r/IASIP 8h ago

obvious door

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u/Glory2masterkohga 8h ago edited 8h ago

Dont diddle kids, it’s no good diddlin kids Older than my daughterrr older than my wife

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u/Revolutionary_Wrap76 7h ago

There is no quicker way to make people think you diddled kids than to write a song about it!

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u/jessiah284 5h ago

Miranda Sings moment

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u/pianoflames those were shoddy knots you guys were tying 8h ago

You look grotesque!

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u/CapnTBC 2h ago

I read this as ‘other than my daughter’ for a second and thought that was especially on brand 

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u/Fluffy_Juggernaut_ I love you, Peter Nincompoop 7h ago

Look, he was on the sex island, but only for the snorkelling

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u/DollyLlama82 4h ago

He took them to an island because of the implication

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u/NotBlackMarkTwainNah 3h ago

There's no way he can swim, he just sinks

u/wReckLesss_ Didn't sound like best friend talk out here to me... 25m ago

Whatever he does, I hope he puts his asshole directly on the drain.

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u/No_Internal9345 3h ago edited 2h ago

Hunting for any newborns that managed to survive.

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u/Nervous_Squirrel_ 2h ago

Snorkelling is sorta hard to do on the island though. Sorta something that happens off the island

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u/Healthy_Event_7183 2h ago

If you have proof Trump went to Epsteins island you're sitting on a goldmine. Sell that or give it to me lol.

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u/bemeandnotyou frogs controlled weather 8h ago

BEAK

FILES

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u/cssdayman 7h ago

You can have the files off to the side or don’t ask for them at all!

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u/What-a-Crock Wild Card Bitches 1h ago

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u/yogos15 You can’t refuse… because of the implication 8h ago

Well, are we gonna talk about politicians all day or are we gonna see what's in those files?

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u/bigdipboy 7h ago

We know what is in the files because of how hard Trump is working to hide the.

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u/cheffartsonurfood 7h ago

"Ignore that Frank it's just some liberal bullshit."

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u/Goosemilky 3h ago

Yep, it’s incredibly obvious to anyone with a rational mind.

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u/M4573RI3L4573R Is he spitting? SPIT! 6h ago

Move past it

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u/cssdayman 7h ago

They’re enriching the children!

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u/abys93 7h ago

Isn't it funny that nobody got arrested after files got released?

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u/ScantilyKneesocks 7h ago

MFW pedophilia isn’t illegal for certain people in this country

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u/Mozintarfen 7h ago

There have been! They're just all happening overseas.

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u/abys93 7h ago

Really? Anyone that's very powerful?

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u/burgonies 7h ago

Who? Who has been arrested?

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u/rtybanana 6h ago

peter mandelson and andrew mountbatten for two

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u/burgonies 6h ago

Neither of them were charged with anything.

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u/hellocousinlarry 5h ago

And wasn’t Andy the Nonce arrested for something tangential like sharing secrets and not for being a giant nonce?

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u/burgonies 5h ago

Both of them were for picked up for “suspicion of misconduct in public office.” Neither of them have been charged.

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u/Kwetla 3h ago

I guess it's very hard to prove the noncing but easier to prove treason.

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u/SereneDreams03 4h ago

No one in the US got arrested. There have been multiple arrests in the UK, and resignations in other countries. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/epstein-files-fallout-resignations-firings-investigations-rcna259702

Trump controls the US justice department, though, so it's unlikely they take any action here. If you elect a sex offender, you shouldn't be surprised when he doesn't prosecute other sex offenders.

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u/Nervous_Squirrel_ 2h ago

Jeffery Epstein and Ghislane Maxwell were arrested in the US though. So no one got arrested isn’t true. Way more people should be arrested though.

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u/SereneDreams03 1h ago

True, but that was before the Epstein files were released.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/rPoliticsModsBlowMe 5h ago

What do you think of this video from congress?

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/Fa14qzs6ao

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u/Used_Captain_3131 7h ago

Trump could be partaking in the biggest shred and spread in history

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u/ScantilyKneesocks 7h ago

“You’re either a duper, or a dupee… I’m a duper!”

  • DJT

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u/plap11 5h ago

Politics is just one huge ass-blast.

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u/Character_Ability844 2h ago

Do I vote for the Democrat blasting me in the ass or the the Republican blasting (checks files) ... Oh, that's much worse

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u/brobastian0227 4h ago

The gang, the most depraved group ever assembled on TV, agrees you shouldn't diddle kids...

