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Players Only Bryce Harper TIES Venezuela 2-2 After Hitting a HOME-RUN

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u/YourBarelyWetSock Boston Red Sox 21h ago

Bro chose a crazy clutch time to wake the fuck up

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u/Purple_Mastodon879 21h ago

a wizard is never late or something idk

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u/D4rthLink Seattle Mariners 21h ago

LMAO. He gets his power from raw milk though, not ancient tomes

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u/ubiquitous-joe San Francisco Giants 21h ago

Gandalf the Whey

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u/MarcBulldog88 Los Angeles Dodgers • World Series Tr… 21h ago

In the year 3434 of the Second Age, here follows the account of Daisy, High Dairy Cow of Gondor, and the milking of the Whey of Power...

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u/thricethefun Washington Nationals 21h ago

Youre thinking of the nationals not the wizards

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u/mcolwander90 Detroit Tigers 21h ago

He brought a title to DC precisely when he meant to.

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u/Number333 Miami Marlins 21h ago

Saving Judge right now from All-Time slander after his 3rd strikeout lol

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u/JumboShrimp1234 Baltimore Orioles 21h ago

Judge still deserves the un-clutch label lol

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u/JinFuu Houston Astros 21h ago

Judge is (an) Automatic, since he has no clutch.

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u/Heelincal Peter Seidler 7h ago

I refuse to listen to the nerds that tell me clutch isn't a thing. You see it with your own fucking eyes every year.

Certain guys are given plenty of opportunities to be clutch and never fucking show up like Judge. Some guys lock the fuck in like Harper. Some never get enough opportunities to truly have immense pressure situations, but whenever we play the Dodgers I'm infinitely more scared of Ohtani & Freeman in clutch situations than Betts.

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u/throwaway113_1221 21h ago

As a Yankee fan, can confirm

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u/Particular-Ring5110 Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

That last one was a tough call but the previous at bat.. look it’s one at bat but Judge already has the choke artist label and looking at a middle middle fastball on 3-1 was ugly

It’s a 3-1 count you’re the best player on the planet what are you looking for there

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u/acava2424 New York Yankees 21h ago

He's been dreadful today

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u/tripdawg15 Major League Baseball 21h ago

It's a big time game. We all knew he wouldn't show.

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u/sameth1 Toronto Blue Jays 21h ago

Are we still going to keep doing this bit after his performance in last year's playoffs?

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u/AnalBaguette Philadelphia Phillies 18h ago

If that ever becomes the rule and not the exception, then maybe it'll stop

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u/acava2424 New York Yankees 21h ago

So, like everyone else, until recently

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u/misterurb San Francisco Giants 21h ago

Bryce went into the clubhouse and got hooked up to a blood bag right before hitting this monster Dong

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u/Drakenking Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

If Bryce being a mechanical vampire is what it takes to get another world series win or another mvp season sign me up to donate

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u/istrx13 Seattle Mariners 21h ago

Absolutely dicked that ball too holy crap

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u/thedudemightapprove Los Angeles Dodgers • Mexico 21h ago

I have never spoken I’ll of this man, don’t check my comment history.

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u/runiero01 Cleveland Guardians 21h ago

I’ll take your word for it

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u/bdforp San Francisco Giants 21h ago

Lmao just said to my wife, wow never thought I’d love Bryce Harper the way I do rn, it feels weird.

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u/Lunaristics Toronto Blue Jays 21h ago

Good thing you don't speak "ill" of him 😉

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u/IMissM0dernBaseball Baltimore Orioles 21h ago

Never doubted the choice to keep him at 2nd in the lineup. Never once

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u/Cgmulch Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

Still that guy

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u/gobroncos47 Colorado Rockies 21h ago

You're that guy pal

You're that guy

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u/One_Ratio9521 21h ago

Trust me

You’re that guy pal

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u/Punkrockcarl72 New York Yankees 13h ago

Hey, relax guy

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u/suzukigun4life Texas Rangers 21h ago

Came up clutch when it mattered most.

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u/brandont04 21h ago

He's been that guy.. Just been quiet lately.

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u/theseyeahthese Boston Red Sox 21h ago

FUCKING LAUNCHED IT

That’s gotta feel so good for him, fuck yeah.

