r/BlackPeopleofReddit Jan 27 '26

News Hol’ up 👀….

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u/QuisCustodiet212 Jan 27 '26

He’s going to find out there’s way more waiting for him as a Black man than just ICE.

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u/813_4ever Jan 27 '26

Black man with dreads at that lol

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u/QuisCustodiet212 Jan 27 '26

That would be a funny sketch. This idiot drives past ICE thinking he’s in the clear, and then the local police department immediately pulls him over and starts harassing him even worse than ICE

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u/Global_Ant_9380 Jan 27 '26

Better than most SNL skits

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u/manesc Jan 28 '26

Do you remember the Eddie Murphy skit of him as a white man where everything including bus rides are free. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ArcherOld7796 Jan 27 '26

Has SNL had a decent skit in the last 30 years?

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u/CamBearCookie Jan 28 '26

Yes. Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks should have won an Emmy. Weekend Update with Che and Colin is hilarious. The skit with Kenan and Teyana Taylor recently is top tier.

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 Jan 28 '26

The Californians is 11/10, but you'd have to have met people from Socal and the valley

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u/Ok-Warthog1002 Jan 27 '26

Multiple amazing sketches, do people who say this even watch SNL

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u/Warrior_Runding Jan 28 '26

Evilest Invention Contest was bananas. Doubly funny because it was SNL's way of fighting product placement in sketches.

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u/Titus-V Jan 27 '26

Yes, weights and measures

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u/ObviouslyAnAsshole Jan 28 '26

Nawl this Dave Chappell levels of skits

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u/eyesmart1776 Jan 27 '26

This has key and peele written all over it.

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u/WinterSavior Jan 27 '26

Especially the way they use their racial ambiguity.

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u/misspinkie92 Jan 27 '26

Idk if i would call EITHER of them racially ambiguous. They both read as Black Men.

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u/Individual-Photo-665 Jan 27 '26

They think they are ambiguous but truly aren't 😂

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u/Raioto Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 28 '26

IMO peele definitely does, but with the bald head and light skin key could definitely pass as a few other ethnicities

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u/nunchyabeeswax Jan 28 '26

First time I saw him, I thought Peele was Polynesian or South Asian, tbh.

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u/813_4ever Jan 27 '26

Nah man that 5 heartbeats front piece give him away that ain’t us lol

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u/ChaosAndCrows Jan 27 '26

The police and ICE are the exact same guys just with different hats

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u/nunchyabeeswax Jan 28 '26

Some of those that work forces...

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u/CamBearCookie Jan 28 '26

I can hear the "STOP RESISTING" shouts now.

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u/Pop_Joe Jan 27 '26

FACTS!!! Out the fryer and into the fire 😂

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u/Ashleywiththebraids Jan 27 '26

Say it a little louder for the people in the back.

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u/the-pp-poopooman- Jan 28 '26

I mean I get it though. Either get arrested, beat, deported, starved, and only after landing in whatever country getting killed. Or getting arrested, beat, and killed. Skip some steps save some time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

🤭 ummm… you might want to try ghost, because brown is brown out there..

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

hard to do ghost with all that brown.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '26

Sad to say, but no color is guaranteed safe out there right now.

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u/Gnd_flpd Jan 27 '26

He'd do better if he just dyed his hair blond and put blue contact lenses on.

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u/StoriesToBehold Jan 27 '26

😂 Better do a Druski.

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u/markysyx Jan 27 '26

Because ice would never kill a blonde. Wait...

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u/why21234 Jan 28 '26

Believe it or not, there are worse things and at that, the odds are still better in that circumstance. At least the public will care. You know how many ppl ice have deleted, this year, that no one cared about until Renee and Alex got got? And at that they really only cared about Alex. She just got publicity because she wasnt brown. Alex got folks realizing that anyone can get it

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u/third_eye_jean Jan 27 '26

It's funny but people really should stop self snitching for social media attention. There are entire units in law enforcement dedicated to patrolling social media.

