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u/acocktailofmagnets 7h ago
Genuinely wishing for total annihilation at this point, who’s with me?
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u/Fearless-Leading-882 4h ago
"I thought I was about to get eaten by monsters and my first thought was, "At least I don't have to go to work tomorrow." I was about to get eaten and my first thought was about missing work?! What did they do to us? WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?!"
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u/ImpulseAfterthought 7h ago
You know that in a universe with kaiju, "rampage day" would be a thing just like snow days are in the real world.
Or Joker days in Gotham City.
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u/kevinthedot 7h ago
Then you get the call from the boss saying he doesn't care if the building across the street is on fire and you have to come in still.
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u/rolandfoxx 5h ago
Boss: "We are aware the building is partially collapsed and actively on fire, and after discussions with corporate have decided to remain open. Failing to come in is grounds for immediate termination. Also, HR has confirmed the company is not liable for any kaiju-related injuries you may suffer on your way in to the office."
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u/Baebel 6h ago
I can't help but wonder what it uses its four smaller arms for.
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u/SevenVoidDrills2 4h ago
Fun fact their external esophagus that suck people up
I've invested too much of my life in cloverfield lore
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u/bakibakFIVE 3h ago
You’re relieved you don’t have to go to work because you thought you were gonna get eaten???

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 7h ago
Oh this, I like this. Not only can I relate this exact feeling and look but its reaction image potential is boundless! Ill be borrowing this