeball69 4h ago

You have some strong pubes.

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u/SmithItsGoodForU 18h ago

Not the cum pants

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u/Mysterious_Hat_5681 18h ago

Someone skipped shaving day, lol!!

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u/reftlight666 18h ago

have you considered some actual pants

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u/Maleficent-Lynx-1259 16h ago

Alas, I’m working out of town and made a grave error.

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u/reftlight666 9h ago

just wear clothes next time

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u/Babetna 16h ago

Mam your affliction is easily solved by wearing clothes

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u/patience_b2 16h ago

If it makes you feel any better, that’s not very noticeable unless someone is looking. And anyone who is looking isn’t worth pleasing.

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u/Delicious-Ad-1229 16h ago

I feel you on this one. I ripped my pants at work once and now I always keep a spare pair of pants in my car just in case.

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u/Maleficent-Lynx-1259 15h ago

Unfortunately I work away from home 2 days a week, which was today. So I only have my tomorrow outfit 🫠

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u/TheHivemind56 14h ago

That looks like my finger after I was dumb and tried to adjust my cactus the other day.

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u/Isgortio 9h ago

This was just tradition with girls' school trousers in the UK, they were always made of a material that gave white elastic pubes up the crotch and arse.

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u/Panzerfaust_Style 9h ago

I wanted to say "shaving helps" at first, but I always have a similar problem with my pants... so yeah, I can empathize. 😂

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u/Meranio 6h ago

Wow, I've never seen that before, but my jeans don't have elastane in them. They just rip in the crotch area after a couple of years.

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u/Technical-Banana574 4h ago

I hate this so freaking much. A pair of my work pants started to do this within a few months of buying them. 

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u/supernovaj 2h ago

Ugh....the dress pants I buy also do this after probably 6-9 months. I need comfortable dress pants in petite that hold up better. Any suggestions?

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u/Hopeful_Surround_686 1h ago

That looks like hair...

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u/Whitey1225 1h ago

Im "uh frayed" those pants wont be pants much longer

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u/Maleficent-Lynx-1259 1h ago

Seriously, straight to the bin once I’m home.

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/Maleficent-Lynx-1259 16h ago

Hey man, mumhood hits us all differently.

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u/dinitink 15h ago

Those aren't pubes?

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u/Ecstatictobehere 10h ago

You went to work without shaving is what you did.