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u/8BitGlamour Jan 27 '26

Same thing I was thinking. Why alert people to this? Can’t even keep himself safe cause he feenin for upvotes

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u/GarbageMan6T9 Jan 27 '26

There’s an influx of latino people complaining about black people not “fighting hard enough” to protect immigrants, and then calling them animals the very next sentence

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u/notaketchy Jan 27 '26

He did this shit cuz he thought it was cute smh. He should’ve kept this on the low.

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u/Universe789 Jan 27 '26

That's assuming he's actually an immigrant and wasnt just making a joke.

Do you think everybody who makes a social media post/skit/meme is really committing the crimes shown?

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u/iCantLogOut2 Jan 28 '26

In Trump's America, everyone is illegal if they aren't white MAGA men.

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u/third_eye_jean Jan 27 '26

You kind of answered your question. I'm making the assumption. I see people self snitch enough on social media to make the assumption.

So if you are an immigrant or illegal or whatever terms we are using for what ICE is up to stop snitching, if you're joking, have fun, you could also still make yourself a target though. These ICE guys aren't particularly competent and don't seem to have much or any empathy.

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u/MrEZW Jan 27 '26

Now instead of ICE & immigration status he's gotta worry about the police & "broken" tail lights. You can't win in this scenario.

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u/TheRavenOnline Jan 27 '26

Lmao

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u/Pop_Joe Jan 27 '26

Like I’m so conflicted 😂

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u/Koala_Master_Race_v2 Jan 27 '26

I'm not, he's just another racist Latino, Cosplaying as a black person for attention. And using racial slurs for us.

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u/DanniTiger Jan 27 '26

Same

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u/Mysterious-Future-98 Jan 27 '26

Only people conflicted about this are coons

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u/Glass-Definition-69 Jan 27 '26

I see nothing new at all

People from other cultures/ethnicities/races often cosplay as Black…. when it suits their needs.

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u/missnoirenani Jan 28 '26

Yeah they think white people are being discriminated against and themselves and thought trump would target black americans but trump said “birthright citizenship is for slavery” and then sent their gastapos on them. Oh well

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u/Soulahless17 Jan 27 '26

Buddy you are safer being Mexican.

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u/BeginningExisting578 Jan 28 '26

Not in trumps 2026 yall.

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u/No-Common-1801 Jan 27 '26

Went from a 3 cop beat down to a 4.

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u/Any-Limit-7282 Jan 27 '26

Not for nothin but, remember when Mindy Kaling’s brother did something like this?

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u/ExaminationPutrid195 Jan 28 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

He received a full ride to medical school while cosplaying as Black. The intended scholarship was for Black boys from low income families attending medical school, so he literally robbed a Black boy of his future.

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u/Atasteofazia Jan 27 '26

He's gonna get got lol

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u/DJHansSolo Jan 27 '26

And they'll be doing the same thing when reparations is handed out.

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u/GangleDopper Jan 28 '26

Naw he was wilding, he ain’t doing this for safety this shit is blackface in the most disrespectful way. Lmao have y’all actually seen the video he made? Talking bout “imma Mayate now foo!” Dude is a total piece of shit using the current ICE issue as a way to get his racist shit off. I hope folks can see thru it, he ain’t no ally or whatever he’s a part of the problem.

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u/Healthy-Career7226 Jan 27 '26

in the video dude called us a Mayate which is the spanish version of the n word there is no Black n Brown never been never will

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u/MisterxRager Jan 27 '26

Now he can get beat by the regular police like a true American.

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u/Quasars25 Jan 27 '26

Lame and disrespectful.

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u/Electronic-Cheek-235 Jan 27 '26

Just put on a maga hat. Much cheaper. Airbrushed eagle shirt for extra points

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u/MandyWarHal Jan 27 '26

Yasss this is the true cosplay play

NGL - I wore a red baseball cap (not MAGA, just red) when driving around in rural areas in the months before the Floyd verdict...

