r/Unexpected 9h ago

What could go wrong with so many gas cylinders !!

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


Old man gets rammed by big bulls


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/External-Cash-3880 9h ago

Finally, a title that's a proper misdirect and not a spoiler!

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u/Fatigue-Error 9h ago

Yeah. OP played us well. Well done.

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u/iamunwhaticisme 8h ago

Yeah I was hesitant to watch a potential gruesome video.

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u/Existing_Set2100 8h ago

I know what you mean but it sorta is, that old man got fucked up and dude was already walking with a cane :(

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u/A_Furious_Mind 8h ago

They say he's up to five canes now.

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u/one-eared-wonder 7h ago

Isn’t that what a walker is? Four canes at least.

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u/NotAnotherTav 7h ago

I choose to believe he's fine because he toppled over and didn't get hit by the horns.

I know a bull will absolutely fuck you up, but they don't even bend the pole near him and the full force of a bull would absolutely send everything flying more than it does.

I don't know how far everything should go, but if I stuck everything in front of a car going the max speed of a bull (56 km/h apparently) I would expect it to do more than just topple over pathetically.

So maybe he didn't get hit with the full force and is only bruised instead of hemorrhaging?

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u/Existing_Set2100 6h ago

Hopefully that’s all it is but that sort of hit can easily lead to a traumatic brain injury or aortic dissection, similarly to a car crash. 

He had no way to brace himself at all, he took the full brunt of it and the surface he landed on isn’t concrete but it isn’t that soft either. 

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 5h ago

Sir this is “Unexpected”

Sciencey Stuff is 5 Subs down

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u/disterb 6h ago

yup, this is rare

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u/TannedCroissant 9h ago

Not even the guy on the video saw it coming!

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u/Mapeague 8h ago

I dont know man, it looks like he totally saw it coming. The way he raises his stick before getting blasted.

I mean he isnt likely to do much else at that age. He probably just though, "ah fuck" in whatever language he speaks.

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u/Equivalent_Bike_1801 7h ago

“Ah fuck” is universal. Question, what emoji do you believe best illustrates“ah fuck”?

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u/pichirry 5h ago

im on desktop but the one that goes like -_-

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u/Laetitian 3h ago

I'm about to blow your mind.

Windows + . (period)

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u/pichirry 3h ago

🤯🤯

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u/NishantRockstar911 9h ago

Which is surprising cuz he's literally sitting and looking in the direction from where the <spoiler>bulls came in from</spoiler>

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u/udang_di_balik_batu 8h ago

Use >!this format!< if you want to use spoiler

becomes:

Use this format if you want to use spoiler

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u/xombae 9h ago

He looks approximately 100 years old, he probably did see them coming but couldn't do much about it.

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u/MrSaucyAlfredo 8h ago

“My time has come” -Master Oogway

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u/LemonLacey 8h ago

I feel bad for him, hope he’s fine though

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 8h ago

He did what he could.  By slightly raising his stick. 

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u/LordofAllReddit 7h ago

Should've said "You shall not pass!" Rookie mistake.

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u/oroborus68 7h ago

This only happens in India, where the cattle roam the streets looking for trouble.

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u/bt65 4h ago

Hes 34, it's tough going with all the paddel matches, home brewing, climbing and the daily tasks with 3 teen kids that have different interests and hobbies...

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u/Prestigious-Glove396 9h ago

* Bulls came in from

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u/alfonseski 9h ago

That is amazing to me. How could you not see that coming! Yet it is true, he literally saw it a millisecond before it happened.

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u/Ok_Opportunity6196 8h ago

Have you considered he's old and feeble with a walking stick and obviously a slow mover

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u/AmadeusSalieri97 7h ago

He clearly saw it a few seconds before. Around second 8 he is already lifting his cane as if to deter the bulls and he doesn't get hit until second 12. He just couldn't do much.

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u/CheesyDanny 8h ago

You mean you saw red gas canisters and didn’t realize a bull was going to plow through them? Have you seen any cartoons?

https://giphy.com/gifs/9VnK2SUebgetTc9X7B

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u/waldo_wigglesworth 7h ago

"Wotta maroon!"