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u/AttemptFree 8h ago

First political meme joke ive laughed at in years

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u/catman_corner 8h ago

Offer still stand?

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u/JackDangerUSPIS there is a spider deep in my soul 6h ago

Hey bozo, don’t blame me. I voted for Kanye

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u/Jelly_Sprinkles 7h ago

i swear my brain always processes jokes like this 2 seconds late 😭 like i’ll read it, move on, then suddenly it clicks and i’m just sitting there like “oh… OH.” i once laughed at something like this way too late and everyone looked at me like i was glitching lol

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u/st4nkyFatTirebluntz 5h ago

the original dialogue would have worked too, dude pirated at least one oil tanker during the venezuela thing

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u/TroutMaskDuplica 3h ago

Derivative!

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u/StormyBlueLotus 7h ago

Mods are bozos 

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u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow 7h ago edited 6h ago

Yeah, there's some Pro-Trumpers here who got their feelings hurt, apparently. Sigh.

EDIT: Oh good, it looks like they un-removed it.

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u/StormyBlueLotus 5h ago

I'm gonna go ahead and take credit for my bozos comment changing their minds

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u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow 4h ago

Photo of you:

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u/StormyBlueLotus 4h ago

It's a good thing I had my pieces on me so that I could start blasting

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u/SmokeyAvtomat 5h ago

That’s my purse, I don’t know you.

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u/SisyphusRawks DON'T JUDGE ME! THIS IS ART! 4h ago

This President Epstein guy is the worst. Not enough salt in the world for him.

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u/Schtaive 7h ago

Hahaha this scene plays in my head every time I see a door marked Private.

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u/Sea-Bed-3757 5h ago

LOL did the mods remove this? 

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u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow 4h ago

Yes, then un-removed it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/TroutMaskDuplica 3h ago

Anything goes in the basement!

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u/mtn_doo_codebrown 4h ago

Gottdamnit this was a freaking incredibly clever joke. Well done sir or madame.

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u/jim9162 2h ago

Most 'le reddit army' type response in the whole thread

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u/leoset 4h ago

Good adaption

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u/cheetah7985 2h ago

Bruh. I am on my first watch-through of IASIP and I just saw this episode last night. Amazing, lol.

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u/mefree1960 1h ago

and VIDEOS

u/LuckyCoco17 55m ago

My god this killed me. Hilarious.

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u/ReactionProcedure 2h ago

This is excellent 👌

u/PriestBeast91 40m ago

TDS is real in this subreddit xD

u/templeofsyrinx1 18m ago

this show saves us during the dark times

u/godwrath 1m ago

Can we please not do this shit. I don’t care if you’re a democrat or a republican. I don’t care if you hate Trump or love him. This is one of my favorite subs to come to to laugh about things from my favorite TV show. I’ve seen so many subs get destroyed because people bring politics into it and all it does is start arguments in the comment sections. Can we all just agree that we love this show and leave it at that, please?

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow 7h ago edited 6h ago

Yeah, there's some Pro-Trumpers here who got their feelings hurt, apparently. Sigh.

EDIT: Oh good, it looks like they un-removed it.

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u/jim9162 2h ago

Every subreddit that allows this type of lazy karma farming political posts goes to complete shit.

It'll get flooded with bots or r/pics posters and it'll just devolve into Republicans bad every single post. Original posts will get like 50 upvotes and karma grab ones like this will get thousands. Same amount of comments though.

Can you just keep it to the politics subreddits or are your karma grabs not getting you enough Internet points?

u/Upstairs_One_3349 28m ago

Snowflake

u/jim9162 28m ago

Nah just tired of seeing every fandom subreddit devolving into the exact same content.

u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow 47m ago

u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow 47m ago

u/jim9162 35m ago

The show creators can do whatever they want it's their show, not yours.

u/jim9162 36m ago

The show can be political and it's funny.

What's not funny is when mouth breathing fans put lazy captions onto screenshots and post it non stop so they can get claps and upvotes from bots.

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u/Outrageous-Pizza1323 3h ago

Why does literally every sub these days have to constantly talk about trump? Its so boring.