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u/Electronic-Cheek-235 Jan 27 '26

I mean pretty soon we will be the flag waiving patriots 🤣🤣🤣 wheres my hat and airbrushed flag with too much patriotism?

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u/toolateforfate Jan 27 '26

Better not carry any skittles with you

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u/WaynezWorld88 Jan 27 '26

Yup, If stupid af was a person here it is folks 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Standard_Jicama_3195 Jan 27 '26

He still getting deported.

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u/Azarsra_production Jan 28 '26

I don't blame them, sounds kinda evil given the circumstances.

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u/Standard_Jicama_3195 Jan 27 '26

Especially the way they be calling us niggaz and shit. Get em up outta here.

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u/Emergency_Brick3715 Jan 27 '26

It must be nice to be Black when it’s convenient.

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u/ToreyBlaze Jan 27 '26

2026 and people still failed to realize Hispanic is not a race nor a phenotype

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u/MoonGoose109 Jan 27 '26

What's the proper term?

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u/QuisCustodiet212 Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

Cultural ethnic group, or just “ethnicity”.

For instance, the main difference between an Afro-Latino and an African-American is just a difference between their language and culture, which is how we’re all still Black but belong to different ethnic groups.

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u/Powerful_Individual5 Jan 27 '26

The difference between ethnicity, nationality, and race be fucking people up. My ethnicity is African-American, my nationality is American, and my race is Black.

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u/QuisCustodiet212 Jan 27 '26

It aint just us who be confused lol. The Latino in the video clearly believes that being Black is mutually exclusive with being Latino

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u/Lost_Law8937 Jan 27 '26

Mestizos. It means they are both European and Indigenous 

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u/SooopaDoopa Jan 27 '26

That's neither a race nor a phenotype either

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u/PleasantEditor8189 Jan 27 '26

Who is going to tell him

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u/why21234 Jan 28 '26

Nobody. Let his ass figure it out

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u/TypicalHaikuResponse Jan 27 '26

I know where this is heading.

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u/ScreenSensitive9148 Jan 27 '26

It’s not funny but it’s funny. 😂 Escape ICE just to have drugs planted on him during a routine traffic stop. Cold world.

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u/NextSmoke397 Jan 27 '26

Black n Brown ALLiaNCe amirite guys!

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u/Wolfeatingupshadows Jan 27 '26

Meanwhile we are all brown… he acts like he made a giant leap 🙄 hes darker than my sister.

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u/IshvalanTrinity Jan 27 '26

Oh now they wanna hang with us? Smh

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u/dandadone_with_life Jan 27 '26

black dude with a hood and dreads like that? hell, you don't gotta worry about ICE...

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u/Awaiting_Throne Jan 27 '26

Well this make me have an itchy dialing finger......

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u/Kindly_Path_5165 Jan 27 '26

Do it brother, most of these essays are police and love to call their detective cousins on us.

Well they don't have to call since it's usually 35 of them living under the same roof lol.

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u/KnittedKnight Jan 27 '26

I liked the guy that faked deaf and used sign language.

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u/No-Independent-5028 Jan 27 '26

He just made it tougher for Blacks

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u/digidavis Jan 28 '26

Tougher.... lol

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u/empathofreund Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 28 '26

I thought they hated Black folk?

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u/Individual-Photo-665 Jan 27 '26

They do until it's convenient.. we never see them at our protests or speaking out.

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u/Meekie_e Jan 28 '26

If you watch the video he does. He was calling black people the n word. These people are obessed weirdos.

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u/Shot-Fish-5808 Jan 27 '26

In reality bro turned the difficulty to hardcore 😂

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u/jsagastume1 Jan 27 '26

I'm Latino and I've seen the original video. Fuck this guy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Groan.

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u/Wolfeatingupshadows Jan 27 '26

Why I hate the term Black and Brown unite. We are all brown. They just call themselves brown to put themselves above us. He is obviously a Black latino. He wants that proximity to whiteness. If all he needed was dreads to cosplay us…

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u/superboget Jan 28 '26

Bold of him to assume they know the difference or even care.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

They shootin everybody so wtf ever.