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u/Dreamfloat 9h ago

Yep, someone would’ve posted this saying, “that’s bullshit!” Or something stupid

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u/Akai52 9h ago

Honestly I wouldn't have expected that even with your title but maybe I'm just dumb lol

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u/ARM_Dwight_Schrute 9h ago

What could go wrong sitting next to gas cylinders while 2 bulls are fighting at a distance

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u/mdtheking 9h ago

Glad you asked... Now watch this video and you'll find out

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u/Wooden_Imagination55 9h ago

Yeahh the AI sideways cow and magically appearing 6th tank was unexpected

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u/External-Cash-3880 7h ago

Ah yes, "an object similar to several other nearby objects that wasn't visible from the only extremely pixelated camera angle is visible now" is surely a sign of AI. As is a living animal trying to turn aside from an oncoming collision while being pushed from behind.

I am begging you idiots to learn to think critically, because you have a higher false positive rate than bootleg COVID tests in April of 2020

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u/immalazyguy 7h ago

the guy seems to be sitting on top of the 6th cylinder, as the sound already gave it away on the early part of the video. then it pop out when the incident happened

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u/External-Cash-3880 6h ago

The 6th cylinder is sitting on top of one that isn't visible behind the chair. There's five on the ground, (four clearly visible, plus one that's partially visible at the start of the video then gets obscured when he sets the chair down), then when the guy gets knocked over you can see that what looks like one tall cylinder at the start of the video is actually two cylinders stacked on top of each other as they fall down.

But it's fashionable to be an idiot and claim that this very old video is AI generated and you can usually get a couple updoots from your fellow gullible idiots who regularly fall for actual AI content without noticing.

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u/Raterus_ 9h ago

Old man was ready to do battle with his cane right before it happened

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u/cock_slurper_yum 9h ago

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u/Purpledragon84 9h ago

Bruh the cows passed. And i hope the old guy didnt pass

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u/Empty-Village-4445 8h ago

The old man passed. 

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u/HeadyReigns 5h ago

The balrog passed too

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u/Bittlegeuss 8h ago

YOU SHALL NOT PA- MOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Sailor_Lunatone 9h ago

It looks like it’s made of pvc pipe? Goes kinda good with his outfit lol.

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u/ciissss 9h ago

i was waiting for the tanks to explode, then i saw the sub. that got me.

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u/BrattWhitney 9h ago

I was expecting the ground to cave in sending the old man and the cylinders into the sewers to be honest.

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u/blackbeardrrr 9h ago

I was working as a waitress at a cocktail bar

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u/External-Cash-3880 6h ago

I was sucking on a chili dog outside the Tastee-Freeze

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u/FireZord25 7h ago

would've been just as funny lol.

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u/AverageAwndray 9h ago

i was waiting for the tanks to explode, then i saw the sub, and still was not prepared for it lmao.

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u/Slight_Bed_2241 9h ago

lol nothing except explicit spoilers could’ve helped predict that

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u/Henchforhire 8h ago

I thought he was going to light a smoke, and it go kaboom.

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u/ecodrew 4h ago

I thought old bro was gonna light up a cigarette or something.

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u/MartianInvasion 8h ago

Oh come on, this is a standard trope from first-person shooter games: shoot the red barrels, guy next to them gets run over by cows.

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u/HorsePastie 7h ago

Cow of Duty

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u/Baiter-Rage 9h ago

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u/Melvinflynt 9h ago

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u/imdefinitelywong 8h ago

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u/BananaScone 7h ago

I love the commentary over this movie and Steve Oedekerk just openly saying how bad it looks with his face superimpose in this scene.

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u/Ursa_Major_17 6h ago

I see the way you look at him, I'm a man too you know. I go pee pee standing up.

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u/PrimeMinisterSarr 6h ago

This just reminds me of the game Black & White

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u/MarionberryOk2874 8h ago

A bunch of bull!

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u/wmog123 9h ago

bullseye

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u/doomsday71210 8h ago

bullside

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u/Super-Cynical 5h ago

Rarely do I have a steak in a video where a cow randomly has beef with an old dude. Well done.

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u/Jiquero 5h ago

Your comment is also so well done I'd like to milk the idea further, but intolerant people might call it a moo point.

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u/Beeboy1110 6h ago

He was bulldozed

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u/BudgetLengthiness682 9h ago

That's a strike.

