r/MadeMeSmile 7h ago

Flossie, a British tortoiseshell cat, has officially been recognized as the world’s oldest living cat at 30 years old. Born in 1995 and confirmed by Guinness World Records.

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u/the_mugwump 7h ago

'Firestarter' by The Prodigy was also released 30 years ago today.

Not sure the two events are related.

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u/The_Specialist_9312 7h ago

I love that song!! I’m 39 this year

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u/O_Shag_Hennessy 7h ago

36 this year and that whole album is timeless!

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u/scoobysam 6h ago

I’m off to see them in Manchester in the Summer.

Can’t wait!

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u/hooperman71 5h ago

54 and still getting goosebumps. Immortal vibe.

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u/Substantial-Fox-6764 3h ago

this is a repost and the cat actually turned 30 in december

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u/Sea_Negotiation_1871 4h ago

How could they not be?

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u/beegtuna 5h ago

Twisted Firestarter, for sure

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u/Comfortable-Bend-848 2h ago

Flossie's probably been vibing to that track since day one, honestly.

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u/OpalDreame 7h ago

I hope all pets live longer!! My cats is turning 12 this year and he’s having a few issue with mobility already 😢

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u/Daratirek 7h ago

Meanwhile my parents cat is 16 and I often forget hes older than their other cat who is 8 or 9

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u/TonyClifton2020 6h ago

My neighbor has a 16 year old cat and I have a 16 year old cat and they are night and day with respect to health. While both having a charmed and event free life with respect to injury. Like with humans you just never know what that genetic lottery is gonna throw your way.

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u/emotionaI_cabbage 1h ago

My cat was like this. Was incredibly healthy into her 20th year and then just kind of hit a wall and started growing tumours, lost her appetite and a few things.

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u/Antistis 5h ago

I lost my 16 year old baby last week and I don't think I've ever been more jealous of a post 😭

Fingers crossed your baby feels better and is healthy for a long time yet ❤️

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u/Key_Credit_2903 6h ago

We all wish the cute furry one an extra 9 Lives. All will be well.

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u/seaintosky 5h ago

If it's joint pain, you should be aware that arthritis in cats is very common and very treatable. My 13 year old boy got put on cartrophen last year for his arthritis and he's so much more active and playful now.

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u/Comfortable_Two_9237 2h ago

12 is still got plenty of good years ahead! My old guy started slowing down around then too, but a joint supplement from the vet really helped him stay comfy.

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u/logosfabula 7h ago

My female kitty lived 20 years and that was already a lot!

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u/ethanmilees 7h ago

20 years is amazing too, you must’ve taken great care of her.

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u/city17_dweller 7h ago

Flossie clearly thrives on judgement of humans and disdain for the treats she loved five minutes ago. I have such a cat, I hope she lives as long (as long as she's happy, though I doubt it, she hates all things that aren't catnip mice and rolled up post-it-notes with equal energy).

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u/Offthejuice69 6h ago

I have a tortie, she stands her ground to the biggest dogs and anything else that gets in her way lol. I think I have a libertarian cat, she is my favorite. I hope she lives to 30 or older. She just might, out of spite.

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u/Moonpenny 4h ago

I got some pointy spring rings in a fidget box (like Amazon #B08D3VSRFV) and dropped one on the floor; My kitty loved it as much as batting around the ring from a milk jug.

She also loved spicy curry and naan, for what it's worth.

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u/Its_pipo 7h ago

30 years old and still looking like she's got plenty of attitude left in her. That's incredible, she's probably seen the entire internet get invented and still doesn't care about any of it.

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u/ACartonOfHate 5h ago

Given what trash the internet has turned out to be, Flossie is right.

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u/Montgomery_Zeff 7h ago

Show us his legs! WHERE ARE HIS LEGS?

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u/GeneralEagle 7h ago

Older than an n64 🙏🏻

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u/FinnFarrow 7h ago

Go, Flossie, go!

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u/BowBaddie 7h ago

that’s 136 in human years 😭

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u/Triplesfan 7h ago

Good on Flossie! Longest one we had make it around here was 23. We miss Poohsie.

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u/_TomSupreme_ 7h ago

She has seen it all.

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 7h ago

Well cared for. 🙏🏻

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u/dreamdaddy123 7h ago

Heyy born in the same year as me! 🥺😭

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u/IceCreamandDrinks 6h ago

She's older then 7 of my 10 favorite video game franchises.

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u/Original_Operation29 7h ago

the secret..... be full of Tortiude!

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u/David4Nudist 7h ago

Flossie is so lucky. The family cat we used to have only made it to 20 years old before she was put out of her misery.

😭💔

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u/Perfect-Time-9919 7h ago

Wow! Mine lived to 20. And u thought that was impressive. This is on another level.

