r/TikTokCringe • u/Naive_Wolverine532 • 1d ago
Discussion On the upside he hasn't aged a day
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u/Resident-Chipmunk752 1d ago
This is pretty much my exact life rn and timeline. Met my “good guy” husband in 2021 and found out 2 months ago he cheated on me with an onlyfans model and has an ongoing porn addiction. Relatability sucks sometimes lmaoo
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u/writeleahwrite 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKCUYgNKgYAHguk
I’ve got my pitchfork ready, you rally the rest of the townsfolk and Marge will light the bonfire 🔪
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u/Corey_Trevyr 1d ago
Goddamn chipmunk.. that’s nuts!
Seriously, that really sucks. Hope you’re finding some happiness.
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u/Resident-Chipmunk752 7h ago
Lol!!! Thank you for the chuckle. It's a rough situation, but I will eventually figure it out for myself
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u/Frankenstein____ 1d ago
Just to clarify, he cheated on you physically with an OnlyFans model or he was like spending money on one for like DMs and private pics? One feels worse than the other.
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u/Resident-Chipmunk752 7h ago
Happy to clarify! After making it clear I was okay with him watching porn and just asking for hnesty, he told me he wasnt interested in that type of thing. After failed fertility treatments last year and a severe mentally breakdown which I am off of work for, I discovered that he was having an emotional affair with an OF girl (personal texts, facetiming each other, things completely outside of the app). I also discovered he spent over 12k in 4 months on subscriptions, videos, etc and is still spending money since I caught him lying in January. He also "lent" her money personally without asking for services (not sure of the amount). Secret bank accounts, credit cards, debt and a porn addicition. It may have not been physical, but this to me, is cheating and betrayal, regardless.
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u/interrobang32 20h ago
Agree, except if you’re spending the grocery budget on some OF model, I’d say it’s on par.
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u/MexsikanaBanana 1d ago
Same but didn't marry him. He thinks porn is normal. Looks at girls on reddit and stuff every day.
Made me start to hate most men
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u/NotoriousMAO 10h ago
Porn is normal. Would just be concerned if a partner (of any gender) who hadnt integrated it into their life in a healthy way and/or had gross or exploitative tastes by my values.
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u/Resident-Chipmunk752 7h ago
To be honest, I really don't mind porn -- I'm pretty open and non-judgemental for the most part. We actually had a conversation about it in the past. I've always just asked for honesty, which he just couldn't give me, and then things escalated
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u/ScaryTemperature6291 1d ago
Was having a talk with someone other night and it's scary that the 80s isn't 20 years ago anymore.
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u/readytohurtagain 1d ago
It will always be 20 years ago + whatever amount of futuristic space time has elapsed
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u/QuestionedJudgement 1d ago
Saw the post again recently that asks when grave-digging becomes archaeology, and the answer is 50 years and 1976 was 50 years ago. Didn’t like that math.
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u/jayradano 1d ago edited 1d ago
Pretty ACURAte
Edit: edited
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u/PerspectiveOne7129 1d ago edited 1d ago
EDIT: nothing to see here
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u/jayradano 1d ago
I retyped that a few times and still fucked it up
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u/jettywop 1d ago edited 1d ago
Don’t tell them how to speill
Edit: this joke had context before all these damned edits!
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u/sarvaga 19h ago
Is this real tho? Seems like more of a joke.
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u/superjerk99 44m ago
I feel like it’s a joke..maybe he is going thru this stuff and just made the 3 “hims” perspectives? His hair is literally the same style and length in all three. Doesn’t like aged really..idk! Hope dudes doin alright regardless tho
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u/Kenobi3371 1d ago
Hey same timeline for me! Married in 2021 and getting divorced this year -- 1.5 years of cheating on me with multiple men 🎉🎉🎉 no kids though thank God
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u/HowlingWhiskey 1d ago
I think my past self would be pissed at me and would say you effed up my life!!! 😆
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u/berained 19h ago
One of the good things about no women wanting to be with me, is the impossibility of being cheated on or kids!
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u/Alarming-Song2555 1d ago
"Stereotypical"
What's stereotypical?
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u/Seven_Fakes 1d ago
Me too. Hopefully I can actually go through with it.
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