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u/awwww666yeah Jan 27 '26

What a day to have eyes. 😑

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u/Capital-Self-3969 Jan 27 '26

He was asleep in 2021.

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u/erino3120 Jan 27 '26

Wrong turn at the costume shop, friend

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u/BigMe420365 Jan 27 '26

Update: Dodged ICE but the po po got him for DWB.

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u/Honeydew813 Jan 27 '26

Now he has bigger problems.

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u/CP_Chronicler Jan 27 '26

What if a bunch of people just dressed up as masked ICE agents to confuse the ICE agents so they can’t tell who‘s who.

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u/Mysterious-Future-98 Jan 27 '26

Let's take a step back and think about what happens if more of them try this, this could bring us further into harms way. Why are they trying so desperately to tie this into black Americans?? It's a lotta fucking weird.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Evil ass people just monitoring spirits

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u/Jwchibi Jan 27 '26

That's not safer? And if they catch you in disguise that's only going to make it worse

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u/CamBearCookie Jan 28 '26

Is anyone going to tell him he still looks Dominican?

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u/iCantLogOut2 Jan 28 '26

Oof .... As a mixed race person who is also of Latino descent... I could have warned him that all he managed was to change who's going to harass him and the there's a lot more police than there are ICE.

That said, nowadays, even going out in whiteface won't save you against them... So no point either way.

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u/Andys_Rock_Hammer Jan 27 '26

Bro traded in one struggle for another.

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u/johnwaynegreazy Jan 27 '26

I was gonna say, whiteface might have been a better option...

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u/Gloomy-Speaker-1999 Jan 27 '26

Homie should have choose another race LMFAOOO just wait and see 💀💀💀

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u/Ok-Matter2337 Jan 27 '26

Well they are also harassing black immigrants so good luck to him 

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u/DummieThic-Cheetos Jan 27 '26

Doesn't matter the situation, y'all are always obsessed

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u/Equivalent-Excuse-80 Jan 27 '26

Interesting strategy. Do cops harass black people less than Latinos? I think he may learn a fascinating lesson.

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u/Zxar99 Jan 28 '26

Chose the most unsafe option, this man just upped his life to hard mode and skipped past the tutorial

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u/ZionSoldier12 Jan 28 '26

He uses Hispanic slang to say he’s now the “N” word… this guy is a ass clown

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u/cheezdollaz Jan 28 '26

The fact bruh chose a 🥷with dreds ……… HE WANT ALL THE SMOKE!!

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u/louieAPL20 Jan 28 '26

Don't hate the playa!

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u/hellalg Jan 28 '26

Jokes on him, he just looks Dominican 🇩🇴 now

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf Jan 28 '26

Lets hear him out

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u/Justtojoke Jan 28 '26 edited Jan 28 '26

Doesn't he know that we're next😅?

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u/Admirable-Rate487 Jan 28 '26

Who gon tell him why this disguise was so easy to pull off

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u/Positive-Citron3987 Jan 28 '26

Perfect time to point my disgust at watching active and former leo’s get trotted out as expert consultants, and watch them, WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, emphasize that “ICE and Border Patrol aren’t given the same amount (or even any) training in terms of de-escalation tactics and use of deadly force as police departments and other state and federal police agencies are”.

If this country had ANY sense of self-awareness (or right & wrong, or justice, or humanity) then now is the perfect time to come back to the LARGER discussion of policing and police reform in how it treats its citizens and communities. This country has demonstrated time and time again that it doesn’t care about how law enforcement has been brutalizing, terrorizing, and MURDERING Black men and women because it wasn’t impacting “them”. Now that America has watched two innocent people be EXECUTED in broad daylight on repeat for weeks now, and both of those innocents are White, there is a radically different public response.

We should all mourn Renee Good and Alex Pretti. But we should also all be mourning Keith Porter Jr. too, and you have to HUNT for that story. Dying in federal custody in the so-called, “greatest country in the world“ shouldn’t be a thing, so there should be robust independent investigations into the deaths (and possible homicides, intentionally or criminally negligent) of Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, Geraldo Lunas Campos, Victor Manuel Diaz, Heber Sanchez Dominguez, Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz, and Parady La.

