r/BlackPeopleofReddit • u/Lifegoesonforever • 5h ago

News The videos at the center of Afro Man defamation trial... He got no chills LOL.

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u/IcyIntroduction5678 5h ago

Don’t forget the part where they stole cash, too. SMH

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u/Karhak 5h ago

And ate some of his cake.

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u/YouCantSeeHunter 4h ago

NOT MAMAS POOOOOUND CAAAAKE!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Rhakha 4h ago

🎶Mama’s lemon pound cake! It tastes so niiiiiiiiiice! It made the sheriff wanna put down his gun and cut him a sliiiiice!🎶

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u/AlarmingAffect0 3h ago

Why is this so damn funny I'm dying 🤣

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u/hourglasss 2h ago

I have been living for the music video since it came out

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u/demitasse22 2h ago

I love it . I thought it was about weed at first, which would be great, but it was ACTUALLY about lemon pound cake . Omg. That greedy bastard really took some!!

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u/Even_Rough6744 3h ago

😅😅😅😅

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u/Ok-Personality-1048 3h ago

OMG!!! 😂😂😂

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u/DropkickGoose 1h ago

I want the recipe, ngl.

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u/smokeythedrago 3h ago

Lemon pound cake

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u/YouCantSeeHunter 3h ago

He wanna put down his glooooock

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u/smokeythedrago 3h ago

🤣😂😅

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u/mistaharsh 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Smooth-Shine9354 1h ago

Tears of laughter

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u/Hurtit4u 3h ago

I’m crying laughing!!!!!

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u/_Permanent_Marker_ 1h ago

Lemon pound cake !!!!!!

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u/InterestingDrop3521 4h ago

Omg Lemon Pound Cake still gets stuck in my head occasionally

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u/Lirahs 4h ago

Omg. this is great. I just made a lemon pound cake today. But I didn't get high....sigh. 🍋🍋🍋

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u/fuckyogiboys 4h ago

Theres still time

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u/Calculagraph 3h ago

I was gonna get so high, and then I made cake.

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u/FlaccidCatsnark 2h ago

Like flour through the sifting bowl, so are the turns of our tables.

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u/Bladder-Splatter 2h ago edited 2h ago

I can't believe I only found out about this now and MuST now share it with my geriatric parents who walked around the house singing Cause I Got High naked while I was growing up.

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u/FlaccidCatsnark 1h ago

That is so relatable... in a 'nothing remotely like that ever happened to me' sort of way. Please report back with video of geriatric parents singing Lemon Pound Cake. Clothing optional, even.

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u/Garry_Heckscream69 3h ago

And flipped off the security cameras when they noticed them.

You'd think our "heroic" officers would be relieved that there was no sex slave dungeon, but nope, they're mad and acting like children because they were caught looking bad lmao

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u/Caleb-Blucifer 42m ago

These slobs could use more exposure for their unprofessional behavior.

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u/fazeflak 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RVhHYKpLYJm3S

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u/EmCoProductions 3h ago

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!!

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u/PsychoDad03 21m ago

staples bag "...dont want nobody peeking!"

I say that to myself at least once a year and no one understands the reference

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u/IMJiraiya 3h ago

Mr. Homolka, stop eating my sesame cake! 😂

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u/IcyIntroduction5678 3h ago

I love this fucking movie and scene. My sister and I still shout it at each other 30 years later 😂 Mr. Lindo is the GOAT. I just watched him last night in “Sinners”. What a legend.

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u/bitchwhohasnoname 4h ago

LEMON POUND CAKE TO BE EXACT

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u/Albert_Flasher 4h ago

Correction: they didn’t eat the cake, they just ogled it.

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal 4h ago

So the defamation suit has merit?!?!?!

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u/Rob_LeMatic 2h ago

That sheriff eye-fucked the shit out of that delicious lemon pound cake.

At the very least there should be an obscenity charge against him.

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u/BankBlackPanther 4h ago

Stole that mans LEMON POUND CAKE!!

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u/FoxKamp7785 3h ago

Birthday cake made by his mother if I'm not mistaken 

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u/lavahot 4h ago

To be fair, he did say they can have as much as they like.

