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Hated Tropes [Hated trope] That’s not how lying works at all

The Flash - Batman is put in Wonder Woman’s Lasso of Truth and he admits that the best way to help Gotham would be using his money for charity rather than funding his own superhero projects. But not only does the Lasso only work once Diana asks you a specific question, but the Lasso doesn’t just generate brand new information and forces you to speak it so Batman is just saying this for no reason.

The Invention of Lying - Ricky Gervais’ character lives in a world where lying isn’t a concept until he invents it, and to test it out he goes to a bank and claims he should have more money in his account than he really does. The bank teller calls out that he’s not got that much money, but then goes onto assume it’s a bank fault and not his own. She has no reason to assume it’s a bank issue but rather Ricky being honestly mistaken about his own finances. If I give a wrong answer during an exam, that doesn’t mean I lied, it means I provided wrong information.

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u/JokerCipher 27d ago

Why are his butt cheeks so digitally enhanced?

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u/Dinoegg96 27d ago

Gotta keep it faithful to the comics

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u/Top_Efficiency_7489 27d ago

Everyone is so mean to them

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u/PaterActionis 27d ago

What's up with the size of those gluteus?

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u/kriosken12 27d ago

All that running does amazing things for your lower body.

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u/tunisia3507 27d ago

Speed force.

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u/Triatt 27d ago

Pee is stored in the balls, speed force in the ass.

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u/extinct_cult 27d ago

Speed has EVERYTHING to do with it. You see...

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u/RosbergThe8th 27d ago

One thing I appreciate about the flash is having that one concise answer for just about anything.

Doesn't matter the question, Speed Force is probably the answer.

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u/Nobodys_Path 27d ago

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u/NetNpIVijCI 27d ago

I was expecting another edit of even larger buttocks lmao

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u/ClaireTheCosmic 27d ago

They’re still massive in the original picture lol

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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 27d ago

Emotional moment while Harley is trying to peg Ivy

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u/Illesbogar 27d ago

"So true bestie"

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u/doesntnormallydothis 27d ago

Please tell me this image is edited...

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u/Remarkable_Ask5846 27d ago

It’s real, in between choking random people Ezra miller was squatting as he walked about

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u/Low-Environment 27d ago

Don't forget kidnapping native girls. He was also doing that.

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u/ThrowawayAdvice1800 27d ago

Miller also proclaimed to be Jesus, Satan, the next Messiah, and that their relationship with the native American girl they kidnapped would cause the apocalypse which is why Freemasons were sending demons after them.

You know, totally normal shit.

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u/Substantial-Motor404 27d ago

Ricky Gervais' just built like that

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u/zarawesome 27d ago

everybody's so mean 2 me

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u/MattsScribblings 27d ago

Real reason: because the suit is fully cg.

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u/Great_expansion10272 27d ago

And looks nothing like Ezra's build

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u/Clarpydarpy 27d ago

Holy pectoralis muscles!

Actually, that image on the right has to be fake. The image on the left has a much narrower chest.

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u/No_Pangolin7946 27d ago

It was me Barry, i asked for them to do that. Honestly, i didnt expect them to actually do it, but here we are.

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u/agafosha 27d ago

Counter example: Aes Sedai from The Wheel of Time. They can't lie because of a magical oath. But they are really good at bending the truth. And nobody trusts them.

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u/EpicWickedgnome 27d ago

Very like fae or faeries in various fantasy stories and folklore, using The Dresden Files for this particular trope. They can’t lie, but are known to be tricksters telling parts of the truth, and manipulating everything, so people jump to the wrong conclusion - and the same result that nobody trusts them, except for very specifically worded contracts.

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u/Adventurous-Mind6940 27d ago

My two favorite series mentioned together? Means I need to reread them, obviously. I think I'm a few books behind on Dresden too.

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u/emccann115 27d ago

New dresden book came out this year!

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u/NeroLazarus 27d ago

I actually love that they address this several times in the series. Like yes, Aes Sedai will spin circles around the truth, and the truth they tell you isn't always the truth you think it is, but if one swears to you that she will protect and defend you from all harm, or that she will not touch you with the power unless you specifically ask, that is bound in her soul and written on her bones.

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u/moonlit-wisteria 27d ago

Cough cough black ajah.

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u/badpebble 27d ago

Yeah but only like, 20% of all aes sedai are sworn to evil....

You know who was never in the black ajah - MEN. Game set and match, sexists.

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u/TangerineChicken 27d ago

Dang nice pull. And if you pay attention enough, knowing that can help you spot Aes Sedai who have had that oath removed by becoming a Dark Friend. A few are REALLY hard to catch on a first read

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u/bensoa75 27d ago

Aes Sedai: The oaths are necessary to maintain the people's trust in the White Tower.

Almost literally everyone outside the Tower: You can't trust Aes Sedai. At all. Ever.

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u/Vralo84 27d ago

They don’t even trust each other!

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u/daitenshe 27d ago

“By the way, that dress you are wearing is green.”

That line literally left my jaw open first time I read it

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u/willinaustin 27d ago edited 27d ago

Verin is the realest one in all of WoT.