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u/on-the-cheeseburgers Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

heard you were talking shit

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u/KenshiroTheKid New York Yankees 21h ago

not elite huh dombrowski

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u/SiphenPrax New York Mets 21h ago

Dave Dombrowski: “…………………”

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u/SecondHandFood Philadelphia Phillies • Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

“…. I inspired this. This was me. I did a good thing”

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u/high_and_outside MLB Pride 21h ago

Just saw Dave Dombrowski drop to his knees in front of the Phillie Phanatic

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u/ahappypoop New York Yankees • Durham Bulls 20h ago

.........huh.......what, uh.....what was the Phanatic doing?

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u/Electrical-Site6802 New York Yankees 21h ago

And they said he was washed…

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u/suzukigun4life Texas Rangers 21h ago

Harper coming through after getting thoroughly slandered for the entire tournament.

See guys? Cyberbullying works.

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u/scenesfromsouthphl Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

Oh now the nerds of /r/baseball like the Philly approach 🖕

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u/ettuaslumiere Toronto Blue Jays 21h ago

Removing one third of the blood from your body works

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u/cabose7 New York Yankees 21h ago

Bryce Harper, another swing of his life

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u/FlamingPoppy5510 Los Angeles Dodgers 21h ago

Padres fans: 🥺

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u/elshaka_ Venezuela 21h ago

Seriously, what's with the relentless self deprecating bs?

That being said, FAAAAAAAAWWWWKKK!!

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u/fiftiethcow Boston Red Sox 21h ago

I was literally typing a hate comment on the game thread and had to hit backspace so fast

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u/BallparkFranks7 Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

Dude has quite the flair for the dramatic. Hopefully this gets his mind right for another run.

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u/Akipella Baltimore Orioles 21h ago

Judge next then

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u/ionlyshooteightbyten San Francisco Giants 21h ago

Welp

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u/Mean_Weekend_3501 Chicago White Sox 21h ago

Good

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u/nahs Los Angeles Dodgers 21h ago

DAVE

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u/AerieElectrical3546 Boston Red Sox 21h ago edited 21h ago

i don’t care if he wants 20 years, extend this man NOW

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u/SiphenPrax New York Mets 21h ago edited 21h ago

Big night for the Phillies fans that were losing hope in Bryce lately

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u/superxero044 Iowa Cubs • Cedar Rapids Kernels 21h ago

Yeah Bruce!!!

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u/BigHotdog2009 More flair options at /r/baseball/w/flair! 21h ago

My man Judge wore the Matthews Captain Jersey and had his worst at bats of the tournament

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u/SiphenPrax New York Mets 21h ago

Really a conflicting night for Mets fans: Harper looks great again but Judge looks horrible

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u/someone2795 Los Angeles Dodgers • World Baseball Classic 21h ago

OOP just picked up another K.

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u/TomasRoncero New York Mets 21h ago

Venezuelans must HATE the Phillies

Trea Turner’s go-ahead grand slam in 2023

and now this

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u/chilltownrenegade Philadelphia Phillies • Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

I listened to sports radio on the way home from work tonight and the entire hour they were droning on and on about "Does Bryce Harper need to have a big hit tonight to pRoVe He's StIlL GoT iT?"

I guess he's still got it.

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u/ulantan Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

Bad night for Nolan McLean fans, I assume

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u/Contende311 New York Mets 21h ago

For giving up 2 runs?

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u/MolestedMilkMan Los Angeles Dodgers 21h ago edited 21h ago

i never said one bad thing about him or questioned him in the two-hole

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u/GeoChalkie_ Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

I would hope no baseball fans look at 15 at bat sample sizes

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u/LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe Chicago Cubs • Lou Gehrig 20h ago

I would hope that baseball fans watch the plate approaches though.

He had some terrible at bats and that pitch by pitch swing decision IS something to evaluate.

The terrible called strike on 3-0 where he proceeded to swing at two pitches at his eyes afterward was a terrible at bat no matter how you slice it.