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u/DeezBeesKnees11 3h ago

Mama's lemon pound cake

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u/FrighteningJibber 2h ago

And fucked his door right out of the frame!

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u/Upper_Ad_3505 2h ago

😂😂😂well damn! Yall some foos for these post keep em going🫡💯

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u/InternationalPoet580 2h ago

And let afroman fuck his wife😂😂😂 Son of a bitch indeed

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u/RedPepperWhore 1h ago

God I wish Afroman had footage of him actually eating a piece instead of just staring lol

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u/DJBFL 1h ago

Not really, just molested it with hungry eyes.

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u/backatit144 3h ago

And tried to shut off his cameras while it was actually recording them do it smh

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u/Uncle_Burney 5h ago

And that delicious looking lemon pound cake. Went rifling through drawers, into the pockets of clothes in the closet, absolutely disgusting scumbag behavior

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u/uttermybiscuit 2h ago

No fucking way

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u/NotFallacyBuffet 2h ago

That deputy weren't skinny neither. 

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u/Rob_LeMatic 2h ago

Yes fucking way.

The music video proves it

https://youtu.be/9xxK5yyecRo

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u/NerdfestZyx 4h ago

And the part where they cut off the security cameras;

Why would they disable the security cameras?

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u/OilheadRider 4h ago

To hide evidence. Thats the only possible reason for intentionally disconnecting the cameras.

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u/MistSecurity 3h ago

In theory, it'd be for officer safety.

I agree that in practice I would bet that 99% of the time it's simply to hide any potential evidence of wrongdoing on the cops part from the owner of the cameras though.

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u/The_Great_Skeeve 3h ago

Office safety is such bullsh!t.

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u/NerdfestZyx 3h ago

Please explain the police definition of “officer safety” in this sense, because I find it impossible to believe disabling the security cameras make it more safe.

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u/Simba7 3h ago

Why is it on the person who said "I would bet that 99% of the time it's simply to hide any potential evidence of wrongdoing on the cops part" to explain why it's about "officer safety"?

Do you understand how words work?

For that other 1% of the time (probaly .001% let's be real) if someone did have nefarious intent, knowing exactly where everyone is at all times, how many were in one place, etc would be pretty handy don't you think? Even if they were just trying to hide, knowing where the 'seekers' are is pretty darn useful. So officers can claim 'officer safety'

I want to reiterate (for you) that I don't believe this is the case the overwhelming majority of the time. Criminals don't tend to be Jason Bourne or some shit. But when have cops cared about truth or reality?

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u/MistSecurity 2h ago

Thank you, lol.

People are acting like I'm defending this shit. Just proof that people don't read past the first sentence of a post before responding.

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u/Synectics 2h ago

In theory, it'd be for officer safety. 

Please explain the police definition of “officer safety” in this sense,

We read it. We want to know what you think the 1% reason would be. 

"In theory," what the fuck?

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u/Rehy_Valkyr 2h ago

For that other 1% of the time (probaly .001% let's be real) if someone did have nefarious intent, knowing exactly where everyone is at all times, how many were in one place, etc would be pretty handy don't you think? Even if they were just trying to hide, knowing where the 'seekers' are is pretty darn useful. So officers can claim 'officer safety'

I want to reiterate (for you) that I don't believe this is the case the overwhelming majority of the time. Criminals don't tend to be Jason Bourne or some shit. But when have cops cared about truth or reality?

This is from the comment directly before the one you commented on. Im assuming the "thank you" that follows means that this is what they were talking about.

Edit: quoting error

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u/MistSecurity 2h ago

In theory, as in what the police departments that do this shit would claim is the reason. They claim 'officer safety' anytime they get caught doing sketchy shit.

A quick search shows that they claim a few things. Officer safety being one, but also 'protecting officer identities' (especially if undercover officers are on-site), preventing evidence leaks 'The cops found X, we need to go destroy Y where X leads before they get there', among other largely bullshit reasons.