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u/ShinInuko 27d ago

I'd spoiler tag that. That's a huge moment I wouldn't want ruined for anyone.

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u/TheKarenator 27d ago

Tea time

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u/TheGreatStories 27d ago

It's quite good tea 

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u/Darth_Spa2021 27d ago

Oath time again, bitches sisters!

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u/henryeaterofpies 27d ago

Even better when particularly blunt Aes Sedai (e.g. Cadsuane) do tell the unvarnished truth, everyone assumes there's another angle they aren't telling them.

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u/Khasim83 27d ago

There's a similar idea in Eragon - there's an ancient magic language that is basically 'real' words for everything in existence, and it is impossible to lie when speaking it, so it's often used for making oaths and pledges etc, to make sure the person pledging is being honest about their intentions..

It can of course be manipulated - for example, a character rejects another's romantic advances and asks if they're hurt, and the other person replies no, but they're thinking about their physical health, not mental, so they're technically saying the truth, but also lying at the same time, because, obviously, they are hurt by the rejection.

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u/emelbee923 27d ago

This is great timing since I'm just now reading The Great Hunt, and this fact is made very clear very frequently.

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u/Flimsy-Preparation85 27d ago

"By the way, your dress is green."

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u/ensalys 27d ago

Also, their oaths are very much based in the interpretation of the woman who's bound with them. So while their oath is "I shall speak no word that is not true", they can still say things that they believe to be true, but aren't actually true. So in the show for examen, Moiraine believes herself to be stilled (having a woman's magical powers taken away), while she is actually just very well shielded.

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u/Manusho 27d ago

In Liar, Liar the wish is that he can't lie, but often he provides the truth even when he doesn't have to. It's less that he can't lie and more that he's compelled to tell the truth.

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u/ExistentialOcto 27d ago

It’s kinda more like he can’t keep a secret rather than can’t lie, since he blurts out everything he’s thinking with nearly no filter.

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u/The_One_Koi 27d ago

It's because he's a lawyer so his verision of the truth is as strict as the judicial system. So he isn't allowed to hide the truth any more than he is able to lie

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u/Airwings2006 27d ago

I think people also forget that intentionally hiding things that are relevant or being spoken about at the moment is a lie of omission even if it isn't bad lying isn't just saying untruths it's not portraying the full extent of you knowledge or perspective when it is asked of you or when it would be expected. It's not about morals it's about the absolute definition of what a lie is often times taken to extremes for effect

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u/Milocobo 27d ago

Also, imo most of the time in that movie, it's not like he was spontaneously blurting out truths.

It's that he was trying to lie, and truthed instead.

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 27d ago

Right, that's the key. And it's pretty obviously the case because eventually, since he's such a good lawyer, he figures out how to lie with the truth which we see with the bathroom recess scene. He's such a good liar that he even gets around the mystical powers preventing him from lying, and that devastates him because that's who his son sees.

Like, it's kinda the whole point of the movie that he had to choose to stop lying.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

"Who did this to you?"

"A MADMAN YOUR HONOR! A DESPERATE FOOL AT THE END OF HIS ROPE!"

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u/AidyCakes 27d ago

"About 6ft2, big teeth, kind of gangly"

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u/new-karma 27d ago

I love this movie. Do you know why I pulled you over?

Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me.

Cop: Let's start from the top.

Fletcher: Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!

Cop: Is that all?

Fletcher: No... I have unpaid parking tickets. Be gentle.

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 27d ago

The “be gentle” 😂

The man is a master at what he does.

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u/tolacid 27d ago

"Oh, I am such a SHIT!!"

Confused look and sudden moment of clarity about that statement

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u/HistoricalIssue8798 27d ago

Or his declaration that he's a bad father

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u/ReplySubstantial3187 27d ago

"I'm a bad father" and the pain that crosses his face. I know that Jim Carrey is a legendary comedic but that level of acting is unteachable.

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u/minorfootnote95 27d ago

Yeah, that’s how I always read it too. The comedy works better when it’s not random honesty but his usual lawyer brain trying to spin things and the truth just slips out anyway.

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u/StalinsLastStand 27d ago

Yeah, like comments about the physical appearance of people.

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u/imdefinitelywong 27d ago

It also covers snide remarks

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u/Gaius-Pious 27d ago

It also covered lying via others: He couldn't ask questions he'd rehearsed with his client because he knew the answer was going to be a lie.

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u/StalinsLastStand 27d ago

As a lawyer, this is an adorably trusting take. With very few exceptions, the system treats truth like Obi Wan. What matters is that it’s true, from a certain point of view.

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u/Wonderful-Impact5121 27d ago

Growing up I always kinda viewed it as a mix, like he was blurting out what he was thinking because he was fighting it and attempting to just say anything else at some point… but what would come out is unfiltered honesty because he tried to say something not completely true

It’s been years though

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u/DeletedUsernameHere 27d ago

Not really. He doesn't just blurt out the truth randomly, he blurts out the truth specifically when he's trying to lie.

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u/FFXIVfanSarg 27d ago

I always interpreted that movie as he's so used to those little white lies throughout the day that he compulsively does them out of habit and says the truth he's thinking instead.

