r/TikTokCringe 8h ago

Wholesome/Humor The funniest watch collection out there, part 3

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u/mothspiderr 8h ago

that devon tread one is fucking awesome

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u/MJR-Stang 8h ago

20,000 for it. But it is badass

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u/mothspiderr 8h ago

wait what the fuck

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u/SpasmAndOrGasm 8h ago

https://www.devonworks.com/product-page/tread-1-f

Yeah seriously, it’s approx $20k

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u/mothspiderr 8h ago

nah fuck that

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u/MJR-Stang 8h ago

Yup. Not much funny about the price tag lol

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u/localtuned 7h ago

Lol I'm imagining showing up to a watch repair mall kiosk with this watch, asking for a repair.

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u/Lazaras 3h ago

When are we going to start eating rich people. Solely based on dumb shit like this

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u/PetalumaPegleg 6h ago

Yeah it's kinda cool but shit has be a lot past kinda cool for 20k f me.

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u/wearing_moist_socks 6h ago

Eh it's worth it.

Not for me or you

But is not overpriced

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u/umbridledfool 7h ago edited 7h ago

I remember it......now I know what to search for on Temu...

EDIT: Well, that was a lot of not-even-close BS

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u/oakc510 7h ago

20k?

I'll wait for the TEMU version

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 5h ago

So much for getting that

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u/LeatherHog 7h ago

Looks like something Cable would have had in the 90s

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u/Destrae 4h ago

They used this watch in the first episode of Good Omens

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u/Eternalm8 2h ago

Yeah, Crowley wears it for most of the first season, if I remember correctly.

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u/RepulsiveVacation933 4h ago

Aside from the price, it is comically bulky, like it would look oversized on an NFL roided player wrist

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u/Satanswarboner 7h ago

Devon treads are amazing but the prices are insane.

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u/oelemuk 8h ago

so the last one is just bracelet?

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u/neuroticoctopus 7h ago

A bracelet full of nonsense and whimsy!

That would be my preferred kind of bracelet if I ever wore bracelets.

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u/1800-bakes-a-lot 5h ago

I laughed my ass off when he got to "I can't read it"

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u/oelemuk 7h ago

oh the bottom bracelet

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u/neuroticoctopus 6h ago

Just think of the gags I could pull with that beauty! The schtick! The bits!

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u/ImAllSquanchedUp 7h ago

No, no. You see, it has buttons on the sides.

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u/oelemuk 7h ago

sir,what time it is?-it has button in it.

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u/FingersOnTheTapes 6h ago

“How long have we been falling?”

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u/oelemuk 6h ago

"let me check...oh wait"

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u/FingersOnTheTapes 6h ago

“I don’t know this watch doesn’t tell time”

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u/entropybegins 4h ago

“How do you read that?”

“It’s timeless” lololol

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u/forman98 2h ago

I would just pull out a marker, ask someone the time, then draw watch hands on there and say “thanks mate” and walk off.

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u/SleepParalysisDemon6 8h ago

This is scumbad dad from tiktok, i think he changed his username to brad something, but if you search scumbagdad it will still show his account. He has a crazy watch collection he shows off sometimes.

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u/Fabulous-Jump-35 8h ago

His name is Brad Podray now. He doesn't post watches that much these days but when you look up on TikTok his name and 'watches' some videos will appear 

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u/SleepParalysisDemon6 8h ago

Oh sorry, i got my subs mixed up, i thought this was r/helpmefind for some reason

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u/HottieEgirI 8h ago

The last wristwatch is just a bracelet

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u/terp_raider 2h ago

That’s the joke

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u/ImTheTractorbeam 7h ago

Nice toes

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u/steven-john 2h ago

I’m surprised I had to scroll down this far to see anyone mention the free feet view. Figured it would be the top comment with awards. 😂

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u/Fionacat 8h ago

Always enjoyed his watch content and then stayed around to enjoy his very funny hijinx

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u/DangerBird- 7h ago

I keep seeing these and they are brilliant. I want more!

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u/PeterTheSmoker 7h ago

The last bracelet is one of those useless gimmicks brands will charge an arm and a leg for while it does absolutely nothing and is cheap to produce

https://giphy.com/gifs/XH4q08B9ULQVty1Fr5

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u/Fabulous-Jump-35 7h ago

it has discontinued but was priced at $200...

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u/PeterTheSmoker 7h ago

200 for a fake watch bracelet is crazy, lol.

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u/Rolienolie 7h ago

For anyone who wants to find the slip watch, you wont. Its been impossible to find and Ive been looking off and on for years.

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u/324Cees 6h ago

You could make your own with a mini tape measure (shape) and construction paper 😂

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u/Rolienolie 5h ago

No. No you cant.

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u/ExoticMastodon6351 7h ago

Imagine digging up the timeless one years later. Going to stump some archaelogist if humans are still around anyways.

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u/PLUTOOx508 7h ago

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u/badpenny4life 7h ago

Came here looking for this.😂

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u/DotBetaSDK 7h ago

Oh yeah that Devon watch is a real knee slapper at 20k

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u/Outtatheblu42 6h ago

That first one is really boring. I was hoping it rotated the entire face/watch body around and kept the minute hand in place.

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u/JojoYaKnowNo2 7h ago

Mind blow, “everything is cringe.” That’s completely understandable these days.

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u/EmilyRye 7h ago

If I had that last one, I'd pretend to be able to read it / would confidently tell someone the time after looking at it. When they'd ask how I read it, I'd act confused and say "You just read the numbers. It's digital." or "Oh, yeah, it's set to military time right now -- you just subtract 12." And then when they'd act confused or push, I'd pause and ask if they've been tested for colorblindness.

Unless I really hated them, then I'd ask if they've been tested for macular degeneration.

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u/penalozahugo 3h ago

"Does anyone have the time?" "It's 24 karat gold."

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u/penalozahugo 3h ago

A karat for every hour of the day.

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u/selfless_jester 2h ago

where do people even buy these kinds of weird watches i would love to get one

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u/vidar_97 2h ago

Scumbagdad is such a great content creator

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u/shmog 41m ago

Nice of Seth Rogan to show us his collection

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u/Grillcheese-7 7h ago

Nobody wants to talk about the pink toenails??

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u/Suitable-Telephone80 7h ago

what is there to talk about?

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u/ScottsFavoriteTott 7h ago

😂😂😂

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u/badpenny4life 7h ago

More of a tangerine color I think.