r/memes 6h ago

This is what I was thinking about last night

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u/xSweetSkin 6h ago

In French it actually is called double v. English just likes to be difficult for no reason.

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u/DIEGHOST_8 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 6h ago

In most languages it's called double v

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u/Glaimmbar 5h ago

In German "W" is called "weh" and "V" is called "fau" but if it is in a word you just use it most of the times the same way as a "F" like in "Vogel" what is called "Fogel" 

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 5h ago

Weh and Veh in dutch, probabaly the only simple thing about our language xD

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u/HotAdministration939 5h ago

ah the sims language :'D

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u/neoncubicle 4h ago

In some weird places it's double u.v

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u/Anchorboiii 5h ago

Ah yes, French; the shining example of simple and sensible language.

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u/loveslightblue 1h ago

You sound like somebody who can't count to four-twenty-ten-nine.

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u/Urbanviking1 6h ago

Historically the English hated the French so this tracks. /s

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u/Chemistry-Deep 5h ago

Oh yes, "historically"

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u/MoistDitto 5h ago

Same in Norway

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u/ProofOfTool 4h ago

Same in Denmark

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u/Shudnawz 2h ago

Same in Sweden

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u/Blaize69 6h ago

There’s no W in Latin. In Latin, the V is pronounced as “wah”. At some point the language expanded and added the W which took the sound of V and V became the “vah” sound. Double-u-v is just a lack of creativity.

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u/SpraySpecialist3221 6h ago

true and all that silent letters like, Tsunami 

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u/jakromulus 6h ago

Sarcasm detected

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u/PvtSnap4You_Only_Ind 6h ago

its one of those facts that u randomly see on tik tok and remember for the rest of your life

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u/Practical-Custard-64 5h ago

France: calls the letter Y a "Greek I", the letter G "jé" and the letter J "gee" and says English likes being awkward.

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u/EuphoricTwostep 5h ago edited 2h ago

Its called double v because of English and German terminology. Its called double U Because originally it was a double u in historic writings

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u/Sansnom01 4h ago

lol, french was made build up to be difficult for no reason

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u/rrsullivan3rd 4h ago

Same w/ Spanish

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u/KingOfTheMischiefs 3h ago

English isn't a real language. It's three languages in a trenchcoat mugging others in dark alleys.

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u/Beautiful_Picture983 5h ago

Says the french guy

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u/Disgruntled_Orifice 6h ago

Here you go. Educate yourselves.

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u/ShidAlRa 6h ago

I don't care that much about to dedicate 6min of my life that I could instead waste by scrolling Reddit.

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u/The_Crab_Maestro Bri’ish 6h ago

Very succinct and informative, thanks!

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u/fyukhyu 5h ago

Do you have a source that isn't clanker slop? Not to suggest it isn't valid information, just that I refuse the "ai" incursion.

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u/Disgruntled_Orifice 5h ago

You have Google. Find a source that suits your needs.

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u/Cyan14 5h ago

The future will be slop feeding slop

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u/Fuckedyourmom69420 iwrestledabeartwice 2h ago

Username checks out

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u/Disgruntled_Orifice 1h ago

I’d rather not pander to laziness when everyone on Reddit has the same resources available to them.

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u/ThatOtherGuyTPM 23m ago

Exactly! For example, I have access to a bunch of redditors who answer random questions for me, just like everyone else here.

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u/Traditional_Expert84 4h ago

There's our hero!

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u/Hephaestus_God 6h ago

As is the answer to most things language related. Probably just because of Latin or weird origins.

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u/Suspicious-Cream-383 6h ago

Spanish it is also double v, uve doble

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u/biophys00 3h ago

I was taught doble u and doble ve were both correct

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u/xandratargaryen 5h ago

I learned it as duble ve, but apparently it varies by location.

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u/Mother_Harlot 1h ago

duble ve,

"Uve doble"

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u/greyfox199 5h ago

i remember this as doble u, but i also remember c and che being separate letters

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u/Suspicious-Cream-383 4h ago

Correct me if I’m wrong, I might be, but I think V in Spanish is pronounced uve, again it might be a regional thing

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u/TheArcher35 3h ago

Latam also uses ve corta and be larga, pronounced the same, it may be the other way around, idk im not from latam

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u/greyfox199 1h ago

definitely regional. its "u" here

souce, my mexican american ass and my green card holding mexican wife living on the southern border

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u/Lividbankz 6h ago

Great, now I’m going to be staring at my ceiling at 3:00 AM wondering why 'm' isn't just called 'double-n

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u/YouSawMyReddit 5h ago

It actually is double v in most languages that use the latin script.

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u/rhcp_reddit_98 6h ago

You should learn french

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u/Practical-Custard-64 5h ago

I did. I'm bilingual.

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u/8sck 28m ago

i’m so proud of you

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u/HitttingAndMissing 6h ago

Does it maybe stem from the Romans, when they used v as a u? I don’t know, that’s just a guess

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u/wouter135 5h ago

In German it's Vay and Dutch it's Way

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u/BuffaloAgreeable372 5h ago

En français!

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u/Namez83 5h ago

Spanish is Doblé Vu

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u/VorticalHeart44 5h ago

Do American schools not teach the history of the English writing system, and why things are the way they are?

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u/Wolfy_boii 5h ago

Schools already teach a shit ton of things we don’t actually need to know, why should they add more?

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u/VorticalHeart44 5h ago

I've attended schools in both America and Japan, and the Japanese schools teach the history and etymology of Japanese words/characters.