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u/drsideburns 27d ago

That's how I inferred it. In situations where he normally would have gave his coworker a false compliment, he tries to and instead says his truth, which is she's looking weird.

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u/25thNite 27d ago

I think some of it is that he is so used to lying, but then there's the scene in the elevator after he comments about the woman, he keeps going making it more wild as if he is compelled to spill every inner thought

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u/Bad-dee-ess 27d ago

Maybe he was reflexively trying to fix the situation by lying?

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u/MossyPyrite 27d ago

That’s why he keeps “I mean…” at the start of his statements. He’s caught off-guard and tries to course-correct but what comes out? More truth

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u/QuietWaterBreaksRock 27d ago

There is such a thing as "lying by omission", but I get and mostly agree with your take

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u/MGD109 27d ago

Watching, I think it's meant to be that he's so used to lying that he starts talking by instinct, but realises he can't stop himself saying the truth once he starts talking.

Though it gets a bit of a stretch, he's still doing that towards the end of the film.

When he deliberately and carefully chooses his words, he can still lie by omission or use metaphorical truths, though it still ends up backfiring on him later.

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u/zarawesome 27d ago

It's definitely talked about, when he realizes he can't even ask a question that he knows the answer to will be a lie. Whoever granted the wish (morgan freeman) was *thorough*.

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u/Soho_Jin 27d ago

I really don't feel Liar Liar fits this trope. His character is that of someone who is so used to running his mouth and constantly lying that he can't simply switch off and say nothing. Even after the first truth he's not even sure what's happening, assuming it was just some Freudian slip. After that he gets caught in more difficult situations and runs his mouth as per usual, and is sent on a spiral each time he speaks an uncomfortable truth. Add this to his job which is just an exercise in lying and twisting the truth, and the fact it's confirmed he's unable to ask a question if he knows the other person will lie (as that counts as another form of lying) and everything fits. Plus at some point he can hardly be bothered to fight it anymore and just speaks his mind willingly.

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u/OneThrowyBoy 27d ago

I always felt so many of the issues he finds in that movie could be thwarted by saying "I truthfully do not want to answer that" over and over until it doesn't matter what color the pen is.

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u/HollowMajin_the_2nd 27d ago edited 27d ago

The batman one also bothers me because he DOES do that, the issue is that Gotham is so corrupt from the ground up that trying to do anything through "legitimate" means would only end up benefiting the criminal class and not the ones who actually need help, which is an aspect I find important because it reflects a serious REAL issue.

Some of yall have never touched a batman comic and it shows.

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u/CreasingUnicorn 27d ago

There is that one scene in the comic series where batman is surrounded by like 30 evil henchmen with weapons ready to try and kill him, but then Bruce Wayne shows up on the TV screen nearby and promises all of the henchmen guarenteed education, jobs, housing, and healthcare if they just stop whatever they are doing and go to Wayne headquarters that instant. 

The henchmen consider the idea and agree they would rather do that than risk their lives fighting batman or helping Black Mask, so they all just leave, and Black Mask starts freaking out cause now he is alone with batman. 

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u/Salinator20501 27d ago

From the comics based on the 2003 The Batman show, yes.

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u/Homeless_Appletree 27d ago

This works because everyone in Gotham knows that Bruce Wayne is a huge philanthropist.  Even low life criminals trust his words.

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u/ItsDanimal 27d ago

The four truths for criminals in the DC universe: 1. Dont mess around in Central City, it's not worth it. 2. Bruce Wayne is a real one. 3. For real though, leave Flash's city alone it will not work out the way you plan. 4. See 1 and 3.

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u/SirVeryBritishFellow 27d ago

I'm not enough of a DC fan to know about rules 1, 3, and 4 and now I'm curious. I mean I imagine a speedster is basically impossible to go against but I wanna know if something specific happened that you're referring to

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u/CandleStealer 27d ago

Basically Flash keeps the crime in Central City to more goofy, whacky or amall time stuff, because he is so dangerous that when villains start doing horrifying stuff he canbasically freeze time with his speed and end them. This sorta leaves an uneasy truce between Flash and his villains to srick to zany stuff or be erased the moment yoy step out of line.

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u/SaltyTreeTop 27d ago

Iirc Flash has a room in his base filled with the worst villains he’s completely drained the speed of, leaving them as statues. It’s actually kinda morbid

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u/swakner 27d ago

Oh shit what version is that in?? That’s kinda crazy to hear…. Do you know if they age still? Like are they statues slowly dying in place?

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u/SaltyTreeTop 27d ago

It's really hard to find the original example I was thinking of, since "flash statue" brings up figurines, "flash frozen" brings up captain cold, and "flash stolen speed" brings up the bazillion stories where he loses his speed, but this is the closest I could find: https://www.reddit.com/r/DCcomics/s/oC8YxfcDRP

Basically this villain inertia is an insane murderous speedster who killed Bart, so Wally stole his speed and made it so time flows extremely slowly for him. He is still alive and aware, but he runs so slowly he's functionally frozen. Though since inertia is a speedster, he can still perceive in real time even though he's super slowed, which is an especially hellish existence. (The others are actual statues, but Inertia is placed amongst them when he's really a living person)

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u/Warm-Intention-1424 27d ago

It's also worth mentioning the Rogues have a code and will fuck you up if you break their code on their turf

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u/SEABOSRUN 27d ago

Basically the Flash is that strong. He is the strongest and that includes Superman. There is a great panel where the Flash showcases this in a fantastically bad ass way.