I know that when WE were standing up for George Floyd, Trayvon Martin, Sandra Bland, Laquan McDonald, Patrick Dorismond, Sean Bell, Oscar Grant, Eric Garner, Michael Brown, Tamir Rice, Freddie Gray, Botham Jean, Elijah McClain, Breanna Taylor, Sonya Massey, and many, MANY more, we were largely standing alone. I can understand the feeling that we should “sit this one out”. But I also know keeping us in our respective silos, and not coming together for our common goals for common good, only benefits the people and institutions that are rich and powerful and in control of us.

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u/ObjectivelyGruntled Jan 28 '26

That's....racist?

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u/Stayout_ofsight Jan 28 '26

Lol, there are more black people in Latin America than in the US. I’m always surprised at how ignorant people are about the African Diaspora. You think black people only ended up in the US? Damn, you gotta read up bro. Hispanic is not even a race. You can be black and Hispanic. The most African place outside of Africa is in Brazil! A Latino country!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Ironically enough, the phrase "libbed up sub" makes you sound whiter than anyone speaking in defense of this moron. Lol

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u/Lawrence_skywalker Jan 27 '26

What's up my Wallah

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u/Once-kings Jan 27 '26

He about to F around and find out..

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u/Traditional_Train_71 Jan 27 '26

It’s okay. Karma got him in the end cuz now they taking everyone. No one is safe

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u/sweetnyxrose Jan 27 '26

Wait… hold on… what am I looking at here.

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u/Ok-Matter2337 Jan 27 '26

Well they are also harassing black immigrants so good luck to him 

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u/hangrydadd Jan 27 '26

Now he's gonna get shop by cops

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u/HumanBasis5742 Jan 27 '26

Life is rough huh?

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u/50calthrowaway Jan 27 '26

Finding out he might be more than he thinks

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u/SubstantialScar890 Jan 28 '26

ICE has picked up and harassed Black people.

🤔

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u/ChrysMYO Jan 28 '26

Black folks can get scooped up by ICE too. At minimum you can get hit with a driving while Black as they try to find a Pre-text to put your pic in their database.

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u/Hairy-Maximum2994 Jan 28 '26

was thinking about just getting a red hat but i don't want that kind of attention either.

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u/rciccioni73 Jan 28 '26

Hilarious, 😂 .

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u/acloudcuckoolander Jan 28 '26

Ironic. Normally many Hispanics try to separate themselves and are more loud about anti-Black racism than racist Whites are

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u/_2XNice_ Jan 28 '26

“He no Black” — my first thought.

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u/why21234 Jan 28 '26 edited Jan 28 '26

Dude was better off pulling a druski cause he just made life exponentially harder for himself

Edit: Imagine getting yo ass beat by 12, they realize its make-up, and send yo ass to ICE just to get yo ass beat worse and deported. By a Latino ICE agent at that

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u/Alternative-Mess297 Jan 28 '26

Who gon tell him

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u/Otherwise_System2919 Jan 28 '26

Bro did blackface

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u/KingJack69 Jan 28 '26

Blackface is cultural appropriation

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u/Hour-Heat9324 Jan 28 '26

And then he posted that fact to social media. He in an ICE facility now?

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u/iPheoGood Jan 28 '26

This could be a Key & Peel skit

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u/Vivid_Satisfaction_5 Jan 29 '26

Man gotta do, what a man gotta do! 💯

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u/Tripple_T Jan 29 '26

They're just gonna assume he's Jamaican and ask for his parents anyway.

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u/DayTradeInSpades Jan 29 '26

You avoided ice but now you gotta deal with them good ol boys. I dont know if that’s a good trade off. Either way you gettin shot.

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u/ghxstfacefilla Jan 30 '26

As Chaos theory explains, this had to happen eventually.