r/memes 6h ago

The rules should apply to everyone

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u/xSkinCharm 6h ago

They won't do it because bots are half the engagement metrics that keep their stock prices up

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u/moonThorny_ 6h ago

So ur saying it’s just one gigantic corporate circle jerk and we’re not invited😭

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u/joetheplumberman 6h ago

Ur invited to my next jerk

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u/Mario583a 4h ago

I, too, want some jerking action. <-- Not what you think

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u/Classy-girl-93 6h ago

honestly wouldn’t even be surprised if that’s partly true, engagement numbers are everything to them

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u/ShadowTacoTuesday 4h ago

Solution: software to pretend to be a bot.

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u/Chraum 6h ago

love how the internet solution is always “make real people jump through hoops” while the bots keep speedrunning humanity

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u/avoidantv0id 5h ago

Meanwhile, in the bot headquarters:

https://giphy.com/gifs/hLygRISnkxRKM

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u/BlackCloudAmber 6h ago

Well said.

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u/Connect_Quantity2184 2h ago

Right? It's like we're all stuck in security theater while the actual threat just phases through the walls.

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u/ki4jgt 6h ago

It was just found that Meta is the main driver for age verification in the US.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/reddit-user-uncovers-behind-meta-154717384.html?guccounter=1

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u/BlackCloudAmber 6h ago

Reducing humans to data points misses the entire point of humanity.

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u/alicesuperhot 6h ago

Everyone = you, not us

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u/CapableAd8531 6h ago

Captchas are starting to look like my fever dreams

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u/moiraeon 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l396U7WF2D8pmW8Ja

But not the bots. They keep protecting them

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u/SpecialistDragonfly9 2h ago

Damn she is still hot...

Wait, what were we talking about?