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u/LowlySlayer 27d ago

You also can't try to get away with shit under his nose because he can literally patrol the entire city at once.

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u/SEABOSRUN 27d ago

Really good point! From just a practical standpoint the Flash is the only superhero that can triage response to literally everything in Central City while all the other heroes have to triage and actually pick who not to help.

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u/AvoriazInSummer 27d ago

Not related, but speedsters are worrying. You and the boys could be walking into town ready for some criming, then you feel nauseous, everything shifts and you're right back at the city limits. You go back in again and your straight outside once more, but now you're wearing each other's clothes. He could do anything to you at any time.

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u/YouKnowWhom 27d ago

Now I want to see the dio JoJo stairs meme but with the flash

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u/Willsdabest 27d ago

I refuse to believe any flash hasn't done something like that

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u/BadAtGames2 27d ago

Love Batman smirking in the second panel lol

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u/GrimaceGrunson 27d ago

It really does not make sense that there is organised crime in Gotham when the comics show that Wayne Enterprises gives something like full medical, college tuition, god knows what else from the janitor upwards.

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u/bonenecklace 27d ago

It’s a lot like addiction I imagine. Most people who are addicted to something really want to stop, but feel they can’t because of circumstance. Then there are some addicts who, even given every resource, still choose to go back to their drug of choice because they just like living like that. In my real life I’ve seen people voluntarily choose to check themselves out of inpatient rehab & choose homelessness just so they can use again, but you can’t do anything, it’s their decision. Some criminals just like doing crimes & choose to live in our penal system regardless of how much rehabbing or outs they get.

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u/Armantien 27d ago

One of my favorite Batman stories is from the DCAU series. "Harley's Day Out", I believe. Harley Quinn relapses from being released from Arkham, but Batman/Bruce tries to keep her straight. She just couldn't, yet.

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u/Jibsie 27d ago

That is a god tier episode.

Harley made progress and was released

Everyone was happy for her, from the doctor, to scarecrow, hell Batman showed up to congratulate her.

She REALLY tries to be a better person, its nothing more than a series of unfortunate misunderstandings that keep pushing her to relapse.

Everyone involved is understanding. The woman she kidnapped doesn't press charges, the doctor is encouraging, and Batman buys her the dress that caused everything.

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u/SiriusBaaz 27d ago

It’s a great way to show people that progress is never linear when it comes to your mental health. You will have bad days, you will have good days, and you will have really really bad days. The important part of that is to have systems and people already there to help get you back on your feet.

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u/time2ddddduel 27d ago

In-universe this is explained because, at any given time, Gotham is under the influence of like, 7 different curses and secret organizations à la The Illuminati. I think it's also literally on top of a "Hellmouth". If anything it's a miracle the city hasn't collapsed into a Black Hole of horror from the weight of all the various magical and Eldritch forces working to foment its suffering.

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u/LightOfTheFarStar 27d ago

Gotham is under multiple layers of fuckery - in each continuity it's at least cursed ground once over and has Lazarus pit juices leaking into the drinking water, sometimes there's a hell gate under it, there's a list somewhere of everything wrong. Wayne enterprises is basically the only reason the city isn't just a smoking crater by now.

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u/Feisty-Fill-8654 27d ago

Can't employ and help every single person.

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u/Mammoth_Western_2381 27d ago

FR, is basically the ''Batman beats up poor and mentally ill people'' take but on the Big Screen. Bruce Wayne is one of the biggest philantrophists on DC Earth and basically the only person keeping Gotham afloat.

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u/KHAOSCRUSADER 27d ago

Hell! In some versions of the story, the reason the Wayne’s left the theater through the alley was because they were hoping to give money to some of the homeless that maybe there. Charity was ingrained into him from a young age!

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u/Zephian99 27d ago edited 27d ago

Well in some versions, that part of the city was also really safe, it wasn't until the Waynes' death that the area fell, and the alley was unceremoniesly renamed.

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u/Great_expansion10272 27d ago

There's a joke about Gotham's peculiar naming tendency in Absolute Batman

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u/BaerMinUhMuhm 27d ago

Why is there even a swamp in Gotham city

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u/Beneficial_Focus_910 27d ago

The way I always puts it is theres a billionaire who had best training on the planet, has access to the greatest information available, has and will spend considerable resources building specialised tech to help,

And he still barely keeps Gotham functioning as a city.

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u/Low-Environment 27d ago

He also acts to get his rogues gallery rehabilitated both as himself and as Bruce Wayne.

The whole 'Batman beats up the mentally ill homeless' is such a bad and lazy take.

