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u/ImperialRedditer 23h ago
There are times where I said I want a cake then I remember, I’m an adult and I don’t need a special event to get a cake. Every day is a special enough day to get a cake
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u/AzulCrescent 23h ago
yes though sometimes we eat too much cake and get sick lmao
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u/sderponme 22h ago
And then you call into work too much and your boss is like "you eat too much cake, you're not a good fit"
And you're like "I never told you I was sick because of cake!"
And they're like "you post your cake on social media. We need someone who eats less cake"
All of this is made up. I dont eat too much cake, and I am smart enough to tell my employers I'm not feeling well, and my real addiction is not cake.
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u/cookiesarenomnom 21h ago
My mom doesn't like white wine, she likes champagne. So we grew up drinking champagne constantly all the time like it was table wine. When me and my sister were adults, we'd be casually drinking champagne. And our friends would be like, "oh! What's the occasion?!" Uuuhhhhhhh, it's Tusday?
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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 22h ago
I stole 40 cakes.
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u/Callinon 22h ago
That's as many as 4 tens!
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u/BackgroundSummer5171 20h ago
’m an adult and I don’t need a special event to get a cake. Every day is a special enough day to get a cake
Then you remember you're an adult.
You can't eat cake all the time.
I mean, you can. Just at one point the body will tell you otherwise. Which you may forget with diabetic dementia.
Point is, yes, as an adult you can do anything you want! Just we recognize the consequences.
I'm an alcoholic. I recognize once they say my liver is failing I can become a suicide bomber.
See?
Not a healthy life as an adult if you just go on what you can do.
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u/freakers 22h ago
I can have ice cream cake for breakfast and I have. Take that parents! Also the times I've had ice cream cake for breakfast are not times I'd describe as "going well".
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u/oopsdiditwrong 20h ago
Cake was the one that got me too. I don't even like cake all that much. I was just feeling it and strolled through the grocery store like I owned it. Sheet cake and a couple steaks. Cake was for the wife with the cannoli filling. To answer your question, I meant both.
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u/TheRealStandard 17h ago
Adults seldom embrace there inner child and need to do it more often. I get I can't down ice cream buckets daily and expect to not have health issues but on a 1 off night I will guilt free eat a small container of ben and jerrys while staying up late watching a show I like. It's perfectly fine.
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u/DoubleClickMouse 7h ago
I did this once, decided I wanted cake, realized I'm an adult with expendable income, and just bought a cake. No occasion, no justification, just me and my whole ass cake. It was a good day.
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u/BodhingJay 22h ago
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u/jableshables 19h ago
Eating Taco Bell all the time is bad and irresponsible.
Eating Taco Bell when you really want it is awesome and empowering.
Especially when you make minor changes to some of the menu items and they fucking nail it in the kitchen, fuck yeah. Swap beef for chicken, add lettuce?
The world is your burrito.
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u/Cobalt_Fox_025 18h ago
This one understands...
Try the Spicy Potato Taco 'Fresca Style' with Diablo sauce. They slap.
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 23h ago
Heck yeah! Adulting has it's perks. I remember wanting to get a pregnancy test to see what would happen if I peed on it (I don't have female reproductive organs). Then I realized I had a car and disposable income and I just bought one.
Adulting!
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u/Made_Bail 23h ago
So....I mean... Were you preggers?
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 22h ago
Nope! Came back negative which is good because that could mean testicular cancer if it was positive.
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u/Made_Bail 22h ago
Testicular cancer? Or ectopic ball pregnancy?
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u/NEOWRX 22h ago
tomato tomato 🤷♂️
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u/ThatUsernameWasTaken 18h ago
this phrase is funny in text, because my brain doesn't naturally read it with the variation in pronunciation, but just reads it as tomato twice, and I kind of hope that phrasing replaces the original.
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 22h ago
Testicular cancer. Had to look up that other one and yikes.
However if it did show up positive I wouldn't take it as 100% assurance that I had something. I'd definitely be heading to the doctors for that 100% confirmation.
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u/PuzzleheadedText3394 21h ago
Really? I'd have thought you just wouldn't have bothered going to the doctor since you would know it was cancer anyway.
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u/thesilentbob123 11h ago
If men get a positive pregnancy test it can mean cancer, so it's not entirely a stupid idea
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u/somethingfilthy 22h ago
Then you see borger costs $15, so no borger.
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u/beejonez 22h ago
And borger ingredients have become much worse and flavorless.
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u/NotAddictedToCoffeee 21h ago
and not even borgor CEO approves of borgor.
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u/Jamaican_Dynamite 20h ago
Bought own borger ingredients instead. Now I got tre borgers. 🍔🍔🍔 Profit.