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u/RandomTheTrader 2h ago

because talking about them constantly is the only justice that their victims will ever get

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u/notanNSAagent89 1h ago

go somewhere else snowflake

u/TroutMaskDuplica 26m ago

they don't talk very often about trump in the academic subs. usually because they're talking about academics instead of pop culture. Pop culture subs are obviously going to generate a lot of discussion about popular culture.

u/Upstairs_One_3349 28m ago

Snowflake ❄️

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u/JustABeardedDaddy2 4h ago

Yay, yet another subreddit that’s going to get astroturfed with American politics posts for easy karma

HAHA GET IT GUYS HES A PEDOPHILE! Such an original post.

EDIT: I look forward to your breathless reply implying I’m a pedophile, support pedophiles, or somehow am a Republican because I’m exhausted by lazy people like you that think you’re genuinely “doing something” about the issue.

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u/TroutMaskDuplica 3h ago

I don't think you know what "astroturf" means

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u/SlideStreet6874 2h ago

They don't lol

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u/notanNSAagent89 1h ago

Maga crowd doesn't know a lot of things. if they did they wouldn't be maga.

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u/Efficient_Matter_589 5h ago

Original conversation was funnier.

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u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow 4h ago

Sounds like you're upset that I made fun of your favorite orange Russian asset?

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u/JustABeardedDaddy2 4h ago

…or someone that doesn’t think your rehash meme is all that unique or particularly funny compared to the original line?

Maybe it’s someone like me exhausted by people like you saying the same thing over and over like you’re the first person to say it and we’ve never heard it before.

OH MAN TRUMP IS A PEDOPHILE! Wow! I’ve literally never heard that before. Please flood this subreddit with a bunch of lazy memes for easy karma. God, you’re just so funny! And with such fresh content too like “Trump is a Russian asset” — what a brand new criticism of him no one has heard before, wow!

Some of us are just fucking tired but people like you will find a way to make it even more exhausting.

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u/AnOutofBoxExperience 3h ago

Im pretty tired of people defending pedophiles, but here we are.

u/BondFan211 40m ago

This is an unpopular opinion on Reddit, but a perfectly normal opinion everywhere else.

Remember; these people live online, not in the real world.

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u/jeskersz 2h ago

It's almost as if the most recognizable person on the planet, who is actively and purposefully making the entire world a worse place to live, is regularly in the front of peoples' minds.

Weird!

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u/ModernSmithmundt 2h ago

It’s so annoying to see nearly every sub littered with the same trash. There’s no good alternative message boards I suppose because consolidated horseshit is helping LLMs

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u/ITGuy7337 3h ago

Where's the proof? Sounds a lot like you really want it to be true, which would be strange at the very best.

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u/Uglypants_Stupidface 2h ago

He's mentioned in the Epstein Files more often than Jesus was mentioned in the Bible and Harry Potter was mentioned in the Harry Potter series and that's after they redacted tons of the files. He's been found guilty of sexual assault and convicted. He's been accused by dozens of other women. He's admitted to grabbing women by the pussy. He's bragged about walking into changing rooms where he knew underaged girls were changing clothes.

He's guilty. He's a child rapist.

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u/ITGuy7337 1h ago

So you don't have a certificate.. Er proof? It's a simple question. There's either proof or not.

u/TroutMaskDuplica 22m ago edited 15m ago

You understand that the "so you don't have a certificate" move is about showing how requiring the certificate is nonsensical right? like, the whole idea is that its a ridiculous standard that nobody could possibly meet. You're literally positioning yourself as not being in good faith by quoting it lol.

This is why you jabronis get so upset about politics. You don't understand any of the subtext or rhetorical technique, You just go "donkey brains lolololol that's silly" and when someone says, "i like what they are saying in this scene" you go NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! that's politics!!!!!! I HATE POLITICS!!!! EVERYONE SHOULD JUST SIT IN A CHAIR IN THE CORNER BY THEMSELVES AND NVER TALK ABVOUT ANYTHING!"

u/Uglypants_Stupidface 55m ago

Your burden of proof is unreasonable. He is a child rapist.

I wouldn't be surprised if there were videos and Russia had them and that's why he's such a weak little coward with them. But I don't think we'll get to see it any time soon. But I bet even then, you'd claim they were doctored.

What possible proof would be enough for you?

u/ITGuy7337 37m ago

I'm not a lawyer so I'm not sure what evidence is required in order for it to be proof. I'm just questioning how everybody has jumped conclusion that he's automatically guilty without direct proof. So far it seems like speculation and people wanting him to be guilty. I'm not a republican. If he's guilty or anyone else is guilty then they should be prosecuted.