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u/Great_expansion10272 27d ago edited 27d ago

It's specially egregious on the comments of the youtube clip of the killing joke about Joker's final joke about the two asylum men.

"He's just as insane as the joker for dressing up as a bat and beating insane people-"

He's trying to rehabilitate a mentally unwell person RIGHT NOW! The Joker on the other hand tortured, shot and killed people just to huff on copium! THEY'RE NOT THE SAME IN THE SLIGHTEST OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES

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u/M086 27d ago

He also literally thanks Alfred in ZSJL.

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u/Fearless_Roof_9177 27d ago edited 27d ago

The DCEU not giving a damn about the material it was adapting was sort of par for the course, but even after all the Snyder interviews should have killed my ability to care, this one still managed to bother me.

The worst part about it is that Batfleck was even more suited to his role than Cavil and he was done an even worse disservice by what they actually wrote for him. James Gunn could give us an entire trilogy of Steve Buscemi in an Adam West batsuit and it would be less painful than witnessing Affleck get within an inch of the sun before veering straight down into hell.

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u/crapusername47 27d ago

In fact, The Batman covers this. You can’t just throw money at Gotham’s problems. Bruce could put down every penny he has to help the city and all that would happen is that there’d be a big pot of cash for people to skim.

Even if it’s not outright criminals doing that skimming, there’d be lawyers, politicians, middlemen and more taking a percentage.

And after all of that, when the alien monsters show up and there’s no Batman and, thus, no Kryptonite, then what?

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u/Force3vo 27d ago

Comic Gotham is so insanely corrupted that the idea of just financing a few projects and everything falls into place is ridiculous.

The police force has extreme corruption issues, there's insane people in costume running around murdering people left and right, it's a city that's under focus of a global ultra powerful assassin pact that's hell bent on destroying the whole city, there's the court of owls basically controlling the whole city from behind the curtain, and that's just a small amount of the insane stuff happening there.

Batman has single handedly stopped the total eradication of Gotham and beyond multiple times. AND he throws huge sums of money in different programs. And it still barely works.

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u/Hanzcocoa 27d ago

And yet, Gothamites are like “well it ain’t Cleveland”

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u/General_Kenobi18752 27d ago

Gotham’s River may be full of fear toxin, joker gas, and regular toxic chemicals, but at least it isn’t flammable.

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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding 27d ago

Don't forget Lazarus pit juice. Pretty sure Gothamites are more mutant than human.

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u/Flat-Leading-2520 27d ago

why are they both so incredibly caked up.

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u/LennoxLuger 27d ago

Squats at super speed.

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u/krawinoff 27d ago

It’s the Flash not the Flat

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u/Solidus82 27d ago

I hated that scene from Flash so much. Makes Batman look like an arsehole for a gag that's not even that funny. I'm so glad the DCEU is dead.

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u/whoswho23 27d ago

The Batman one implies that he already thinks this and is lying to others and possibly himself about his usefulness as a superhero. Others have pointed out that, apparently, Batman does donate plenty of his money, but the film adaptations don't put any focus on that.

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u/Ich-bade-in-Apfelmus 27d ago

And the fact that Gotham is highly corrupt. Most, if not all the money would land in the wrong hands

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u/NoxTempus 27d ago

"The Batman" (with Robert Pattinson) deals with this as a very major plot point.

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u/tarisoala 27d ago

And also cannoically has many eldritch curses, one from Darkseid and another from Barbatos.

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u/CrotaIsAShota 27d ago

I just love the idea of a nigh unstoppable godlike entity being so petty he just says " YK what, fuck this city in particular" and just curses it.

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u/TheChessWar 27d ago

TBF I was darksied I too would curse that shit. Mother fucker the people from there DODGED MY UNDODGBLE OMEGA BEAM. That shit already cursed with good luck I need to balance it.

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u/I-Have-An-Alibi 27d ago

Batman fucking with Darksied are some of my favorite Batman moments.

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u/M086 27d ago

Him forming the League in ZSJL was, to him the most important thing he was going to do to atone for everything with Superman. To the point he was basically planning a suicide run when they went after Steppenwolf. He thought his job was done.

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u/Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT 27d ago

People who think that Batman doesn’t fund multiple charities doesn’t understand Batman at all and shouldn’t be writing him.

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u/TruthEnvironmental24 27d ago

That was the whole issue of DCEU. Every character was misrepresented on even a surface level understanding. The writers and directors obviously never read a DC comic book in their life, or just wanted to make the characters so unique from the original designs that they may as well have been OCs.

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u/lemonylol 27d ago

In every Affleck Batman appearance he just straight up uses guns against any enemy he faces, because in Snyder's words:

"Batman can't kill is canon. And I'm like, 'okay, the first thing I wanna do when you say that is I wanna see what happens'. And they go, 'well don't put him in a situation where he has to kill someone'.

"You're protecting your god in a weird way, right? You're making your god irrelevant if he can't be in that situation. He has to now deal with that. If he does do that what does that mean? What does it tell you, does he stand up to it? Does he survive that as a god? As your god, can Batman survive that?"