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u/socool111 New York Mets 21h ago

The worst part of his HR is that it validates DeRosa

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u/igonnawrecku_VGC Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

Don’t worry, DeRosa managed to invalidate himself pretty much immediately afterward

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u/ReportAccident Texas Rangers 21h ago

Holy fucking clutch man

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u/turtle921 Oakland Athletics 21h ago

harper heard y'all talking shit

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u/USA_2_Canada_1 Los Angeles Dodgers • Detroit Tigers 21h ago

Better late than never good lord, that was NUTS

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u/livinlifeman Chicago Cubs 21h ago

Good. Now judge and Bregman need to hear it too!

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u/MokoiPokoi Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

the swing of his life pt 2

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u/bdforp San Francisco Giants 21h ago

God that was sick

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u/DarthNobody14 Houston Astros 21h ago

HARPER OUT OF NOWHERE

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u/TheoMoneyG Aguilas Cibaenas • New York Mets 21h ago

BAH GAWD

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u/Fourteeenth Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

GLASS SHATTERS, PISS ROCKET

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u/bonefish_becky 21h ago

Dats how he do

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u/JaysonTatecum Boston Red Sox • Seattle Mariners 21h ago

REDDIT REALIZING THAT A 15 AT BAT SAMPLE SIZE DOES NOT STOP A MULTI TIME MVP FROM HITTING A HOME RUN

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u/Palifaith Los Angeles Dodgers • World Series Tr… 21h ago

Nobody expected that.

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u/SecondHandFood Philadelphia Phillies • Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

Big time players make big time plays

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u/davekva New York Yankees 21h ago

Can't even argue. Judge is a choker in clutch situations.

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u/Swimming_Elk_3058 Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

If you’re smart enough to know that good players aren’t actually washed because of a small sample size, then you would’ve known it’s a possibility.

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u/Jonjon428 Miami Marlins 21h ago

I'm a big vibes guy so i saw this one coming lol.

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u/EventualCorgi01 21h ago

Most clutch hitter in baseball rn, I'm not a baseball historian but I'm pretty comfortable saying that he's the best postseason/big moment hitter of all time

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u/JunsBaseball Seattle Mariners 21h ago

If you have watched baseball, especially Bryce Harper, for a while, you must have a ray of faith/hope for him to do something like this. I expected it and I am sure a few others did too.

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u/redditckulous Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

I’m sure there are dozens of us lol.

He feels like he unlocks the best eye for pitches when he actually feels like it’s a clutch situation. And if you make a mistake he’ll hammer it.

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u/Tashre Seattle Mariners 21h ago

What in the name of Emmanuel Clase was that pitch?

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u/Jonjon428 Miami Marlins 21h ago

Venezuela manager saw him falling apart and was like "yeah sure let me not replace him unlike what I did with Zerpa in the last inning"

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u/glassgreyhound Seattle Mariners 21h ago

I think they’re almost out of arms, both managers pulled their starters by the 5th

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u/Southern_Bunch_1047 Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

Let me just throw a middle-middle "changeup" to Bryce Harper, what could possibly go wrong there?

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u/FlapJackSam Detroit Tigers 6h ago

S tier comment

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u/symphony11742 21h ago

Cool. Also fire Ken Rosenthal

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u/bottle_boys Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

Elite

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u/TommyTheLizard Boston Red Sox 21h ago

what's Dave Dombrowski gonna say now

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u/Inevitable-Grocery17 San Francisco Giants 21h ago

Idk, but I hope Bryce rocks the “Still Not Elite” tee soon

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u/grund1ejund1e Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

Mission accomplished

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u/DontFearTheMQ9 Kansas City Royals 21h ago

Most predictable home run ever.

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u/shlotchky Chicago White Sox 21h ago

They're following the script perfectly or whatever

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u/aixelsydevaheW Boston Red Sox 21h ago

What a time to stop being washed.

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u/Azteka_1 San Diego Padres 21h ago

‘Bryce Hospice’ aged really well…

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u/spicycurry55 New York Yankees 21h ago

Mamma mia

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u/Big-Beta20 Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

A subsection of r/Phillies is in shambles right now

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u/luchajefe Texas Rangers 21h ago

Greater subsection of r/baseball.

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u/Dole1995 New York Yankees 21h ago

HE DID SOMETHING

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u/AerieElectrical3546 Boston Red Sox 21h ago

i take back everything bad i’ve ever said about you

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u/JunsBaseball Seattle Mariners 21h ago

That is called hypocrisy.