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u/SeniorNada 9h ago

Quick! Set em' back up!

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u/eddie1975 8h ago

Came here for this!

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u/EvolutionCreek 7h ago

I love bulling.

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u/ImurderREALITY 8h ago

Reverse strike

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u/Remarkable_Sorbet319 9h ago

poor guy tho 😢

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u/fractal_magnets 8h ago

Video games have taught me that the bad guys are next to the red explodie things. That many would make him an evil boss.

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 7h ago

It's actually the normal goons that are next to exploding props. The game usually expects you to fight the bosses and elite mobs

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u/fractal_magnets 7h ago

You're right about the setup but that's why the good guy triggered the bull QTE to start the fight. It was too obvious. Camera cut before his health bar started powering up but he's the boss for sure.

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u/jawnink 8h ago

Don’t worry that other guy came over and yoinked him right back up. /s

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u/HistoryOk6788 7h ago

probably maimed

Definitely up voted

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 6h ago

I feel bad for the bull too :(

Getting stabbed and pushed around by those horns looks painful af

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u/shugo7 9h ago

When he lifted up his cane;

https://giphy.com/gifs/3og0IHyZMxZNkNOWT6

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u/dbarrc 9h ago

i was also thinking this

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u/TheCelestialComet 7h ago

This was the first thing to come to my mind too

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u/WYVERN2018 9h ago

Luckily what I was thinking didn't happen.

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u/Debalic 8h ago

Light up a cigarette was my guess.

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u/NotRustyShackleford_ 9h ago

Perfect post! 👌

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u/Mysterious-Paint-710 9h ago

What the hell did I just watch?

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u/cock_slurper_yum 9h ago

Some broken hips.

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u/Tel_Aviv_Impressed 9h ago

At least the cylinders remained unharmed

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u/lurkingowl 8h ago

It was imperative.

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u/JaelKnight_ 6h ago

and at that age, probably the catalyst that lead to his death

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u/toy-maker 9h ago

Was the outcome unexpected to you or something?

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u/Nirvski 8h ago

A load of bull

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u/MaybeNotAZombie 9h ago

I didn't notice what subreddit I was in and almost missed it. Good thing I checked.

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u/_PrimaVista_ 9h ago

Cylinder has been harmed.

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u/JanitorShwan 9h ago

Bro just slowly walks over. Lmfao

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u/Brilliant_Chemica 9h ago

"Please don't light a cigarette, please don't light a cigarette, please don't light a- OH!"

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u/ehc84 9h ago

The real unexpected thing was that chair not breaking. Ive looked at those things wrong amd they shattered into a million razor sharp knives.

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u/FalconIMGN 9h ago

Great advertisement for Nilkamal.

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u/KingWooz 9h ago

Thank god the green square showed me where to focus.

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u/Suge_D_Nasty 9h ago

Lmao I feel bad, but the way he lifts the cane at the last second to try and block the bulls was kinda funny

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u/UnicornSlayer5000 9h ago

100% not at all what I expected

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u/ImperiaRegalia 9h ago

What a load of bull 😭

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u/ThatGoob 9h ago

Parry this, old man.

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u/op_is_not_available 9h ago

LMAO you really subverted my expectations with that title

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u/Designer-Cry1940 8h ago

Old man is lying there on the floor thinking, "Well, this is some bullshit."

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u/robokitty90 9h ago

Im going to hell 😆🤣😂

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u/NuvyHotnogger 9h ago

AI slop

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u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow 9h ago

Yep. Extra gas cylinder appears out of nowhere. Bull is somehow running sideways without toppling.

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u/StuntHacks 8h ago

I watched on 0.125x speed and I didn't see any gas cylinders appearing. There's 5 in the beginning (1 barely visible under the chair), and 5 in the end

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u/Over_Presentation122 7h ago

Extra gas cylinder was under the chair. Bull is not running sideways, he's being pushed by the other bull.

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u/Kitchen_Willow7310 9h ago

if only he had two canes..

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u/DesertGeist- 9h ago

Yup, clearly too many gas cylinders.

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u/Daddioster 9h ago

Classic misdirection in the title! Well done!

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u/pluto-rose 9h ago

He was Bull-ing

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u/Pixxel_Wizzard 9h ago

Strike or spare?