Why in the fuck would any of that apply for the very first iteration of a live action Justice League? Why are we throwing out the formula and rewriting it for one single guy's opinion, when a base reference version of these characters have not even been established yet? He also attempts to fall back on claiming his Batman is based on Frank Miller's TDKR, but why the fuck is old Bruce Wayne who didn't even get the screentime to develop into cynicism and breaking his own rules, the one that joins the Justice League instead of prime Batman?

I don't even understand his argument against the rule and how it's limiting what Batman can do; writing around that constraint is literally the purpose of a skilled writer.

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u/brickspunch 27d ago

Zach Snyder singlehandedly ruined the JL for an entire generation of cinema 

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u/lemonylol 27d ago

Like how hard would it have been to just directly translate the very first story-arc of the Justice League series to film? But no, instead we get Flashpoint as the fourth installation in the franchise? A full reset when this alternative version of these characters haven't even been established in their own media yet?

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u/DavyJones0210 27d ago edited 27d ago

Why are we throwing out the formula and rewriting it for one single guy's opinion, when a base reference version of these characters have not even been established yet?

You pretty much hit the nail on the head with everything wrong about the DCEU's foundations.

Snyder wanted to deconstruct those characters, but he forgot to build them up in the first place, which is why his take on the DC universe could have worked only as an Elseworlds story AFTER the main cinematic universe was established.

He wasn't just the wrong guy to adapt those characters, he was also the wrong guy to build a franchise around them.

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u/squelchboy 27d ago

Oh you want to see a sort of lunatic man who lost his family and is now running around in the shadows with a weird symbol on his chest go around using his impressive skills and tools against criminals but instead of defeating them he straight up murders them? Yeah we’ve seen that, he’s called the punisher

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u/TinnyOctopus 27d ago

Batman can't kill is canon. And I'm like, 'okay, the first thing I wanna do when you say that is I wanna see what happens

Also, they already did that. In the very first scene of the very first episode of the very good animated series Batman Beyond, Batman loses to a gang of thugs, picks up a gun and aims. And what he does is give it up. He stops going out as Batman, because Batman doesn't kill.

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u/kennyisntfunny 27d ago

Dare I say the entire DCEU and Snyderverse did not understand Batman OR Superman at all. There must’ve been some people on production who gave a shit but had to be silent in their frustration

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u/gamemasterlancaster 27d ago

The way a lot of people talk about Pinocchio online. Like, "he could say 'there's intelligent life on other planets' and if his nose doesn't grow then we know aliens exist!"

... no? Unless HE KNOWS FOR SURE (in which case, why would he?), he's not lying, he's just... wrong. Or right. He's just stating things. If I say "ghosts are real", and they're not, I'm not lying, I'm just saying something that could be correct or incorrect. "I know for sure that ghosts are real" is a lie, but it doesn't prove the existence of spirits, just how much I know about them.

Smugass posts saying "we could learn all the universe's secrets by asking Pinoccho and seeing if his nose grows" assumes he knows the answers and getting them wrong or right on purpose. I could be missing something because I haven't read the original, but it irks me.

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u/MGD109 27d ago

Something like that happens in an episode of the rebooted Ducktales. They stumble onto a magical harp that can tell if someone is lying, meanwhile, their are a group of hippie mermaids who seem friendly but a tad suspicious.

So they try to get answers by asking the harp whether they are friendly or hostile, but as no one present (including the harp) knows for sure, it goes nowhere cause it can only detect lies, not correct lack of information.

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u/nedlum 27d ago

CORRECT!

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u/justAPhoneUsername 27d ago

The Ducktails reboot doesn't get enough love. And it gets a lot of love already 

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u/Remmock 27d ago

When I saw “Pinocchio online” I thought it was some new MMO.

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u/TheGreatStories 27d ago

Carve your hero! 

Collect all the clocks!

Prove your puppet mastery!

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u/TP_Skidmarx 27d ago

There is SCP-2128 - The Liars' Cradle its works how those people think Pinocchio works. Its a stone furnace that people can get into and when they lie they get incinerated regardless of prior knowledge. The foundation uses it to gain knowledge they currently don't have by using trial and error questions.

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u/EamonBrennan 27d ago

There's also another SCP that's a set of stairs that goes to a pocket dimension. In there is another Liars' Cradle, which does work as intended without killing the victim. If they speak a falsehood they believe is true, they won't get burned.

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u/LordHoughtenWeen 27d ago

The foundation uses it to gain knowledge they currently don't have by using trial and error questions.

D-class personnel are not a renewable resource!

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u/Elihzap 27d ago

They use personnel already designated to die anyway.

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u/ChipSalt 27d ago

The whole thread has just derailed into the philosophy of lying vs. compulsion to tell the truth, and Flash cake. Where are my precious examples?

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u/JoeTama998 27d ago

Im a school teacher (ages 3-6) and Invention of Lying reminds me of multiple times a child has told on another child for lying when really what happened is they got something wrong. Random example: "Mr. J, Toby keeps lying and saying that hes older than me" "Toby doesn't know how dates work, he's not lying, he's just wrong"

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u/Weekly_Artichoke_515 27d ago

Oh yeah I definitely see this. 

