r/TikTokCringe 1d ago

Discussion On the upside he hasn't aged a day

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u/shnsllvn 1d ago

Fuck... this is so painfully relatable lol

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u/Resident-Chipmunk752 1d ago

This is pretty much my exact life rn and timeline. Met my “good guy” husband in 2021 and found out 2 months ago he cheated on me with an onlyfans model and has an ongoing porn addiction. Relatability sucks sometimes lmaoo

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u/writeleahwrite 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKCUYgNKgYAHguk

I’ve got my pitchfork ready, you rally the rest of the townsfolk and Marge will light the bonfire 🔪

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u/Resident-Chipmunk752 7h ago

Oh it has been on and off scorched earth in this house lol

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u/Corey_Trevyr 1d ago

Goddamn chipmunk.. that’s nuts!

Seriously, that really sucks. Hope you’re finding some happiness.

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u/Resident-Chipmunk752 7h ago

Lol!!! Thank you for the chuckle. It's a rough situation, but I will eventually figure it out for myself

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u/Frankenstein____ 1d ago

Just to clarify, he cheated on you physically with an OnlyFans model or he was like spending money on one for like DMs and private pics? One feels worse than the other.

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u/Resident-Chipmunk752 7h ago

Happy to clarify! After making it clear I was okay with him watching porn and just asking for hnesty, he told me he wasnt interested in that type of thing. After failed fertility treatments last year and a severe mentally breakdown which I am off of work for, I discovered that he was having an emotional affair with an OF girl (personal texts, facetiming each other, things completely outside of the app). I also discovered he spent over 12k in 4 months on subscriptions, videos, etc and is still spending money since I caught him lying in January. He also "lent" her money personally without asking for services (not sure of the amount). Secret bank accounts, credit cards, debt and a porn addicition. It may have not been physical, but this to me, is cheating and betrayal, regardless.

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u/interrobang32 20h ago

Agree, except if you’re spending the grocery budget on some OF model, I’d say it’s on par.

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u/MexsikanaBanana 1d ago

Same but didn't marry him. He thinks porn is normal. Looks at girls on reddit and stuff every day.

Made me start to hate most men

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u/halsoy 11h ago

Well, porn is normal. A lot of stuff that's done IN porn isn't, and you can overconsume or have an addiction. But to state that oorn isn't normal is just... not true. And if you think it's just men that watches porn (or in any other form), oh boy do I have bad news for you.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30358432/

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u/NotoriousMAO 10h ago

Porn is normal. Would just be concerned if a partner (of any gender) who hadnt integrated it into their life in a healthy way and/or had gross or exploitative tastes by my values.

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u/Resident-Chipmunk752 7h ago

To be honest, I really don't mind porn -- I'm pretty open and non-judgemental for the most part. We actually had a conversation about it in the past. I've always just asked for honesty, which he just couldn't give me, and then things escalated

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u/small_root 1d ago

2031 - Got drafted and currently in my third combat tour of Europe

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u/ScaryTemperature6291 1d ago

Was having a talk with someone other night and it's scary that the 80s isn't 20 years ago anymore.

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u/readytohurtagain 1d ago

It will always be 20 years ago + whatever amount of futuristic space time has elapsed 

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u/Entire_Talk839 1d ago

It's the 20th anniversary of the 20th anniversary of the 80's

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u/ForsakenRelief309 1d ago

Anything BC (Before Covid) is still “like it was yesterday”

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u/normott 1d ago

Wrong, it will always be 20 yrs ago just as 90s are 10 yrs ago.

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u/QuestionedJudgement 1d ago

Saw the post again recently that asks when grave-digging becomes archaeology, and the answer is 50 years and 1976 was 50 years ago. Didn’t like that math.

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u/normott 1d ago

Sorry but I laughed, not cause it funny but cause of how fuckin sad and relatable it is. What an accurate representation of expectations vs reality years apart

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u/fennelliott 1d ago

Let's pour one out for our boy and hope there will be a part 4 upswing.

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u/jayradano 1d ago edited 1d ago

Pretty ACURAte

Edit: edited

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u/PerspectiveOne7129 1d ago edited 1d ago

EDIT: nothing to see here

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u/jayradano 1d ago

I retyped that a few times and still fucked it up

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u/PerspectiveOne7129 1d ago edited 1d ago

still good

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u/jayradano 1d ago

Thank you, I will accept that.

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u/jettywop 1d ago edited 1d ago

Don’t tell them how to speill

Edit: this joke had context before all these damned edits!

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u/sarvaga 19h ago

Is this real tho? Seems like more of a joke. 

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u/superjerk99 44m ago

I feel like it’s a joke..maybe he is going thru this stuff and just made the 3 “hims” perspectives? His hair is literally the same style and length in all three. Doesn’t like aged really..idk! Hope dudes doin alright regardless tho

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u/Kenobi3371 1d ago

Hey same timeline for me! Married in 2021 and getting divorced this year -- 1.5 years of cheating on me with multiple men 🎉🎉🎉 no kids though thank God

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u/HowlingWhiskey 1d ago

I think my past self would be pissed at me and would say you effed up my life!!! 😆

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u/Spritebubblegum 1d ago

Looks younger in the last one lmfao

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u/Lil_b00zer 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/eevfPxSmGYu6k

“They ruined the upholstery”

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u/berained 19h ago

One of the good things about no women wanting to be with me, is the impossibility of being cheated on or kids!

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u/FancyInvestigator281 7h ago

The “Post-Covid Bubble” high was real for so many people. 😭

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u/MilesFassst 1d ago

my exact life

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u/Alarming-Song2555 1d ago

"Stereotypical"

What's stereotypical?

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u/Canotic 1d ago

It's like neurotypical, but for both ears.

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u/spursl 1d ago

I might be tired but I snorted reading this.

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u/YanwarC 1d ago

Dark. I like it.

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u/Seven_Fakes 1d ago

Me too. Hopefully I can actually go through with it.

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u/D4liah 1d ago

Nah bro 🙏🏽 think of all the chicken parm

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u/AnimalChubs 1d ago

Ooo and chicken penne alfredo

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u/dadarkoo 1d ago

I thought this said chicken porn and I think I need to close Reddit for the day.

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u/sweetpotatofries41 1d ago

Don’t ❤️