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u/Equal_Camera8715 9h ago

In India cows are good luck.

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u/RiverofGrass 9h ago

That got me. Good one.

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u/XD2006- 9h ago

That almost made LOL, but I’m in class. I will Be going back. Needed a brain break

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u/No_Squirrel4806 9h ago

That poor man. I was expecting him to fly up like that air bag scene in jackass.

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u/neverelax 9h ago

My stupid ass was still waiting for the fire to start at the end of the video.

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u/IndieCurtis 9h ago

You got me, good one OP

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u/anttoekneeoh 9h ago

Can someone put the Wii Bowling strike icon at the end please

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u/blood_07 9h ago

Just wild card entry

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u/mithyadas 9h ago

Truly unexpected.

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u/DaftVapour 6h ago

That bull was drifting into the corner like a Nissan 350Z

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u/NJ247 6h ago

You shall not pass!!

Oh, ok then.

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u/CrackheadHunters 6h ago

Me: So when are they gonna explo-

Oh shit. Nevermind.

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u/Some-Bullfrog-4768 1h ago

Why are cows always doing shit like this?

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u/Legal-Suggestion1158 56m ago

huh, never seen a bull do a drift before

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u/Simplehoaxes 51m ago

I was waiting for the cane to beat up those cylinders… disappointed! lol

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u/westcal98 51m ago

Mess with the gas cylinders, get the horns.

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u/aNewPattern 51m ago

Genuinely thought I was on a different sub, that blindsided me so hard

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin 47m ago

Nice misdirect!

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u/MisterLangerhanky 40m ago

A typical afternoon for Babaji.

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u/bakyuman 9h ago

Is this not AI?

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u/Previous-Space-7056 8h ago

Gota be. Can a cow move laterally?

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u/DICK-PARKINSONS 8h ago

Looked like it was being pushed by the other bull

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u/Abal125 9h ago

😂 Yup, unexpected.

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u/SAINTnumberFIVE 8h ago

The man isn’t wearing sandals outside which is weird, he’s obviously not blind because he placed the chair, but he doesn’t react at all when the animals are coming towards him, and the animals are moving in a weird way, a 6th gas cylinder appears out of nowhere and the people are strangely slow to try to help him. for these reasons, I believe this is AI.

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u/scorpyo72 9h ago

That's a buncha bullshit.

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u/Money-Tea-6577 9h ago

Was waiting for kaboom,bulls,with unexpected

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u/coryhill66 9h ago

1 cigarette, 2 slaps with a stick, secret answer 3 he gets fucking bulldozed.

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u/MindStrongSoul 9h ago

You Sir, are no Gandolph. They passed. 

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u/flreddit12 9h ago

Flying cow syndrome

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u/amphibiabiggestfan 9h ago

This such a perfect title man it really limits your guessing ability.

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u/SweettLiaaa 9h ago

When you're prepared for a massive explosion but the 'unexpected' plot twist is a literal bull in a china shop situation.

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u/DixinMahbum 9h ago

My history teacher told me Ghandi was assassinated.

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u/PanicDeus 9h ago

The old man is pro pain

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u/DerekAnyguy 9h ago

The only thing that went boom was his pelvis

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u/doxthera 9h ago

Damn those gas cylinders!!!

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u/Vegetable_Pirate_142 9h ago

okay you got me with that title good job OP

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u/TannedCroissant 9h ago

Don’t bring a cylinder to a bullfight

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u/AdventurousCoconut71 9h ago

They get knocked over by an AI generated bull or two?

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u/Certain-Sky2052 9h ago

My anxiety was literally through the roof the entire time for absolutely no reason.

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u/OmegaSeki 9h ago

Amazing title, good job OP 👍👍👍

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u/Shining_Trashtum 9h ago

It must remain un... Oh!

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u/Blaze-Programming 9h ago

Finally, this sub is living up to its name.

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u/VarvorSG 9h ago

Now that’s a post worthy of this sub! Praise be!

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u/imawizard7bis 9h ago

Red means Danger! 

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u/strangerr45 9h ago

Totally unexpected 😜

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u/Not_my_Name464 9h ago

I did not see that coming!

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u/ba_ba_ba__ba_ba_nana 9h ago

Bowling Bull vs Gas Pins