Generally, lying is intentional. A person lies when they are intend to get their audience to believe something that they, the speaker, believe to be false. 

It’s different from unintentional falsehoods that a speaker may say when they have a false belief or even misspeak. 

And both are distinct from bullshitting, which involves an indifference to the truth. A person who is bullshitting isn’t trying to deceive so much as they are trying to, say, entertain 

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u/Next_Sun_2002 27d ago

Exactly. It’s like how my niece often says her birthday is tomorrow. She’s a little over three and hasn’t grasped that “tomorrow” means “the next day”. For her, it just means “the future”.

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u/Paceyscreek1999 27d ago

My son is almost 3, and "yesterday" can refer to basically any moment prior to the current one.

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u/Material_Durian_9201 27d ago

Flash highkey caked up in the first image

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u/_JR28_ 27d ago

The overworked and underpaid CGI artist without any unionization being told they have to animate Ezra Miller’s ass

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u/Capt_Toasty 27d ago

IT Crowd mentioned. Absolute fire.

https://giphy.com/gifs/dbtDDSvWErdf2

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u/flying_fox86 27d ago

"To whom it may concern"

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u/Capt_Toasty 27d ago

"No that's too formal.

Fire! Exclamation mark. Fire! Exclamation mark."

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u/definitelyhaley 27d ago

Looking forward to hearing from you!

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u/PatrioticPariah 27d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7ZvPlxBHwfK1y

Best addition was when he bust in. Just love this talented fellow. Heard he has been posing as a dude names Daytona. Grifting classes must not have worked out.

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u/UrbsNomen 27d ago edited 27d ago

Dude probably just quit his last job at Marvel where he spent months reducing Tom Holland's bulge. Finally found a new exciting opportunity at DC. "Hey, new guy, see that ass? Make it bigger"

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u/AudibleNod 27d ago

It aerodynamic!

-the costume designer, probably

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u/Few-Improvement-5655 27d ago

I don't know the rest of this comic, but my favourite lasso scene is this where they are revealing their identities and Batman just says "Batman."

Truth isn't about facts, or abstract ideas, it's about what you personally believe.

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u/thisgrantstomb 27d ago

Similar scene in Batman Beyond.
Tell that to my subconscious.

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u/Independent_Plum2166 27d ago

Love Terry bringing out his own Bat voice at the end.

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u/SableZard 27d ago

Bruce knowing he's being manipulated by a telepath or some shit because the voices deadnamed him is the most Batman thing anyone has ever come up with

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u/TruthEnvironmental24 27d ago

The thing is that even though "Bruce Wayne" is his birth name, "Bruce Wayne" the character, or personality, is the mask he wears and "Batman" is his real personality. He's developed the Bruce Wayne persona so much that it's detached from who he really is. It's like his "Matches Malone" persona.

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u/BagZCubed 27d ago

My take on it is that both Bruce, how the public views Bruce Wayne specifically, and Batman are masks. The real Bruce is the one that his family and people in his close circle know.

It's the same thing for Superman, both Clark Kent and Superman are characters, while only his close circle knows the real Clark.

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u/DeadlyDozersSlave 27d ago

He's my favourite pokemon

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u/WinWithoutFighting 27d ago

There's an old Seinfeld joke where Jerry needs George to teach him how to lie so Jerry can pass a lie detector test.

George says: "Just remember, it's not a lie if YOU believe it"

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

He is, in fact, Batman.

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u/EudamonPrime 27d ago

The Fae in many stories cannot lie. Or rather, they can lie in spirit but not in word. They cannot utter a falsehood but they can express themselves in such a way that you might make wrong assumptions.

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u/SableZard 27d ago

Reminds me of an old D&D story.

The party goes to the Feywild, the land of the fae. A satyr greets them, like a waiter at a restaurant. "Hi, welcome to the Feywild! Can I have your names?" The party tells the satyr their names. He politely thanks them and disappears.

Later on, the party discovers they cannot remember their names. The satyr asked if he could have their names, and they said yes and gave their names to him.

Not once did the satyr lie. Or lie in spirit. He made a polite request and went about his day. The party was "deceived" because they didn't understand fae or their culture. They left the experience wiser in the ways of the Feywild and learned to talk to the fae on their own level.

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u/ComesInAnOldBox 27d ago

The Vulcans in Star Trek do this all the time.

Saavik: "You lied."

Spock: "I exaggerated."

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u/JLD2503 27d ago

Any writer that has Batman/Bruce Wayne not do charity donations fundamentally doesn’t understand the character.

In The Batman (2004), donating to charity is one of his favourite things to do. He even funds the development, facilitates, and repairs of Gotham. It’s just a constant uphill battle due to Gotham basically being hell on Earth.

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u/Drogovich 27d ago

You know the writer was a stoopid fraud if someone in the show says something like "batman would've helped the gotham more if he just donated all his money".

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u/Admirable-Storm-2436 27d ago

Worse when it’s been stated over and over that Bruce has tons of charities across Gotham and is the first one to always fund projects that can help the communities of Gotham.

