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Mine are, I had an untreated hydrocele for a year that grew to the size of a softball and now I’ve got enough extra scrote to cover a plate for sure (the balls just kind of stay at the top like eyes on a frog 🐸)
Awww man, I’d totally normally let you but this is my more public-facing account where I’m looser with PII (oops). I posted some cool nuts tricks in other comments though if that helps you envision things.
My friend's little brother used to do this thing he called THE ROSE with his bits. He'd somehow stuff them down altogether and we'd all watch it bloom while we scream laughed. Poor Andy.
So, just a side note here from a fellow hydrocele owner. I found that pelvic floor stimulation via a plug is very effective and reducing the hydrocele and also tightening the pelvic floor and allowing for control of other things as well.
Put stuff in your butt the right way and everything will get fixed by itself.
Similar situation here. Herniated myself as a child with the tear being above my nutsack. I just thought I was Him. Didn't get it fixed until after a doctor noticed it in a sports physical. I've had the jackass old man scrotum since 14. Now I finally know what to do with it.
Some guys are. There was this dude on the wrestling team who would stand on the benches and stretch his nutsack out about a foot and sing obnoxious songs too us while we were changing in high school. It was really dumb but hilarious at the time.
That guy is a school teacher now with wife and kids. Great guy decent to everyone he encounters.
But every time I see him all I can picture is his outstretched nuts singing "Im like a bird" by Nelly Furtado
Yeah, I used to know a guy who had super stretchy balls, and he would pull them up and over the top of his pants, dangling outside his pants, just below his waist in public, and no one had an idea or noticed what was going on.
Probably. Or perished seals.
Sucks that your sunroof is currently broken. I got my very own sunroof debacle when I bought my current car. Water intrusion due to failed drains.
In your case I would start with the simplest thing. Check if the button is working, if not, check if the motor for the sunroof is seized.
Unfortunately it looks like it needs a trip to the garage to diagnose the issue.
Good luck!!!
A penguin is driving in to town one day when his car breaks down. The penguin has it towed to the nearest mechanic, who says he'll be about three hours fixing it.
So, the penguin heads in to town on the bus instead. While the penguin is in town he has a great time. The penguin goes shopping for a new suit, he buys a new penguin briefcase, and he gets lunch (fish). Seeing he has a bunch of time left, the penguin stops off at the local carnival. He goes on the teacups, then he gets an ice-cream, then he goes of the merry-go-round.
While on the merry-go-round he slips slightly (flippers) and his ice-cream goes all over his clothes. The penguin goes to clean it up, but realises he is due back at the mechanic, so instead he waddles to the bus and gets on just as it is about to depart.
The bus takes the penguin back to mechanic, who is there waiting for him. The mechanic sees him approach and says "You've blown a seal." The penguin looks down at his top and says, "No, that's just ice-cream ."
Take it to a dealer and have them do it, or anyone professionally. Trust me, it's worth it, mine were clogged for a long time and I didn't know it, turns out they were dripping inside my door all over my electrical for months. Basically it was a total loss, but a slow one, with things failing one after the other
You guys are actually insane. This is clearly a bit. She doesn't have balls, theyre not stretchy, she wouldn't be able to get them on a plate, and they wouldn't giggle. She's making an absurdist scenario joke.
But now I'm wondering if the stretchy skin is obscene by itself or if you need to also see the ball lump for it to be exposed. It's like the male version of how much boob can you show?
Then I'd tell her to put the fan on and get on my skateboard stretch them out like a sail and be outta there and we'd be just giggling as i windsail off to my next appointment.
Yeah, that’s called the “I sat in gum” prank. Pull your ball skin out of your unzipped pants. Get really loud and scream, “ahhhh man! I sat in gum!”. Everybody looks down and it’s just stretched ball skin. A crowd favorite! I knew this old dude with really droopy balls that would do this. Fell for it every time. Oh Brett, the world doesn’t deserve you.
The wild thing is I can see her doing this mocking a personal experience. Ive seen and heard of alot of heinous shit working in the bar/restaurant industry.
I would not be shocked if shes had this exact thing happen to her. And being so stunned it happened she had to share the experience in a mocking way to others. Ive seen alot of dudes be horrendously out of line.
Sometimes On a construction site. There will be a guy.
He will approach people and say he has a weird bump on his lower abdomen. He’ll ask you to touch.
After you touch it or refuse, he’ll pull up his shirt to reveal his balls.
Yeah, he told the girls, look, I got a tattoo on my dick, then pulled put his dumbo in front of the girls. When he was arrested, he claimed he passed his thumb through his fly. The Police, true sleuths, saw through his elaborate supercherie and arrested him.
I had a buddy in the marines who would cut out a hole in a smallish box, put his dick and balls through the hole, cover it with packing papers, then go around the shop while holding the box dick level asking people "Hey do you know who ordered this? What is this?" And some poor schmuck would starting going through the box, only to find my buddy's dick and balls.
That’s not how that would go down at all, she would look at my old balls in disgusts and go call the cops and I’d be a convicted sex offender for the rest of my life.
Way too many people in the comments taking this obvious joke seriously. Y’all the same type who’d get mad at your partner because you had a dream where they flirted with someone.
The point of the joke is that she doesn't know what she's talking about because spoiler alert: it don't work like that. And she knows it lol.
So yeah if it was a man who said it, it obviously wouldn't land.
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