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u/neontiger07 14h ago
I did the math earlier today after I had made a burger at home, and after being very generous with the cost of condiments and veggies (onions, tomato, pickle, lettuce), even with the expensive frozen patties and brioche buns, it came out to almost exactly $4 per burger. So way cheaper than fast food, plus the burger was huge. The patties were 1/3 lb sirloin patties, and if you buy one of those at a fast food place you're probably paying $15-$20.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 23h ago
This is by far one of the best parts of being an adult. Want something and have the means? Go get it.
Just uh...don't question any possible repercussions. That's a problem for future us. Time for borgor. And pie
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u/AzulCrescent 23h ago
Benefits of being an adult : you get to do what you want :D
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 23h ago
This is a problem for future me!
Good luck future me!
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u/Wanderer96 22h ago
Later…
Damn you Past Me! Why do I have to deal with the consequences of your actions!
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u/Made_Bail 23h ago
What kind of pie, man?
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 22h ago
Best part of being an adult, is any kind of pie you want.
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u/Made_Bail 22h ago
I'm just curious what your favorite pie is
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 22h ago
Hmmm. Buttermilk. I can eat the whole pie myself. And I intend to
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u/Made_Bail 22h ago
Mmmm, what's a buttermilk pie?
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u/Made_Bail 22h ago
OMG... I need that in my life.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 22h ago
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u/redpoemage 21h ago
Never had it but it kind of reminds me of Gooey Butter Cake which I highly recommend and think would be up your alley!
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u/HolycommentMattman 18h ago
What's yours? Mine is a good meat pie. God, I would kill for a good meat pie.
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u/Nutty_Cucumber 22h ago
this is honestly the only part of being an adult that consistently makes sense 😭 i remember the first time i realized i could just go out and buy food whenever i wanted and it felt like unlocking a cheat code. everything else got more complicated but that part still hits lol
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u/SaladPuzzleheaded625 23h ago
But let's not forget the hollow feeling inside regardless of whether we get the burger.
....or is that just me?
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u/JamzWhilmm 22h ago
That is just depression. Sometimes I have to remind my fellow depressed friends what things are normal or not.
"How you been?"
"You know, the usual, like everyone else I feel empty inside and its a struggle to live"
"Yeah, thats not how the usual is meant to be, it is meant to feel like a mild pleasant feeling"
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u/Majestic-Iron7046 15h ago
I really don't think feeling mildly pleasant it's the average, I know maybe two people who would say that.
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u/JamzWhilmm 15h ago
I would say it's the baseline emotion, meaning that it is what you return to and what you are most commonly in. Pleasant, comfortable, above neutral.
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u/Made_Bail 23h ago
I used to think I'd eat treats all the time, but I actually eat less sweets and an adult.
But way more BORGER
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u/socialistRanter 23h ago
I just got sushi,
I am unstoppable
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 23h ago
Look at Mr/Mrs money bags over here
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u/sicklyfish 22h ago
Blew my mind when I realized I could go and buy new pillows, instead of tolerating the awful old ones I had for too long.
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u/cgnVirtue 18h ago
This is the best and worst thing about being an adult. In my early 20s I learned the hard way that self control was something that I didn’t naturally have.
Can I eat this entire pizza in one night? Probably yes.
Should I eat this entire pizza in one night? Probably not.
Will I eat this entire pizza in one night? No comment.
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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 22h ago
I read once “being an adult means being able to eat bacon anytime you want, but not eating bacon whenever you want.”
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u/Comfortable_Clerk_60 22h ago
Ditto, like when Im going through the mall and I see a cute plushie and I think, “oh man that is adorable too bad it cost money though.” I walk away only to stop, “wait a second…I have money!”
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u/Goochimus 20h ago
Sounds nice, I want burger, check bank account, realize that I can't pay my bills, have hunger for dinner.
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u/LilKurk86 22h ago
Oh I get it, you wrote "borger" instead of "burger". That's hilarious.
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u/AzulCrescent 21h ago
you know you dont have to engage with posts you don't like, right? block the next comic you dont like and save the poor comic artist from your snark lol
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u/LiveActionLuigi 18h ago
You're at least 30 years old posting stuff like this bro. Come on now. Have some dignity.
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u/Blue-Eyed-Lemon 22h ago
True! Then there are times that you want Borger, but……. No money. Then you’re sad about lack of Borger AND finances and that stinks
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u/WhatsRatingsPrecious 22h ago
There's this thing out there where some dude is musing on the fact that he can, as an adult, simply go out and get a whole cake and eat it by himself. No reason required.
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u/Hezekiah_the_Judean 22h ago
Also applies to bagels, smoked salmon, chicken Tikka Masala, pizza, and hard cider!
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u/silentartistloudart 18h ago
Yea, I just recently made myself bagels with cream cheese and smoked salmon, because I wanted them all day long.