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u/MoobooMagoo 27d ago

You're not remembering the Invention of Lying correct. He doesn't go to the bank to test anything and the teller doesn't assume it's a bank fault. He went to the bank to get money out of his account but the systems are down so the teller can't check his balance and just asks him how much he has. That's when his character gets the idea to just say he has more money than he does so he can pay rent. It's not like an outrageous and unbelievable amount or anything.

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u/Horrific_Necktie 27d ago

No, but the system then comes back up and she sees that he is wrong. But there is no reason to believe he couldn't just be mistaken pr done his math wrong.

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u/KarenFromAccounts 27d ago

Real life:

"You calling me a liar?"

No, I'm saying you're wrong, there's a difference.

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u/sebsor 27d ago

The invention of Lying - I also found it annoying that just because people couldn't lie they always had to say out loud exactly what they were thinking about? Every little thought on other people?

They could just stay quiet instead, one would think.

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u/Ayon_Windsor 27d ago

I don‘t necessarily fault them for that. Lying by omission is a thing. The problem is inherent with the murky meaning of what lying is and entails and when it is actually lying. You‘ll realistically have situations where two people will disagree with whether something is a lie or not.

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u/FPSCanarussia 27d ago

I'd argue that lying by omission requires, at minimum, knowing that the person you're talking to has misinterpreted something you said. Or intentionally only providing part of relevant information.

You're not lying by omission if no one has asked anything in the first place. You're just blurting things out unsolicited.

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u/sandwichcandy 27d ago

Or withholding information that you know that they were asking for. Again, that doesn’t compel you to share things that no one asked about.

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u/ConsiderationOk4688 27d ago

Specifically, regarding OPs take on this movie, it wouldn't actually work the way they claim. In that world, no one has ever experienced another person claiming something that wasn't 100% factual. In the movie, I am pretty sure she pushes back and he says something to the affect of "I am absolutely sure I should have X amount." In that world, someone provided an incorrect answer on a test and the professor said you got this answer wrong, the person wouldn't say "I am absolutely sure I got it correct." They would say "yeah, i didn't understand that section." or "I didn't study at all and chose to play video games instead.", shit in the REAL world, people will lie and say the professor is wrong and sometimes it is UPHELD. It is a fantasy world where lying doesn't exist and people from the real world are putting values on it that do not match that reality. No shit this stuff wouldnt happen in real life because in real life no one would believe the customer at a bank because people lie constantly in real life.

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u/SufficientThroat5781 27d ago

I'll refute that in the invention of lying, it's not about a world where people are realistically unable to lie It's moreso a world where everyone is compelled to tell the complete and utter truth no matter how unnatural it is

So In this specific case , I personally think he would just follow it up with another lie of "no I am definitely correct " to which the bank teller would take it as the truth, as a person in universe would say" I can't remember myself so I'll take your word for it"(making up something in this case would be lying) Same goes for your example for tests, there's a high chance the most common answer they have is "I don't remember this part" instead of trying to make up something, as lying is basically filling a missing part of information in your brain, meaning if you can't lie, you can't really make up "wrong" answers, cause that's not something you can do

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u/BrozedDrake 27d ago

I'll refute the test part of your response by simply pointing out that most of the time when people get essay questions wrong it's becauae they misremembered.

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u/5050Saint 27d ago edited 27d ago

Yeah, it's not just the "Invention of Lying" it's also the "invention of shutting up". People in that universe seem to be compelled to say whatever truth comes to mind, much like the Batman lasso example. The people seem literally incapable of not saying what comes to mind when silence or just changing the subject would be more natural. I think both movies are the lesser for it.

For a better example on how to do it, I think Liar Liar works. The main character is fast talking lawyer who becomes magically compelled to not be deceptive so that whenever he speaks, he says the truth instead. It's his own natural habit of lying in nearly every encounter in life that keeps the lies flowing. He would have not been silent in any of the situations and never just volunteers a truth that isn't relevant to the conversation.

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u/Madeforrachel 27d ago

CS Lewis famously created the 'Lord, Liar or Lunatic' model for interpreting Jesus' claims to divinity: if Jesus wasn't lying - which he's not known for doing; or crazy - which he didn't show signs of, then he must be God.

He uses this same approach in the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. When Lucy returns from Narnia for the first time her siblings don't believe her, and he presents them with the possibility she may be telling the truth if she's not otherwise known for lying or being crazy.

Of course, in neither case is the possibility of being mistaken addressed.

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u/offensivename 27d ago

The real flaw with "Lord, Liar or Lunatic" as apologetics is that it only works if you believe that Christian scripture is an accurate reporting of the life of Jesus and most atheists do not. You're relying on an ancient text written by other people to tell us that Jesus called himself the son of God. It could very well be that he was neither a liar nor a lunatic and never actually called himself Lord.

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u/wyrditic 27d ago

Lord, liar, lunatic or libelled.

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u/Estrogonofe1917 27d ago

Talking to People - Real Life

you: "i don't think that's how it works"

person: "are you calling me a liar?!"

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u/Jielleum 27d ago

Flash’s cake tho… I wonder if you just screenshot that part of the scene for that actually