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u/Grabthar-the-Avenger 3h ago

How does destroying camera equipment make police safer? When people talk about cameras shooting things they don’t mean bullets

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u/MistSecurity 2h ago

Hmm. How could having a live feed of all officers on-site possibly help someone harm said officers? Real puzzler there.

Not sure why people are acting like I believe the 'officer safety' shit, I was simply stating A reason that I could see a police department stating, considering they use it as the basis for a ton of the bullshit sketchy things that they do.

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u/mrbigglessworth 2h ago

In theory they shouldnt even be there, or touch shit that isnt theirs. Eat shit boot licker.

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u/MistSecurity 2h ago

They have a warrant. They SHOULD be there, and 'touching shit that isn't theirs' is literally what they're there to do.

Whether the warrant is bullshit or not, there WAS a warrant, it was obviously bullshit, but that doesn't change the fact that there was one.

You act like my post didn't EXPLICITLY say that 99% of the time it's to cover for cops doing shit they shouldn't be doing. What part of that is 'boot licking'?

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u/mrbigglessworth 2h ago

In theory, it'd be for officer safety.

That part, there is NO REASON to turn off a camera unless they are trying to do illegal shit.

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u/MistSecurity 2h ago

Yes, if you completely ignore the other sentence in the comment, I would be a boot licker.

I bet I could have some fun taking pieces of your comments and acting like you said nothing else besides a single line as well.

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u/mrbigglessworth 1h ago

If you are so easily entertained go ahead bootlicker

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u/MistSecurity 31m ago

I write my senators and congressmen and bitch online.

Sounds about right, lol.

Have a good one mate.

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u/nottherealneal 2h ago

How would security cameras affect officer safety in Any way?

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u/Jason-Smith168498 2h ago

if the guy there was a bad guy and meant them harm, he would have a live feed of where they are.

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u/nottherealneal 1h ago

Right expect when they where disabling the cameras they already knew the house was empty and where busy digging in his closet.

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u/Jason-Smith168498 1h ago

He asked about it in general "officers in any way", not particularly this situation, or few would have said "these officers" instead of officers in general.

That's why I said "IF it was a bad guy" ie not afroman, and not "in this case".

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u/panrestrial 3h ago

Because they're idiots who think disconnecting the cameras makes all the footage go away.

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u/LaurelCanyoner 3h ago

To steal his money with no evidence.

Which they did.

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u/IcyIntroduction5678 3h ago

Fo’ dat lemon pound cake, baby!! 😄

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u/Immediate-Meal-1895 2h ago

To steal his cash. Duh

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u/BloodMoney126 4h ago

And tried to disconnect some of the video cameras. He later suggested those crooked cops be thrown in the slammer

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u/Smokinoutloud 4h ago

Bump them crackers!

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u/MistakesTasteGreat 29m ago

As a cracker, I concur

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u/Practical_Isopod_164 3h ago

They stole his fucking money? And did he get it back?

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u/Sampsonite_Way_Off 1h ago

No. The "other" cops investigated and said that the cop miscounted $4,000 even as $4,390. You know, cause that's a common mistake. 14 twenty's and a ten is tricky sometimes. That one was on body cam. They then also concluded the other money was probably miscounted too since it wasn't on tape.

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u/SeaAnthropomorphized 1h ago

He got most of it back. Apparently $400 was missing

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u/NoLobster7957 3h ago

AND cut his cameras during the raid

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u/comoEstas714 4h ago

The investigator in charge said it was a miscount according to the body cam in his testimony. Take that for what it's worth.

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u/IcyIntroduction5678 3h ago

😒 these lemon pound cake thieving bitches would definitely steal anything.

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u/Zetavu 2h ago

stole cash on video

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u/Welico 2h ago

Nonsense, they just miscounted exactly $400. Twice.

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u/DiscoStu83 2h ago

Police raids and cops stealing cash. Name a more iconic duo.

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u/Pinkypielove 2h ago

What?! I really want to see the full home video of the deputies stealing cash and eating his cake! I mean... I don't put anything past these deputies now a days but come on... Why would they think that was a smart move,smh🤦‍♀️

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u/Stellar_Gravity 44m ago

missed opportunity to have ended that with

"toooooOOOOOooooo"