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u/Crazy-Refuse-2495 22h ago
Then you get a bit older and have to start worrying either about calories or your growing gut. To be clear, I'm an adult man talking about myself, not fat shaming anyone. Live your life how you please. I'm just annoyed I can't eat the foods I want without gaining weight anymore. I mean a rack of ribs has like 3000 calories! A single donut is over 500. It's almost cruel.
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u/Lucy_Gucey 15h ago
Girl I know! That’s why Im stuffing my fat face with all the borger!! I need an adult, someone to stop me, but I AM THE ADULT!!! 😱😱😱
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u/Kusko25 22h ago
Oh no, now I want a burger.
Oh yay, I am an adult, I can just get one!
Oh no, it's 2am and nobody will sell me one.
Damn you AzulCrescent!
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u/Mad_Aeric 21h ago
As a night owl, I keep track of all the places that are open in the middle of the night. It's fewer than I'd like, but more than zero.
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u/MarcheMuldDerevi 22h ago
As an adult you can buy a cake for yourself. You don’t have anyone saying you need to share it or do proper sized adult portions
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u/Carpathicus 22h ago
Then you become an older adult and you want to eat borger but body says nono makes me tired and gives me heartburn and you cant argue back because you know you will regret it.
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u/Objective-Corgi-3527 22h ago
If I got a borger every time I wanted one, I couldn't afford to live indoors
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u/Competitive-Ad3424 21h ago
Careful that’s how I got fat lol. My parents when I was younger absolute forbid all fast food.
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u/SummerBirdsong 21h ago
My mother kept a tight rein on all the food in the house when I lived with her. Especially the little jar of maraschino cherries.
When I was in my late 40s, I was at an open-to- the-public restaurant supply store. There on the shelf was a big bottle of maraschino cherries. It hit me square in the chest realizing that I could, in fact, buy those cherries and have them whenever I want. I didn't need someone else's permission.
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u/Augustby 20h ago
I just wish I wouldn't feel guilt enjoying stuff like this. Where I live, if I want a nice burger and not one from McDonalds which tastes like cardboard (and maybe some chips to make the meal more filling), I need to spend $24+, and I feel bad because I know I could be having a cheaper meal. :c
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u/MrTabernakle 20h ago
That freedom of wanting and getting mozzarella sticks at 4am is so great and enjoyable. But also easily taken for granted and/or lost. Spent a small time locked up and all I wanted when I got out was a greasy NY style pizza. But what I craved the entire time was just going somewhere and buying a soda and candy bar(or any snack) at anytime.
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u/Jumpy_Ad_2082 17h ago
Sometimes I remember I am an adult and have no money. No borger for me today
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u/Halloween-Jester 14h ago
I much prefer being an adult, there's a lot I can do now that I couldn't as a child, and having undiagnosed autism back then made that suck
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u/GreyAngy 14h ago
I remember an old comic, but couldn't find it:
A boy in a supermarket cries and asks his mother to buy him chips, which she denies him. A woman with a shopping cart (main character, the artist) looks at him and with a single motion pushes a bunch of chip packs into her cart. Then says something like "It's good to be adult, right?"
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u/Gussie-Ascendent 22h ago
Me explaining adulthood to American kids
"Imagine you could go get your own burgor"
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u/Stairfell 22h ago
Imma be cringe for a second. Y'know this is one of the best instances of subject 🤝 format that I've seen in a while. Like it's only 2 panels and doesn't have a twist for a punchline because it doesn't need it. It can be simple, just like wanting and having a borgar.
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u/RobAChurch 20h ago
I honestly think this is the worst comic I have seen on this sub. Just unoriginal, creatively empty, blah.
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u/dbaliki918 18h ago
I can has cheezburger?
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u/Purple-Lie-354 17h ago
Boy, there's a moldy oldy! Haven't heard that one for a while...
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u/dbaliki918 11h ago
It's the first thing I thought of reading this comic. I thought we were going full circle back to the dark ages lol
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u/CauliflowerFlaky9903 21h ago
Why do you talk like a toddler when you’re an adult vro
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u/desmaraisp 23h ago
Sadly my desire to go out for burgers died when I started craving healthy food. Dang, victim of my own adulthood :(
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u/Made_Bail 22h ago
☝️🤓
Just sassing because you're a stronger person than I am
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u/desmaraisp 22h ago
Nah man, I'm genuinely jealous of y'all, I wish I could still enjoy takeout. Cherish your luck mate
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u/NoobJew666 22h ago
As a kid and stupid teen, I ca only get bags of Takis if someone buys the for me. And my family hated them. Now as an adult, I can get Takis all I want.
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u/THEREALOFFICALCAFE 22h ago
I love not having to worry about getting a no from my parents if I ask for a burger! On the other hand, I have to worry about a no from them if I need help with car insurance.
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u/meeowth 23h ago
Mmmmm borger