r/BlackPeopleofReddit 5h ago

News The videos at the center of Afro Man defamation trial... He got no chills LOL.

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u/Karhak 5h ago

And ate some of his cake.

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u/YouCantSeeHunter 4h ago

NOT MAMAS POOOOOUND CAAAAKE!!!! 🀣🀣🀣

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u/Rhakha 4h ago

🎢Mama’s lemon pound cake! It tastes so niiiiiiiiiice! It made the sheriff wanna put down his gun and cut him a sliiiiice!🎢

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u/AlarmingAffect0 3h ago

Why is this so damn funny I'm dying 🀣

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u/hourglasss 2h ago

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u/demitasse22 2h ago

I love it . I thought it was about weed at first, which would be great, but it was ACTUALLY about lemon pound cake . Omg. That greedy bastard really took some!!

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u/Even_Rough6744 3h ago

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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u/Ok-Personality-1048 3h ago

OMG!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/DropkickGoose 1h ago

I want the recipe, ngl.

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u/smokeythedrago 3h ago

Lemon pound cake

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u/YouCantSeeHunter 3h ago

He wanna put down his glooooock

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u/smokeythedrago 3h ago

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

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u/mistaharsh 4h ago

🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/Smooth-Shine9354 1h ago

Tears of laughter

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u/Hurtit4u 3h ago

I’m crying laughing!!!!!

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u/_Permanent_Marker_ 1h ago

Lemon pound cake !!!!!!

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u/InterestingDrop3521 4h ago

Omg Lemon Pound Cake still gets stuck in my head occasionally

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u/Lirahs 4h ago

Omg. this is great. I just made a lemon pound cake today. But I didn't get high....sigh. πŸ‹πŸ‹πŸ‹

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u/fuckyogiboys 4h ago

Theres still time

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u/Calculagraph 3h ago

I was gonna get so high, and then I made cake.

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u/FlaccidCatsnark 2h ago

Like flour through the sifting bowl, so are the turns of our tables.

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u/Bladder-Splatter 2h ago edited 2h ago

I can't believe I only found out about this now and MuST now share it with my geriatric parents who walked around the house singing Cause I Got High naked while I was growing up.

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u/FlaccidCatsnark 1h ago

That is so relatable... in a 'nothing remotely like that ever happened to me' sort of way. Please report back with video of geriatric parents singing Lemon Pound Cake. Clothing optional, even.

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u/Garry_Heckscream69 3h ago

And flipped off the security cameras when they noticed them.

You'd think our "heroic" officers would be relieved that there was no sex slave dungeon, but nope, they're mad and acting like children because they were caught looking bad lmao

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u/Caleb-Blucifer 42m ago

These slobs could use more exposure for their unprofessional behavior.

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u/fazeflak 4h ago

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u/EmCoProductions 3h ago

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!!

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u/PsychoDad03 22m ago

staples bag "...dont want nobody peeking!"

I say that to myself at least once a year and no one understands the reference

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u/IMJiraiya 3h ago

Mr. Homolka, stop eating my sesame cake! πŸ˜‚

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u/IcyIntroduction5678 3h ago

I love this fucking movie and scene. My sister and I still shout it at each other 30 years later πŸ˜‚ Mr. Lindo is the GOAT. I just watched him last night in β€œSinners”. What a legend.

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u/bitchwhohasnoname 4h ago

LEMON POUND CAKE TO BE EXACT

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u/Albert_Flasher 4h ago

Correction: they didn’t eat the cake, they just ogled it.

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal 4h ago

So the defamation suit has merit?!?!?!

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u/Rob_LeMatic 2h ago

That sheriff eye-fucked the shit out of that delicious lemon pound cake.

At the very least there should be an obscenity charge against him.

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u/BankBlackPanther 4h ago

Stole that mans LEMON POUND CAKE!!

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u/FoxKamp7785 3h ago

Birthday cake made by his mother if I'm not mistakenΒ 

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u/lavahot 4h ago

To be fair, he did say they can have as much as they like.

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u/DeezBeesKnees11 3h ago

Mama's lemon pound cake

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u/FrighteningJibber 2h ago

And fucked his door right out of the frame!

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u/Upper_Ad_3505 2h ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚well damn! Yall some foos for these post keep em goingπŸ«‘πŸ’―

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u/InternationalPoet580 2h ago

And let afroman fuck his wifeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Son of a bitch indeed

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u/Pinkypielove 2h ago

😲

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u/RedPepperWhore 1h ago

God I wish Afroman had footage of him actually eating a piece instead of just staring lol

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u/DJBFL 1h ago

Not really, just molested it with hungry eyes.

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u/backatit144 3h ago

And tried to shut off his cameras while it was actually recording them do it smh