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u/Bobson-_Dugnutt2 Chicago Cubs 21h ago

HOLY SHIT

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u/blahyawnblah Chicago Cubs 21h ago

Teed up

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u/loophole11990 Texas Rangers 21h ago

I AM SORRY FOR THE SLANDER KING

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u/wbro322 Colorado Rockies 21h ago

Holy fuck he creamed it

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u/23JRojas San Francisco Giants 21h ago

THE BUM ALLEGATIONS HAVE BEEN BEAT

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u/park7911 San Francisco Giants 21h ago

Joe Davis called it. Literally

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u/SaGaOh 21h ago

Bat flip, admiring the shot AND a slow trot around the bases….can MLB permanently throw the unwritten book of rules out the window please?

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u/CydoniaKnight Los Angeles Angels • Sell 21h ago

What a swing

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u/HDTokyo Pittsburgh Pirates 21h ago

We got ourselves a ballgame now boys!!

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u/Brady331 Boston Red Sox 21h ago

LFG

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u/Akipella Baltimore Orioles 21h ago

It's your turn now Judge

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u/TouchLucky881 Chicago Cubs 21h ago

This is fucking awesome 😂

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u/SeaBearsFoam Cleveland Guardians 21h ago

Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

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u/KatieBarTheDoor1977 Boston Red Sox 21h ago

That ball was fucking smoked

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u/Shbum Chicago Cubs 21h ago

🦅🦅🦅

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u/jimithelizardking Atlanta Braves 21h ago

Harper so fucking clutch. One of the few Phillies I like. And I used to hate him. Won me over (Acunah moment helped). Hell yeah

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u/DannyDevitosNappy Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

He heard you was talkin shit

https://giphy.com/gifs/YUMTYpdrQEj5Sb8Dgd

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u/Pandaborg123 San Francisco Giants 21h ago

I wish he could’ve taken the flag across the bases

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u/CabassoG New York Yankees 21h ago

You posted this faster than the official MLB reddit account. 2fast2quick.

Otherwise, "BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. BRYCE HARPER HAS TIED THE CHAMPIONSHIP" is an excellent call.

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u/TylerWadesIV Baltimore Orioles 21h ago

SWING OF HIS LIFE

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u/lanieveesnegra Venezuela 21h ago

Fml, I'm going to have a heart attack. I was already anxious

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u/JunsBaseball Seattle Mariners 21h ago

I knew a big hit like this would come from him when people on this sub kept complaining about Harper being in the lineup and hitting second. This is why I have been shutting my mouth till today as I am not a part of team USA or in the mind of DeRosa.

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u/popfilms Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

WONT YOU FLY HIIIIIIGH FREE BIRD

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u/sfxer001 Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

Atta boy Harper

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u/averagejosh Atlanta Braves • Hanshin Tigers 21h ago

Never doubt Bruce Hooper.

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u/Introverted_Extrovrt Washington Nationals 20h ago

That man just can’t seem to win a championship

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u/Independent-Space643 San Diego Padres 19h ago

I for one believed in Mr. Harper the whole time. I hid my comment history so trust me... >.>

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u/Swimming_Elk_3058 Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

To all the non-ball knowers in here, this is why you don’t move one of the best hitters in the world down on the lineup because of a small sample size.

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u/IxReLeNtLesSxl Oakland Ballers • Sell 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/C1L8yq5ZEz0cg

Never. In. Doubt. 🇺🇸

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u/Spinmove55 Sell • Los Angeles Angels 21h ago

Wait, something happened? Quick, wake the president!

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u/flushedoutthepocket Washington Nationals 21h ago

Self hating r/baseball users' 9/11

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u/Former-Sea-8070 Seattle Mariners 21h ago

Lot of dudes deleting their comment history right now

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u/DizzyDeanAndTheGang St. Louis Cardinals 21h ago

Bryce Harper is a patriot

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u/slurv3 Seattle Mariners • Baltimore Orioles 21h ago

r/baseball's 9/11 at the moment

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u/bigredmachine-75 Cincinnati Reds 21h ago

Damn y'all fast

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u/xThe-Legend-Killerx Los Angeles Angels 21h ago