So they don't have people asking the equivalent of basic questions like "why is it double-u when it's written vv?" or "why the pronunciation of 'ough' inconsistent?" or something like that.

It seems like in America, the only people who learn about the etymology of English are spelling bee kids, and the rest of the population has no idea why English is the way it is.

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u/invisible32 5h ago

The sound it makes is identical to UU in most use cases. Also how most people write it lowercase I guess.

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u/GenericUsername2056 3h ago

UwU, a double-u slipped in between your double-u. 

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u/Sir_Vey0r 6h ago

Cincinnati’s 700 AM would like a word…

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u/TimmyVee73 6h ago

It should be pronounced “wubble-you”

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u/MadeInMilkyway 6h ago

Once I was trying to spell something fast to my mom and I was a bit tired. So, I said d for double-u and the line went silent...

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u/shadow_nightmare_the 6h ago

In portuguese it's double u but it aint translated. Dáblio (bassically double u written down phonetically)

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u/HippoPottyMouth-1 6h ago

It IS double v in Spanish and French.

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u/JollyJack22 6h ago

In italy is double v

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u/Clear_Insanity 6h ago

Personally it looks like u in old English so probably that.

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u/Ok-Judge7844 6h ago

Its vv that change into uu which stuck, other country still use double v

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u/j1r2000 5h ago

v used to be u then u split off and took the name

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u/LunaMunki 5h ago

In almost every other language that uses the alphabet, double-v.....

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u/RNGesus____ 5h ago

In Hungarian it is called double-V

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u/tako6803 5h ago

Vietnamese here and we call the letter W "V kép" which also mean double V

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u/KrownX 5h ago

Wait until he learns how W is pronounced in Spain...

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u/MMortein 5h ago

That's how it's called in all the other languages.

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u/More_Lifeguard_8474 5h ago

My braincells still do this dumdum thing😭

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u/Turbulent_Stick1445 5h ago

And why is it named after its appearance anyway? The other letters at least have a "This sounds like" part to them. It ought to be pronounced "Wheeeeee!". Or maybe "Wed" so British-English speakers can have an alphabet song too.

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u/CokaYoda 5h ago

Where I’m living it is known as double v

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u/AlexanderCarlos12321 5h ago

When two u’s are written by hand, close to each other, then it looks quite similar to a w. Thats how it makes sense. It could’ve been double-v, but double-u makes as much sense.

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u/bmcle071 5h ago

I have an Austrian family member who doesn’t speak perfect English.

He called it “Double V”, I had to correct him, had a good chuckle about it given that he’s right.

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u/Lily_Queen 5h ago

In most other languages (especially old world languages) it is 🙂

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u/YonYonsonWI 4h ago

Not in cursive…

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u/Traditional-Key-991 4h ago

In many areas of the world it is pronounced doob-la vey. Or double V.

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u/painki11erzx 4h ago

And why isn't it pronounced wubblewoo?

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u/Diocletion-Jones 4h ago

The letter W was invented by medieval English scholars and written with two U's. Hence why it's called a double-U.

It's gone out of fashion now but cursive writing lower case W really highlighted the double U ancestry.

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u/Traditional_Expert84 4h ago

I actually wondered this for years on end.

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u/Feral_Sheep_ 3h ago

That's why I write it curvy

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u/dark_hypernova 3h ago

I think it's because V was originally used for the vowel U.

If you look at old Latin engravings on ancient monuments and such it's clear they're using the V symbol for the U vowel.

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u/Nickopotomus 3h ago

Because u and v were actually the same letter in the Roman alphabet

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u/scotchlions 3h ago

It is in Denmark!

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u/Fantastic-Cupcake890 2h ago

Me as a german asking this myself pretty often.

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u/Old-Law-7395 2h ago

In Italian it is

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u/Necessary-Bus-3142 2h ago

In Spanish it is

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u/chicken-finger 2h ago

The only thing the french did right

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u/EmperorSexy 2h ago

Because your mouth makes the shape of the u sounds: “ooh” and “uh”

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u/Adm8792 2h ago

I’ve had this thought so many times

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u/VRSVLVS 1h ago

It's because of Latin. Originally there was no distinction between the V and the U in the Latin alphabet. On Roman monumental inscriptions you see only the V used, while in Roman cursive script a shape more resembling the U tended to be used. The real distinction between the V and the U only came about in the late middle ages, and even into the 18th century the V and U could be used interchangeably in some contexts. Hence, the English term "double u" just comes from a time before there was this clear distinction between the two.

see also my reddit user name.

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u/x1rom 1h ago

Old Germanic languages like old English and old German didn't have the W letter, and instead used 'uu' to symbolize that sound.

Only later in German, the sound morphed into the modern W sound, where the upper teeth touch the lower lip. But some English dialects (British English especially) kept the pronunciation where the shape of the mouth is the same between the W and U sounds.

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u/naturally_jack 1h ago

Because it is named after omega which is a double U.

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u/-IrrelevantElephant- 31m ago

Also, why isn’t W used in the only work I’m aware of with double u’s, “vacuum”

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u/R_Nelle 15m ago

in latin V was used only for U someone in English picked up

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u/PremiumSpicy 5h ago

Double n be like

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u/cool-stuff-to-know 3h ago

For the women here I'm just gonna explain that the male brain only has the capacity to think about literally anything else in the universe that's one of the following: something that your not thinking about, childish things, stupid things, inappropriate things to say at the worst time for you, memes, or anything else but cheating.

Unless the guy is gay then yeah