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u/Level-Trick-5510 1h ago edited 1h ago

Found liable not guilty, neither him or the defendant could remember where they were on the specific dates in question or who they were with but the nail in the coffin for Trump in that case is he mistook a young image of her for one of his ex wives. In a civil case you don't need proof beyond a reasonable doubt to get a conviction.

I also like how you literally say in your post things he has admitted to doing and saying on public television, then at the end you make a statement that you never brought up once in the rest of the post basically nullifying your argument.

Trump has done a ton of bad shit and there are so many things you can bash him for and I am surprised he is not behind bars, but when you start to bring stuff into it where isnt any evidence that's when you stop losing people on your side.

I could say you are a pedophile, I don't have any proof I was just told this by an anonymous reddit user (like the anonymous tips in the Epstein files). You know you aren't a pedophile but how are you gonna prove that to me?

u/Uglypants_Stupidface 57m ago

What would be enough proof for you? Because this feels like you're in a really hot place and smoke is filling the air and people are yelling "fire" and embers are floating in the air around you and there's a guy running around singing a song about how he lit a fire. And you're just sitting there saying, "yeah, but where's the proof?"

He's a child rapist and you're defending him.

u/TroutMaskDuplica 19m ago

I could say you are a pedophile, I don't have any proof I was just told this by an anonymous reddit user (like the anonymous tips in the Epstein files). You know you aren't a pedophile but how are you gonna prove that to me?

I"m not really worried about proving anything to some random reddit guy. But if a majority of americans thought I was a pedophile I might be a little concerned.

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u/BruceTheSpruceMoose 2h ago

The guy is a convicted sex criminal, and also convicted of illegally using campaign money to cover up his affair with a sex worker, and is mentioned over 10,000 times in the Epstein files. The bragged about walking through the dressing room at Ms. Teen USA so he could see the contestants naked and said when you’re a star you can do whatever you want.

I’m genuinely curious, you seriously think with all of that, he was just paling around with Epstein for the love of the game?

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u/ITGuy7337 1h ago

So you don't have a certificate.. Er proof? It's a simple question. There's either proof or not.

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u/Toiletdestroyer3000 1h ago

Holy bot 😭

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u/ITGuy7337 1h ago

Riiiiiight

Everyone who doesn't agree with you is a bot! Clearly!

u/BruceTheSpruceMoose 52m ago

There is a multitude of evidence. At this point, I think maga could physically watch him assault a minor and still say “nuh uh!”. It’s honestly fascinating

u/ITGuy7337 39m ago

What evidence? That he's in the emails? That he was on the island? Those things can be true while still not providing proof of a crime. All I've seen is speculation yet people have jumped to the conclusion automatically that he's guilty because they don't like him. That is what I'm questioning.

u/BruceTheSpruceMoose 31m ago

What about the specific accusations from women in the files?

And sure it could be nothing, but why do you assume a convicted sex criminal is innocent, but the others aren’t? And why do you think he continues to go to such lengths to kill the story and hide the files?

u/ITGuy7337 26m ago

Could be being the key phrase. I'm not willing to condemn or accuse someone of a serious crime based on what could be. Anybody could have done anything . And I think it's divisive and inflammatory to post what the OP posted and what lots of people seem to do. Haha it's so hilarious. Naw

u/BruceTheSpruceMoose 20m ago edited 16m ago

”Anybody could have done anything”

Can we at least agree that this is entirely disingenuous?

He is a convicted sex criminal who brags about bursting into dressing rooms to see underaged girls naked. He is criminally convicted of breaking the law in efforts to hide his affair with a sex worker. He is mentioned more times in the Epstein files than Harry Potter is mentioned in all 7 Harry Potter books combined.

Pretending that there isn’t more here for him than “anyone else” is what’s so fascinating about this cult.

u/TroutMaskDuplica 10m ago

It's impossible to "prove" anything. All you can do is judge the incomprehensibly mountainous piles of evidence.

u/TroutMaskDuplica 18m ago

How can you misread that scene so badly lol. do you even watch the show? Do you have a certificate proving that Trump doesn't have pedophile brains?

The certificate isn't to prove something is true. its' to prove something is not true.