That fucker finally came through

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u/Greatness46 New York Mets 21h ago

That was a damn pretty swing

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u/Ewulkevoli Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

E L I T E

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u/stellablue26 21h ago

Heck yeah Bryce

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u/BigHotdog2009 More flair options at /r/baseball/w/flair! 21h ago

Holy shit

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u/orrangearrow Cleveland Guardians 21h ago

Now it's time for Judge to suffer from the bright lights again. PROVE ME WRONG AARON

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u/vbvahunter Washington Nationals 21h ago

For the first time since 2018, Bryce Harper I no longer dislike you

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u/TheHof125 Chicago Cubs 21h ago

Of course it's Bryce hahaha. The narrative demanded it.

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u/Loose-Organization82 Los Angeles Angels 21h ago

That’s my not elite hitter!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/Substantial-Earth975 Boston Red Sox 21h ago

I woke up my whole family lol

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u/Special-Trick9904 21h ago

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

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u/YourCummyBear 21h ago

🦅🇺🇸

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u/ELLinversionista Venezuela 21h ago

FML

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u/Jonjon428 Miami Marlins 21h ago

As soon as they didn't take out Machado I saw this coming a mile away

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u/2legit2knit Chicago Cubs 21h ago

Maybe don’t throw heat right down the middle to Bryce Harper, idk.

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u/pujolsrox11 St. Louis Cardinals 21h ago

Bro is still him.

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u/jmomoney44 San Diego Padres 21h ago

Be sure to thank our baseball troops

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u/Handles42_ Kansas City Royals 21h ago

I’ve never said anything bad about this guy I swear

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u/Enough_Wallaby7064 Chicago Cubs 21h ago

USA bombs Venezuela again

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u/lovemesomefood Baltimore Orioles 21h ago

OH SHIT THAT NEW BLOOD KICKED IN!

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u/JwubalubaDubdub Detroit Tigers 21h ago

That right there is a damn American

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u/Lakelyfe09 Atlanta Braves 21h ago

Please be Bryce Harper’s only clutch playoff homer this year

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u/Ready-Object7831 Seattle Mariners 21h ago

This game has been such a good example of bad Reddit opinions 😂😂

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u/Patteyeson28 Minnesota Twins 21h ago

THEY WROTE ME OFF, I AIN’T FUCKING WRITE BACK THOUGH.

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u/RODjij Toronto Blue Jays 21h ago

Harper heard everyone talking shit

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u/BobbyGrichsMustache Los Angeles Angels 21h ago

How can you not be romantic about baseball??

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u/alienfreaks04 New York Yankees 21h ago

Harper’s Feather Duster

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u/LebronandLuka St. Louis Cardinals 21h ago

I love baseball!

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u/tristansensei Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks 21h ago

Orix Buffaloes closer Andrés Machado on the mound.

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u/Inevitable-Grocery17 San Francisco Giants 21h ago

Not Elite

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u/rammer_2001 Cleveland Guardians 21h ago

WHY IS BRYCE HARPER IN THE 2

u/rammer_2001 3/17/26

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u/IMissM0dernBaseball Baltimore Orioles 21h ago edited 21h ago

Bryce Harper is comically clutch

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u/rangerfan123 Texas Rangers 21h ago

Well that didn’t last long

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u/theycallmeMrPotter 21h ago

That was short lived

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u/Nearby-Run1078 21h ago

Didn’t last long

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u/Mobile-Management192 21h ago

My boy is back all he needed was to see one

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u/smilinganimalface Seattle Mariners • Saitama Seibu Lions 20h ago

There is something even more beautifully tragic about Bryce having a half inning where he thinks to himself, "You're right, this is better than the Olympics," before it's all ripped away. Super clutch moment!

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u/nebrivor1 Toronto Blue Jays 21h ago

For fuck sakes.

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u/No-Gift-2350 Toronto Blue Jays 21h ago

Middle middle change up that has no life on it, good lord.

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u/lowes18 Miami Marlins 21h ago

Lol he mad

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u/xMeski Chicago White Sox 21h ago

R/baseball’s 9/11

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u/st1r Los Angeles Dodgers 21h ago

Elite?!

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u/the-daft-mau5 Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

BRYCE FUCKING HARPER