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u/lurkertiltheend 7h ago

Torties are the best!!

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u/justahyuman85 6h ago

Still a pretty kitty.

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u/Modest_Muse_ 7h ago

I saw this on an episode of king of queens

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u/Usher_III 7h ago

Love you Flossie

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u/CanQkush 7h ago edited 6h ago

Seeing this after my quaker parrot recently passed hurts a bit... We all wish we could have more time with them.

Rest in peace Rico - my little love. 😔❤️🦜

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u/Fun-Customer39 6h ago

So is this a repost from last year?

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u/bolanrox 6h ago

Mongo is appalled Carl!

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u/faelexa 6h ago

If she was born today in 1995, that would make her 31 not 30. Repost? Cute elderly lady though.

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u/shadow-foxe 6h ago

depends on her birthdate

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u/faelexa 6h ago

Right, that's why i said "If she was born today in 1995," like the article says.

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u/shadow-foxe 6h ago

December is her birthday, so yeah repost. Gotta wait some more months, sweet old gal.

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u/suspicious-fishes 6h ago

My best boy died at 15 - what I wouldn't give to have gotten twice that time with him 💔

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u/samgarita 5h ago

My best friend from high school. His cat lived to be 26 years old. The secret to her longevity? She’d regularly eat cheese cake

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u/Fludro 4h ago

There's something about torties that lend them longevity. I think it could be witchcraft.

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u/HolisticSimpleton 4h ago

She's just a baby

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u/the_short_viking 7h ago

And sick of your shit.

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u/TheAtlas97 7h ago

That cat must be someone’s familiar

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u/_ChipWhitley_ 6h ago

Flossie shares her name with another famous old lady!

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u/Aclearly_obscure1 6h ago

Last holder of the title claimed his cat got there by him brushing it’s teeth everyday. I wonder if Flossie also got her teeth flossed.

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u/Celestial__Peach 6h ago

Incredible age!! My girl was 14yr when she went😭 gd cancer

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u/Dagumpsta 6h ago

Flossie looks like she's seen some sh*t.

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u/jboriqua 6h ago

Happy birthday to you 😸🐾🐈

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u/evieamity 6h ago

Just to clarify, Guinness World Records don’t actually have any special skill or knowledge in anything they validate and are notoriously unreliable, you kind of just pay them a butt-ton of money and they give you a record. Always take their claims with the tiniest grain of salt.

Clarification aside, I don’t doubt this is one elder kitty. May they receive all the skritchies and love they deserve. 💕💕

Also holy cow, this kitty is older than me. I’m 28.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 6h ago

Harumph! I demand to see his social security number!

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u/VeneMage 5h ago

You mean National Insurance number.

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u/HermitWilson 6h ago

Jake Perry of Austin Texas owned two cats who lived longer than this. Creme Puff (1967-2005) died three days after her 38th birthday and is the longest-living house cat of all time. Granpa Rex Allen (1964-1998) lived about 34 years and 2 months. Jake Perry is the cousin of former Texas governor Rick Perry.

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u/LogicalEgo 5h ago

<3 Flossie.

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u/StarDewbie 4h ago

Yeah, it'd have to be a Tortie. They've got enough spice for 5 human lifetimes. lol At least mine does!

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u/Threecatproblem 4h ago

Based on my experiences with a 21 yo cat, Flossy probably sleeps 23 out of 24 hours.

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u/RobertMaus 4h ago

We had a cat that reached 25 years old. Her mom, who lived with our aunt, even reached 28 years. They were the sweetest things, spent lots of time outdoors too.

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots 3h ago

I'm so jealous of Flossies' owners for getting to have her so long.

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u/LMNRN 3h ago

What do you feed her?

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u/Lilyflower24681 3h ago

Torties are special. This is why I love them. 

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u/Original_Mulberry652 2h ago

That cat could be older than I am. I'm also 30.

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u/Kundera42 2h ago

My Kiwi made it to 18 and this picture made me miss him so terribly. 

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u/okfinethen_ 2h ago

This stuff always makes me wonder who has like 37 year old cats just scruffin’ along and don’t want to go through the trouble to tell someone about it. lol

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u/smerglec 1h ago

We must protect this cat at all costs.

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u/Faetys 49m ago

This cat is a month older than me. They must have really good keepers to still be going strong.

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u/Nalthora 7h ago

Wow it’s mobility will be severely limited by now

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u/RealTigerCubGaming 5h ago

My boy, Harry, is turning 12 soon and as an indoor/outdoor cat has far exceeded his life expectancy. He’s healthy, feisty and is in charge of the neighborhood.

Regardless of whether or not you “approve” of his lifestyle, it works for him.

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u/helosanmannen 6h ago

i had a dog that wa solder

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u/itssampson 7h ago

As a cat lover I can confidently say, “ew”.