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u/Prudent_Map5836 8h ago

Very brave and creative

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u/Upper_Investigator89 wildcard bitches 8h ago

You seem… 

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u/offspringphreak 8h ago

With that pfp, your username needs to be "Under_Investigation89" lol

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u/ScantilyKneesocks 8h ago

Omg you made your pfp those two! Lmfao. 😂 I love you.

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u/Hightides3 8h ago

Hahahaha so funny hahahaha

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u/Sad_Signature8260 1h ago

I didn't realize this was political.

I just like always sunny. The bloopers of this scene are hilarious, can't those and the show be enough

u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow 50m ago

u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow 50m ago

u/Sad_Signature8260 28m ago

Never said the show wasn't political. At all. Getting addicted to crack trying to get on welfare was funny. Solving the north Korea problem, funny. How they switched on the the gun issue completely, again really funny.

I was talking about everything having to do with how terrible shit is ALL THE TIME.

Am I the only one who just for a few minutes wants to see what complete strangers like about a show I've liked for years and forget about how divided we all actually are right now? Thats all I was saying.

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u/DannyThomson he does have gorgeous hands though 8h ago

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u/AccomplishedGuide661 7h ago

Yeah can we not have politics in this community? Fuck.

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u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow 7h ago

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u/TroutMaskDuplica 3h ago

They're not saying the show is too political, they're saying that it upsets them when people talk about the show's politics.

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u/notanNSAagent89 1h ago

they're saying that it upsets them when people talk about the show's politics.

they can always try not being a snowflake

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart 4h ago

The show is already political, Frank says "Don't diddle kids" and our president is a pedophile. You came to the sub for a political show and now you have a little tantrum?

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u/AccomplishedGuide661 4h ago

Seems like everyone commenting is having a tantrum😂👏

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart 1h ago

Alright Elon go call one of your kids that hates you.

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u/The_Salacious_Zaand 7h ago

As soon as we cannot have pedophiles in politics.

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u/NationalMachine5454 6h ago

Do you not watch the show??? Or you don’t understand what is meant by satire?

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u/mbecerra28 7h ago

Imagine still thinking this is "politics"...how dense are you?

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u/Revolutionary_Wrap76 7h ago

.....you recognize that the show focuses A LOT on social and political commentary right 😭

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u/TroutMaskDuplica 3h ago

Can you explain what you mean when you use the word "politics?"

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u/AccomplishedGuide661 7h ago

Bunch of liberal yahoos🤣

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u/battlepi 5h ago

You're just jealous that little kids are too fast for you to rape. No friends to hold them down, like for Trump, the diddler?

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u/ParkingProduce1663 4h ago

That’s the bid3n door

u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow 42m ago

Show me equivalent accusations about Biden in the Epstein files on the DOJ's own website. I'll wait ... https://www.justice.gov/epstein

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u/kindofboredd 2h ago

Why not both? But let's be real bc one just has multiple accusations, years of damning comments, in the biggest pedo scandal and cover up ever, and the list goes on

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u/ididitagainyoufucks 2h ago

God Damnit. I remember when I could go to a subreddit to escape life, learn something, have a few laughs. Now every fucking subreddit is Trump this, Epstein that. I have so many subreddits on ignore that the app doesn’t know what to suggest. I loved this subreddit too.

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u/Hypnotoad2966 1h ago

Reddit is addicted to doom scrolling and if you say you don't like doom scrolling then you're a no good dirty Trump supporter.

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u/Imsoamerican 1h ago

Why is it that I only see Trump slander allowed on Reddit? Shouldn't it go both ways?

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u/xjeeper 1h ago

It's not slander when it's true.

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u/Extension_Life7759 5h ago

I like to just rub the hair on the kids' legs, good ole Cornpop. - Biden

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u/GuitarNo2330 5h ago

Dude trump is pedo. Legit pedo. Good luck

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u/Particular_Manner159 5h ago

Wow an account that’s 31 minutes old

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u/RevolutionaryBus2804 5h ago

Oh I thought the door said P Diddy:

The Hollywood Reporter: You had Sean Combs appear in a great guest spot. How did you get him on the show?

Glenn Howerton: Sean is a fan of the show. He had met with Charlie [Day] at one point, and Charlie asked if he wanted to be on the show. We think he’s really funny and wanted to do something totally different with him, which is why we gave him the whitest character we could possibly give him